USMNT: To Rüssia With Love

[OCST]

any good live-updating tables out there? I get the scenarios, but would rather refresh a website than think.

Just write WE SUCK on a post it note and stare at it

 

[Senator Donut]

I'm drinking malt liquor.

 

[OCST]

3-2 Honduras

 

[SoxFanInCali]

These split screens are fucking killing me.

 

[shawnrbu]

How much $ does FOX Sports stand to lose if the US is eliminated tonight?

 

[Investor 11]

These split screens are fucking killing me.

Seriously. Why do I need the larger screen showing a bunch of guys jumping around

 

[Doug Beerabelli]

This is pretty pretty pretty bad

 

[soxfan121]

Mexico's letting Hondurans pirouette in the box, there will be no help there.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Has the USA even had a corner?

 

[Investor 11]

ugh, thought that was going in

 

[Jimy Hendrix]

Has the USA even had a corner?

I saw it, we took it short and it was dumb.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

Nice play, but not in the corner enough.

 

[OCST]

Ohhhhhh

 

[Cellar-Door]

any good live-updating tables out there? I get the scenarios, but would rather refresh a website than think.

Go to @PCarrESPN on twitter he's tweeting them out.

On a side note.... I;m SHOCKED that putting out the same broken ass tactics that burned you all Hex because it left your Midfield hopeless and your back 4 exposed to runners has failed again. This team has been a mess and Arena has been, I hate to say it..... more tactically inept than Jurgen.

 

[dirtynine]

Hondurans are dropping like flies now.

 

[Titans Bastard]

Is Paul Caligiuri available?

 

[shawnrbu]

Cobi Jones played in the 94 World Cup and Phil thinks he was born after 1986.

 

[shawnrbu]

Guzan and Sunil are being described as an emotional wreck according to the BEIN sideline reporter.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

Soooooo close.

 

[Soxy]

Ugh. So close.

 

[InstaFace]

C'mon Mexico, you owe us one.

 

[dirtynine]

I fear the Mexico match is over. CRC/PAN is the one to watch.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Sideline reporter said US seems ho hum coming out of locker room and it seems like Jurgen's last game.

Guzan asking for other scores.

Christ.

They better qualify or we’re going to be hearing it non-stop from sf121 about the coach thinking real Americanism is prerequisite to any quality American side.

 

[soxfan121]

The kid just got arm bar suplexed and there wasn't even a stoppage.

 

[shawnrbu]

US can't lose this 2-1. Send everyone forward.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Bah Gawd, is that Landon Donovan’s music!?

 

[InstaFace]

I've seen penalties given for less than that pants-pull on Nagbe's run there.

 

[soxfan121]

They better qualify or we’re going to be hearing it non-stop from sf121 about the coach thinking real Americanism is prerequisite to any quality American side.

Fabian Johnson on the bench would be a good thing right about now, eh?

 

[SoxFanInCali]

Oh, God, are we really going to send Wondo on?

 

[InstaFace]

FAILHABER?!

 

[shawnrbu]

Wondo!

 

[OCST]

Bradley is 90% backpasses

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Feilhaber scores the tying goal, rips off shirt to reveal a Klinsmann jersey underneath.

 

[dirtynine]

If Fielhaber scores the ensuing USMNT fan civil war will tear the fanbase apart.

 

[Investor 11]

Altidore lost his magic touch from last week

 

[Titans Bastard]

Bradley is 90% backpasses

To be fair, our off the ball movement is dog shit.

 

[InstaFace]

I do believe that's the fastest speed Michael Bradley has, all jokes aside.

 

[Titans Bastard]

Feilhaber scores the tying goal, rips off shirt to reveal a Klinsmann jersey underneath.

Hah. I think Benny has a grudge against every coach he's ever played for

 

[Soxy]

This is agonizing

 

[InstaFace]

Nice shot by Wood. soclose.

edit: not so much for Bradley's subsequent corner.

 

[Clears Cleaver]

OMG

 

[Soxy]

Oh for fuck's sake

 

[Investor 11]

fuck, what a save!!! and it was Benny

 

[SoxFanInCali]

FUCK. Benny almost the hero.

 

[soxfan121]

Win or lose, this is a end-of-the-era performance by Howard. He shouldn't start again.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Not our night.

 

[McBride11]

If Fielhaber scores the ensuing USMNT fan civil war will tear the fanbase apart.

so close!

 

[shawnrbu]

Panama not mounting much of an attack.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Right now I’m kind of hoping Panama scores becuase this is a joke by USA

 

[shawnrbu]

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