If people really need a 'happy Red Sox news/thoughts only' thread on the main board, start a thread with something like that in the title and then maybe you will have a chance.
Also, I personally agree with the P&G sentiment that the main board is as uneven as it's ever been since I got here (around 2003?), but it's up to all of us to make it better if that's what we want (I know I do).