Sorry, I was responding to the last batch of posts in general, not really yours specifically.
As far as yours goes, it does seem extremely dubious that there have now been three different explanations from HOU as to why Altuve acted so strangely after the HR, that he is shy (there are happy smiling shirtless pix of him on a boat on his Instagram from last summer unless they've been deleted), that his wife didn't want him to, and now Correa saying he didn't want people to see a bad tattoo in progress. The t-shirt thing is also very unusual. The "both things" I was referring to were Chapman throwing a terrible pitch (which he did) and Altuve knowing a slider was coming because of the alleged buzzer.