All seriousness aside; from "Derek Jeter's Dairy" at Grantland:
Tuesday, July 30: at Los Angeles Dodgers
A strange thing happens at the hotel this morning. I'm standing on my patio overlooking the infinity pool when a very large crow lands on the railing beside me. I notice something tied to its leg.
A tiny scroll.
So I open it. There's a message written in elegant calligraphy:
Dear Captain,
We have found him.
It won't be long now.
Respectfully Yours,
A.H. Selig
Commissioner of the Base-Ball
I pick up the phone and consider calling Alex.
But then I put the phone down.
It's probably too late.
Sometimes you just have to let history take its course.
I nod to the crow and it disappears into the sky.
Tuesday, July 30: at Los Angeles Dodgers
A strange thing happens at the hotel this morning. I'm standing on my patio overlooking the infinity pool when a very large crow lands on the railing beside me. I notice something tied to its leg.
A tiny scroll.
So I open it. There's a message written in elegant calligraphy:
Dear Captain,
We have found him.
It won't be long now.
Respectfully Yours,
A.H. Selig
Commissioner of the Base-Ball
I pick up the phone and consider calling Alex.
But then I put the phone down.
It's probably too late.
Sometimes you just have to let history take its course.
I nod to the crow and it disappears into the sky.