Protecting the Shields -- The Nick Cafardo Thread

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Scrub - noun - A player not on the varsity or first team.

I don't have the same reaction to the term. It's hard to descriand bench players and not have any negative connotations.
The definition prior the one you referenced says "an undersized or insignificant person". Thats not how I would describe Anderson. And if you go to urban dictionary its a lot worse. Just a matter of semantics and opinion I guess but I always took the term "scrub" as a pretty big diss - however I could be wrong.
Fwiw - maybe those players were scrubs but we'll never know since Nick failed to mention the names who combined to score the five runs.
 

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I never said he treated his wife like he was a knight. He was also never arrested for hitting her in the face.
The point being that Cafardo went batshit crazy that Manny showed up in Oakland armed with his wife and kids, and yet has been a Clemens water-carrier for years, which makes him (Nick) look like a massive hypocrite.
 

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I never said he treated his wife like he was a knight. He was also never arrested for hitting her in the face.
Nothing I'm about to say should be considered in any way, shape or form an attempt to condone what Manny is accused of.

With that said, things happen in a relationship that can be explosive. I have no idea if what Manny is accused of is symptomatic of deeper issues or not, but I'm willing to let things play out before passing final judgment. And just to be clear, let me add that I won't surprised at any outcome.

I don't have to wait for any facts to come out about the way Roger Clemens treats his wife before I pass judgement on him. The fact that he runs around on her is not to his credit, but that merely makes him a ballplayer. The fact that he was willing to use her as a human shield and humiliate her under oath in front of a Congressional panel while attempting to "save" whatever legacy he thinks he has is pretty solid evidence of what a narcissistic, misogynistic douchebag Clemens is. (Excuse me: "dushbag".)
 

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From the Boston.com front page:

Now, comes the surprising part


Youk's on-base percentage makes you wonder. Nick Cafardo answers that question and more.
No Nick. He shouldn't. And you're going to say that, right?

It's not a bad idea. ... Youkilis has said in the past the one place he cannot hit in the order is leadoff. Valentine mentioned that he's going to try to shed players of this fear of the batting order.
 
From the Boston.com front page:
In that Q&A a reader questions the ability of the Sox to produce homegrown talent. Does Nick bring up existing major leagues like Buchholz, Pedroia, Ellsbury, or Bard? Nope. What about guys who could make an impact this year like Kalish, Middlebrooks, or even Lavarnway? No again. How about lower level guys who've been raising eyebrows like Xander, Jacobs, or Coyle? Of course not. Instead, the sole reference Nick brings up as a kid who "looks like he has great tools and could rise quickly"...Zach Kapstein.
 

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In that Q&A a reader questions the ability of the Sox to produce homegrown talent. Does Nick bring up existing major leagues like Buchholz, Pedroia, Ellsbury, or Bard? Nope. What about guys who could make an impact this year like Kalish, Middlebrooks, or even Lavarnway? No again. How about lower level guys who've been raising eyebrows like Xander, Jacobs, or Coyle? Of course not. Instead, the sole reference Nick brings up as a kid who "looks like he has great tools and could rise quickly"...Zach Kapstein.
I remember the first time he dedicated space to Kapstein and someone pointed out that he was carrying water for his father, I didn't necessarily buy it. But now it is getting to the point of embarrasment, and that's not hyperbole in the least. I'm not saying Kapstein has zero chance of being a big leaguer, but there is zero reason to single him out over about 100 other low-probability guys other than his last name.
 

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Well, today he had him dumping Aviles off to the Phillies just so Iglesias can be the starter.
To be fair, the Phillies are pretty desperate for a decent-bat utility infielder or two right about now, so there could be a lopsided trade to be had out there...good thing the Sox still have Sutton Lowrie Scutaro Aviles around.
 

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From the main forum thread on shortstops, Sean McAdam wrote:

Valentine has told a number of scouts from outside the organization that his clear preference is to have Iglesias open the season as his starting shortstop. Sources indicate, meanwhile, that the Red Sox front office is in favor of Iglesias getting additional experienced at Triple A Pawtucket to open the sesason, with Aviles opening the year at the major league starter.
Couple this with Cafardo's offseason stories about the managerial hiring process. It's clear Cafardo and Valentine are VERY tight, which makes Cafardo's "reporting" almost a must-read from here on.
 

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At this point, I am under the assumption that Mike Aviles raped Cafardo's grandmother. This is the third week in a row (and twice today) that he has Aviles traded to the Phillies. This time for Joe Blanton. If Aviles does get traded to Philadelphia, I am going to assume that Nick is really tight with someone in the Sox front office and that someone is a complete moron.
 

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Cafardo is rarely as obnoxious as a CHB or a Borges. And he's always had a kind of harmlessly offbeat sense of conventional wisdom in his writing -- where he would advocate for things no one else had even thought of much less considered carefully.

But since he "called" the Valentine hiring, his writing has taken on this air of righteousness -- that "Nick Knows Best" and that if he writes it enough, someone in the FO will listen.

Normally, I could care less. But I worry he's becoming "Bobby's Guy" at the Globe -- whose columns become Valentine's way of communicating with Ben via the press. Just as likely, however, is that Nick has delusions of being Bobby's Guy when in reality he's just some shlub on a beat.
 

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From today's Sunday Baseball Notes: "And do they really believe that Aviles is a better choice at shortstop over Iglesias? Going with Aviles would continue the organization’s recent indifferent approach to the position."

So the Red Sox' issues at short are a product of just not caring about the position?! Tell that to the ownership who paid Julio Lugo $8+ million for four years.

What a great example of Cafardo's shortcomings. The Sox' problems at short over the last several years are a legit concern/story. I would love to read a thoughtful piece on why Theo and the front office loved Lugo, for instance. Instead we are basically told the Sox just haven't really cared about shortstop.
 

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From today's Sunday Baseball Notes: "And do they really believe that Aviles is a better choice at shortstop over Iglesias? Going with Aviles would continue the organization’s recent indifferent approach to the position."

So the Red Sox' issues at short are a product of just not caring about the position?! Tell that to the ownership who paid Julio Lugo $8+ million for four years.

What a great example of Cafardo's shortcomings. The Sox' problems at short over the last several years are a legit concern/story. I would love to read a thoughtful piece on why Theo and the front office loved Lugo, for instance. Instead we are basically told the Sox just haven't really cared about shortstop.
Not to mention the fact that it implies that the Red Sox, if they choose Aviles over Iglesias, are doing so only because they don't care, not because they simply have a different opinion than him.
 

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Then there's this one from today's Notes as well.....

2. Kevin Slowey, RHP, Indians - He appeared to be a shoo-in for the No. 5 spot in the rotation, but now he’s going to have to earn it. He has a 6.75 ERA and opponents are hitting .352 against him. Slowey, who is out of options, could be one of those guys swapped for another out-of-options pitcher.
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2012/03/25/ryan_lavarnway_and_jose_iglesias_could_offer_major_help_for_red_sox/?page=5

Response from Indians beat writer for MLB.com on Twitter.
Boston Globe report says RHP Kevin Slowey out of options. That's false. Slowey has an option, can be sent to AAA if he doesnt win 5th job.
https://twitter.com/#!/MLBastian/status/183934923692974080

Great fact-checking, Nick. What an embarrassment.
 

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From today's Sunday Baseball Notes: "And do they really believe that Aviles Cafardo is a better choice at shortstop writing about baseball over Iglesias an inanimate carbon rod? Going with Aviles Cafardo would continue the organization’s Globe's recent indifferent approach to the position.
We can do it too, Nick. See how lame it is?
 

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Chad Finn rebuked him on Twitter regarding the SS 'debate'. Couldn't call him out by name, obviously, but he makes the point quite emphatically and timely.
 

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Then there's this one from today's Notes as well.....



http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2012/03/25/ryan_lavarnway_and_jose_iglesias_could_offer_major_help_for_red_sox/?page=5

Response from Indians beat writer for MLB.com on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/#!/MLBastian/status/183934923692974080

Great fact-checking, Nick. What an embarrassment.
This is like eating a shit sandwich and then complaining that there was a strand of human hair in it.
 
I'm surprised there hasn't been a section of the Notes column schlepping Debbie Clemens' bedazzled junk that she sells.
Off topic, sorry. I didn't know what you were referring to until I googled it. Holy shit this is the picture on her homepage that sells the aforementioned bedazzled items. How can anybody see this and not buy her entire line of clothing?



Now go back to dumping on Cafardo please.
 

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1. I hope Debbie Clemens is either not in the picture or the lady on the left.</p>

2. Nick flunks logic as usual. He makes a case for Aviles being a utility guy and that the Sox should not hold a rookie back by giving him a starting job.

Then he follows that up by implying that the Phils should pick him up to start him at second base over a rookie (who, in another article I read, was being called "the best player in camp so far").
 

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And with that, Bobby cuts Nick loose:

@WEEI: Valentine: Bard 'looked like' a starter http://t.co/dccu4qAM
@GordonEdes: Valentine on Aviles: "He looks like he's taken to position like a duck to water.''
@Ken_Rosenthal: Valentine on Aviles: "He has started a lot of games down here. Looks like a good player to me." Hard to see Iglesias winning job. #RedSox
 

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And a day later, Cafardo has two pieces -- one on how Bard is going to start and another on how good Aviles has been this spring, each blessed by Bobby.

Kelly Shoppach, consider yourself a marked man.
 

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And a day later, Cafardo has two pieces -- one on how Bard is going to start and another on how good Aviles has been this spring, each blessed by Bobby.

Kelly Shoppach, consider yourself a marked man.
Didn't Nick just bitch about all the SBs Beckett allowed last year? Shoppach threw out 41% of base stealers in 2011. He really can't put the two together?

He's a stupid, stupid man.
 

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Off topic, sorry. I didn't know what you were referring to until I googled it. Holy shit this is the picture on her homepage that sells the aforementioned bedazzled items. How can anybody see this and not buy her entire line of clothing?



Now go back to dumping on Cafardo please.
Why did Debbie Clemens make Bartolo Colon wear a blond wig in this picture?
 

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http://www.bostonglo...yz8N/story.html

Click on that if you want to read Nicky pitching a fit about the Sox choosing offense over defense in the SS competition.

Among the internal consistencies/"intellectual" dishonesty is

- Nicky's failure to acknowledge that Alex Gonzalez's calling card as the Sox starting SS was obviously defense, and

- Ryan Lavarnway, who Cafardo assumes will not make the team, is better offensively than Shoppach...Nicky tries to steer the conversation from choosing offense to choosing veterans, without bothering to acknowledge that Lavarnway is the better offensive option at catcher

But my favorite part of the article was:

The Red Sox don&rsquo;t mind &ldquo;routine&rsquo;&rsquo; and &ldquo;average&rsquo;&rsquo; at shortstop as long as the guy potentially has a plus bat. After all, Jacoby Ellsbury, Dustin Pedroia, David Ortiz, Adrian Gonzalez, Kevin Youkilis, and Cody Ross don&rsquo;t give you enough offense to carry a weak-hitting shortstop.
All that was missing was a wink or rolls-eyes emoticon.

Take a pill, Nick Cafardo. I was rooting for Iglesias to win the job too, but patience, man.
 

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Note that Nick specifically leaves the catcher and whoever is starting LF to begin the year out of that lineup, too. If a third of your lineup is Ross, Salty and Darnell, it's true you don't have as much room for error for a guy who most likely won't hit a lick.

But hey, let's not allow a real argument get in the way of a tantrum.
 
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