National Football League of "Merica: Week 1

[Drocca]

Cousins does well in between the 20s.

 

[soxhop411]

Welcome to the NFL where launching yourself at a QB's head is A-OK!! but shaking your booty is a flag!

 

[dcmissle]

Now it is a game. But I don't think the Redskins can hold defensively.

 

[McBride11]

Not with 26 tackling like that

 

[dcmissle]

Washington has lost the edge all night on defense

 

[dcmissle]

There you go. Can't stop the run against a team with these weapons = screwed.

 

[McBride11]

And again, with 2 guys Williams just goes through like a turnstyle.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Williams is playing like its 2008.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Way to be on top of things refs.

 

[ifmanis5]

Stillers offense looks legit tonight. Can the key ingredients stay healthy?

 

[54thMA]

What a powerhouse division that NFC East is; one shitshow after another, what a fucking joke.

 

[54thMA]

Stillers offense looks legit tonight. Can the key ingredients stay healthy?

Yeah and they caught more breaks in the first half than most teams catch all season long.

 

[BigSoxFan]

What a powerhouse division that NFC East is; one shitshow after another, what a fucking joke.

The AFC East isn't exactly murderer's row

 

[dcmissle]

Stillers offense looks legit tonight. Can the key ingredients stay healthy?

That is the question. With this offense and an average defense, they are SB contenders.

 

[shawnrbu]

Is this Boomer's last game?

 

[ifmanis5]

Hair dye alert status, condition critical.

 

[dcmissle]

Did Steve Young just say the Rams have the ingredients of championship contenders?

 

[ypioca]

Did Steve Young just say the Rams have the ingredients of championship contenders?

Technically, they do have football players.

 

[shawnrbu]

Wish the Rams had changed their uniforms.

 

[Kliq]

I feel like something that has flown under the radar over the last year is how terrible Kaepernick must be to lose your job to Blaine Gabbert. That is like an actor getting replaced on a sitcom by Rob Lowe.

 

[Fred in Lynn]

Wish the Rams had changed their uniforms.

Yes. Those blue pants, dark over light blue, and gold over yellow don't do it for me.

 

[Van Everyman]

"It's a long...short punt"

Chris Berman, everyone

 

[troparra]

Berman just said, "That's a long short punt."

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Berman. The old long short punt.

 

[Drocca]

Really excited to see this lightning quick, revolutionary Chip Kelly offense.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

The cameraman really berman'd that play.

 

[luckiestman]

I feel like something that has flown under the radar over the last year is how terrible Kaepernick must be to lose your job to Blaine Gabbert. That is like an actor getting replaced on a sitcom by Rob Lowe.

Watch your whore mouth, talking about Sam Seaborn like that

 

[troparra]

Really excited to see this lightning quick, revolutionary Chip Kelly offense.

It's so revolutionary they somehow managed to throw short of a first down on 3rd and 3

 

[DJnVa]

Watch your whore mouth, talking about Sam Seaborn like that

Not a sitcom.

Now Chris Traeger...

 

[troparra]

Is it possible Rog ordered Kaepernick to cause a national controversy just to drum up interest in this awful matchup?

 

[DJnVa]

So are we averaging a punt every 2 minutes 45 seconds here?

 

[ypioca]

Watch your whore mouth, talking about Sam Seaborn like that

Don't use that language around him, though.

 

[luckiestman]

Not a sitcom.

Now Chris Traeger...

Not a sitcom? They had a place called the situation room!

 

[luckiestman]

Don't use that language around him, though.

You complete me

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

The ESPN commercial with Berman saying COUNTDOWN while he stares deeply into your soul is high octane nightmare fuel.

 

[shawnrbu]

Is Blaine going to run the ball 20 times tonight?

 

[54thMA]

Wish the Rams had changed their uniforms.

Agreed; go back to the classic blue and white and shitcan the arena league look.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Is Blaine going to run the ball 20 times tonight?

Not if he doesn't learn to slide, he's not.

 

[ifmanis5]

Lots of creepy fan GIFs in this one.

 

[Cabin Mirror]

That FB just had a hell of a block.

 

[shawnrbu]

Phil Dawson was cut by the Patriots in 1998.

 

[Cabin Mirror]

Why are teams taking it out of the end zone?

 

[54thMA]

The AFC East isn't exactly murderer's row

The AFC East features a Super Bowl contender year after year, while the NFC East features four teams that can't get out of their own way.

Outside of those shitheads from New York and their every four years plan for success, that division sucks.

 

[shawnrbu]

Boomer, you have been in the TV business for 35+ years and you still don't know the cue to throw it to commercial?

 

[BigSoxFan]

The AFC East features a Super Bowl contender year after year, while the NFC East features four teams that can't get out of their own way.

Outside of those shitheads from New York and their every four years plan for success, that division sucks.

Well, it's been 4 years since the last Giants title...

But I'm just messing with you. The NFC East sucks and I wish we could play them every year.

 

[BigSoxFan]

The Rams might win 3 games this year if they get a few breaks.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Hyde looked like he took a wicked head shot.

 

[troparra]

Hyde looked like he took a wicked head shot.

It sure did. Rams #31 looked like he got him helmet to helmet, and then Hyde's head slammed into the turf.

 

[ypioca]

 

[Sox and Rocks]

Boomer is unlistenable. The four letter has some good college play by play announcers; why couldn't one of them call this game?