here are some of Kellerman classics:
after being swept by the Sox in an '07 series
"the Yankees proved this weekend is that they are the best team in baseball...by actually being competitive against the Red Sox considering the pitching match-ups proves that the Yankees are by far the best team and the Red Sox are a far behind #2"
"Jeter/Arod are closer to Ruth/Gehrig than Manny/Ortiz"
On the '06 Mets:
"If the Yankees had played the Mets schedule last year, they would have won 107 games"
"Mets fans don't care about the Mets and are more interested in the Yankees"
"there is less strategy in National League baseball"
When Morneau won MVP:
"Morneau is only the 4th best player on his own team"
"Within 6 starts..Philip Hughes will be a dominant major league pitcher"
"If Jose Reyes was on the Yankees..he'd be the 4th best infielder..behind Arod/Jeter/Cano"
"Brewers get as much coverage in NY as the Mets"
"When the Yankees brought up Chase Wright, he was skipping moving up 4 leagues, AAA, Japanese League, National League...Major League"
"the 2003 ALCS against the Red Sox was the "real" World Series...the loss against the Marlins was the equivalent of the 1930's Yankees World Champs barnstoming in Japan after the World Series"
On Arod/stripper story:
"the photographer is to blame for taking those pics of Arod, Arod is doing all he can to be discreet"
on the Varitek/Arod fight..
"Arod was winning the fight until the benches emptied, if they were allowed to go at it for another minute Arod would've finished him and maybe the Red Sox don't win the Series"
"I have talked myself into believing that the Yankees lost the 2001 World Series because unconsciously they were worried about the ramifications of a parade in NYC so close after 9/11 if they had won"
"Phil Rizzuto has died, that's sad news, but we have good news, Jerry Reese Giants GM coming up after the break"
on the 2007 World Series:
"The Red Sox are risking injury to key players with these meaningless barnstorming games"
"why shouldn't I root for Isiah Thomas?, I disagree with most sexual harrassment laws"
"I just care about my team winning (Knicks), I wouldn't care if Adolph Eichmann was the GM"
"Ian Kennedy would be worth $15milllion/year if he was a free agent right now"
"I would not trade Phillip Hughes for Johan Santana straight up"
"I'm not upset at Yankees juicing, I'm a Yankee fan, I want them to try and make themselves better"
Kellerman on Mcnamee
"he had a moral obligation not to rat out Clemens based on the employee/employer relationship"
"if you're involved in illegal activity where no one else is injured, then it is on you to go to jail if you get busted, without naming names"
"The worst player on the Knicks is 100 times the athlete than Tiger Woods is"
"Tiger Woods isn't even in the top 10,000 athletes in America"
"Ian Kennedy probably has the best change-up in baseball"
"joba has a better breaking ball than tom seaver ever had"
on Joba's first start
"you also have to remember the pressure joba was under, the entire sports world was watching, unlike anything i've seen in my entire life"
"if Bobby Murcer had played in a different era with different stats on different teams...he may have been a Hall of Famer"
on the seriousness of Plaxico Burress shooting:
"what he did is the equivalent of driving tired with and expired drivers license"