Miami Heat: Pat Riley's Grease Fire

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If he isn't going back to the Mistake by the lake, then his team has done a horrible job controlling the media speculation that it was entirely possible.  A second back dagger spurning would really crush his legacy and brand him the ultimate asshole.
 

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Lebron instantly wins me back if he returns to Cleveland for the sole purpose of bringing them a championship and stating so in the presser. I think that's the only thing motivating a return home.
 
Same here.
 

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Hearing a 3:30 announcement is expected. At least that's what the cops on scene (5 of them) are saying.
 
Pics or it didn't happen
 

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bowiac said:
This is kind of what I was getting at that LeBron's not hanging out on twitter. How did he lead them on? He didn't meet with them, he didn't say anything, etc... Basically we've had Chris Sheridan "reporting" a lot of nonsense, people trolling his website for color schemes, etc... What did LeBron do or say to lead people on, other than maintain radio silence?
 
I don't really know.  I'm assuming that there must have been some sort of behind-the-scenes communication between Team Lebron and the Cavs for them to make the moves they've been making, but maybe I'm overestimating the Cavs here.
 
To recap:  I may be underestimating Lebron's capacity for vindictive and narcissistic behavior and overestimating the Cav's ability to maneuver in the free agent market.  Fuck me.
 

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LeBron James won't be making an announcement in three minutes, or the next hour, for that matter, I'm told.
 

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Again, police officers were told to EXPECT and be prepared for a 3:30 announcement. But no NBA sources confirming at moment.
 

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Can you imagine what the Cuban Missile Crisis would have been like had it occurred during the age of Twitter? 
 
Or the OJ white bronco chase
 

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Morgan's Magic Snowplow said:
I don't really know.  I'm assuming that there must have been some sort of behind-the-scenes communication between Team Lebron and the Cavs for them to make the moves they've been making, but maybe I'm overestimating the Cavs here.
 
To recap:  I may be underestimating Lebron's capacity for vindictive and narcissistic behavior and overestimating the Cav's ability to maneuver in the free agent market.  Fuck me.
From speaking to my friends with NBA teams, when I asked about this, they all told me very emphatically never to overestimate the Cavs. The management has changed, but the ownership is the same.
 

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But in 61 minutes?
 
I, for one, am really enjoying this.
I wonder how many times they can get me. I think twice more, but come this weekend, I have shit to do.
 

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Papelbon's Poutine said:
Can you imagine what the Cuban Missile Crisis would have been like had it occurred during the age of Twitter? 
 
 
"I'm hearing that JFK has left for an underground bunker."
 

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Sources tell me the driver is former teammate Ahmad Rashad #golf #mjbuttbuddy #bills 
 
CNN: We have it confirmed that University of South Carolina running back OJ Simpson is accused of murdering a white Broncos player, although not John Elway. We repeat, it is NOT John Elway.
 

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NBA source says if Cavs owner Dan Gilbert sensed or knew something wasn't right, "you can bet he'd make sure Cavs fans knew ahead of time."
 

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NBA source says if Cavs owner Dan Gilbert sensed or knew something wasn't right, "you can bet he'd make sure Cavs fans knew ahead of time."
 
Well, to be fair, the comic sans letter didn't come until after the Decision.
 

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I'm sticking with this
Perhaps, but I believe the police are at James' home in Bath, Ohio. Maybe he plans to return to Miami and getting police home protection from rioters and looters.  :astonished:
 

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E5 Yaz said:
 
CNN: We have it confirmed that University of South Carolina running back OJ Simpson is accused of murdering a white Broncos player, although not John Elway. We repeat, it is NOT John Elway.
This is beyond perfect
 

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Sille Skrub said:
I love this. I hope it gets dragged out for as long as possible.
 
Absolutely. If LeBron is smart, he'll wait until the final 5 minutes of the World Cup final
 

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LJ Rumors running rampant. Here's something definitely true: LJ still has family he wants to talk to before announcing decision
 

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Chris_Broussard Chris Broussard
LJ Rumors running rampant. Here's something definitely true: LJ still has family he wants to talk to before announcing decision
Amazing that Broussard is the source that can trusted.
 

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Chris_Broussard Chris Broussard
LJ Rumors running rampant. Here's something definitely true: LJ still has family he wants to talk to before announcing decision
I love reports like this...
 
Dont you think that any family opinions that truly matter to him would have already been solicited and known?
 
"Hi, is this my second cousin twice removed Irene Plomchyck? Hey Irene....its Lebron....So I am calling to see what your thinking about me coming back to Ohio or staying in Miami. What? NY? Really.....huh.....You think I can team with Melo there? What about Klove? Think he would come?  And ownership? Thanks Irene....I certainly have something to think about NOW."
 

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There's cars actually parked outside LeBron's house waiting for him to make a decision.  A house that he isn't at.  In a town or state he isn't in.  This is gold.
 
https://twitter.com/_marykilpatrick/status/487325925076631552
 

DJnVa

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Those people are probably there for the spectacle--I meant there's all these twitter reports of cops being called out. I don't think they are thinking that James is going to come out and talk to them.
 

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RedOctober3829 said:
There's cars actually parked outside LeBron's house waiting for him to make a decision.  A house that he isn't at.  In a town or state he isn't in.  This is gold.
 
https://twitter.com/_marykilpatrick/status/487325925076631552
Why can't you quote what these tweets say in the post?  Not trying to be a dick, but this post is useless to me due to twitter being blocked at my office.