July 26 Braves@Fenway

[joe dokes]

Is everyone's ESPN sound not quite in sync?
I'm hearing contact a touch early.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Is everyone's ESPN sound not quite in sync?
I'm hearing contact a touch early.

Have you inspected your DeLorean's flux capacitor?

 

[LesterFan]

Duvall .198/.273/.349 with 37% K rate since coming back

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Must yoke Ozuna.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Duvall .198/.273/.349 with 37% K rate since coming back

Small sample. If he hits like 5 HRs in a row, it would go up.

 

[Harry Hooper]

What was that inspection of Bello’s glove by the ump all about as Bello was walking off the field?

Standard practice, but NESN runs off to commercials so fast you don't see it watching most Sox games.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Duvall .198/.273/.349 with 37% K rate since coming back

The hits are timely. He's got RBI up the wazoo. Dude's clutch.

 

[pk1627]

Some fearsome pitching going on here.

 

[E5 Yaz]

They stink. Overrated.

"But we have four players OPS-ing over .900 and an incredible rotation and bullpen. Ohh, we're 30 games above .500," blah blah blah. Horseshit.

Posers. Pretenders. They stink. They can take their pythag and stick it where the sun don't shine. They are horrible. Barely a wild card team.

You're just phishing for @absintheofmalaise ... aren't you?

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

What was that inspection of Bello’s glove by the ump all about as Bello was walking off the field?

The standard check for sticky-stuff inspection that happens several times a game?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

You're just phishing for @absintheofmalaise ... aren't you?

If abs has a problem with the truth, I guess so.

 

[staz]

FLATBREAD WITH NO CHEESE IS NOT PIZZA

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Strider's diet sounds horrendous. What a putz!

 

[shawnrbu]

He’s a vegan.

 

[JM3]

Just had to post a video of one of the more unexpected plays of the year.

Did not have this on my Justin Turner BINGO card when they signed him.

View: https://twitter.com/tylermilliken_/status/1684345412008779777

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Casas the only one who can lay off the slider.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

If abs has a problem with the truth, I guess so.

I can't handle the truth!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

This guy sucks. He's totally lost the strike zone. Replacement level cheese.

 

[shawnrbu]

Casas doesn’t get called for the low strikes like Judge does.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Good discussion on Casas's approach there

 

[Bergs]

Tristan continues to impress.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Connor Wong, bless his heart, has no chance.

 

[Moviegoer]

I can't handle the truth!

Well, you are an American.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I can't handle the truth!

Well, fortunately I guess, I have to leave work now and so won't be able to hang with you lunatics for the next hour or so.

I'll see you soon, when we're up 8-0.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

ESPN seems to be fascinated with the crotch of Casas.

 

[derekson]

Connor Wong, bless his heart, has no chance.

Tell us how Chang has no chance now

 

[staz]

Connor Wong, bless his heart, has no chance.

Very well done.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Connor Wong, bless his heart, has no chance.

Oh, yeah?

 

[AB in DC]

Hey ESPN, how about showing a replay of that "swing" instead of Casas's crotch.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Yu Chang, bless his heart, has no chance.

 

[derekson]

Story can't get back soon enough.

 

[E5 Yaz]

That's a fake mustache

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

SMASH ONE THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE, JARREN!

 

[mauidano]

On pace for the quickest game of the year!

 

[absintheofmalaise]

That's a fake mustache

The Strider fake mustache is very popular at Braves home games.

 

[InsideTheParker]

On pace for the quickest game of the year!

They won't let them go home, though, until someone scores.

 

[mauidano]

That's a fake mustache

It's a beautiful mustache.

 

[mauidano]

Smoked.

Kike woulda had that. ducks

 

[E5 Yaz]

He got hit in the junk

 

[reggiecleveland]

"Plays game the right way" is one of my most hated announcerisms.

 

[shawnrbu]

Watch out for a double steal.

 

[Moviegoer]

Here comes the tough luck loss for Bello.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Smoked.

Kike woulda had that. ducks

Unfortunately, he won't be playing CF in LA, either, b/c Outman is parked there.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Bello was always going to be the one to blink first.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Fuck you, Ravech

 

[derekson]

Fuck.

 

[mauidano]

Kinda could see that coming.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Albies is a pain in the ass.

 

[shawnrbu]

Ballgame.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Having some shitty fastballl command when giving it up.