#DFG: Canceling the Noise

Is there any level of suspension that you would advise Tom to accept?


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Eddie Jurak

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Ball inflation is not important to the NFL. They used gauges that differed by as much as .4 psi. Anderson can't even recall which gauge he used. They are not required to record the psi as tested pre-gamed. And they don't even follow their own procedures. The procedures stated the balls were to be marked "on the laces". Anderson placed his mark next to word the Duke. This doesn't exonerate Brady and the equipment guys, it just shows that the NFL did not think this was that big a deal until the Colts complained abou it. Hence the penalty is - and will be - only $25k.
I agree with all of this - except the last sentence.  
 
BTW, Kraft basically fell on his sword in his statement, didn't he?  "I have problems with the report, no conclusive evidence, blah blah blah, we will accept whatever punichment the NFL doles out."
 

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The expert report is entirely premised on a pre-game temperature which they derived from a measurement made on February 7, long after the season ended, and a setting in the referees lockerroom.  It specifically acknowledges that even when doing so, it is possible the balls were all legal at the beginning and still measured what was recorded at halftime.   It also implies (which is basic science) that if the temperatures were different, that the ranges would change.  Thus, anyone who suggests the only explanation is tampering simply hasn't read the report.
 
Now, if someone wants to conclude that the texts and McNally's disappearance and the rest mean it is more probable that they balls were tampered with that is reasonable---but there's a reason Wells didn't try to go farther than that.
 

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Stitch01 said:
While I do think there's some smoke around the Pats doing wonky stuff with the footballs, the idea that Tom Brady was like handing out autographs and stuff to buy the gameday operators complicity in deflating the balls below 12.5 psi is pretty loltastic.  Pretty sure he'd have just said "hey, let some air out of those footballs would you" and it would have been done without the memorabilia fest given the zero fucks the league gave about this process.
 
"Just get them nice and soft guys" would be enough. Not a directive to cheat, but completely in the realm of gamesmanship. 
 
Yeah, gamesmanship -- like Rodgers tyring to put one over the same ball handlers and get the footballs at higher PSI. Like J. Johnson going through other teams' trash cans to get extra info, like turning off hot water at the old Sullivan Sta... okay the last one was probably not intentional but you get the point. 
 

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Regarding the 16 PSI in the earlier game, could this have come about via the switcheroo operation being conducted by the NFL guy(s) selling game balls on the black market?
 

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Stitch01 said:
Between Hernandez and McNally, Id say the Pats definitely need to step up their in house training on text messages and how they don't disappear into the ether after you write them.
Textbook case for how you can sink a firm. It issued to be just bad documents, then it became bad e-mails, now it's bad texting too.

As tragicomic as this is, you can kill a multi-billion dollar company with with bad messaging and a more-likely-than-not legal standard.
 

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NFL brought some of this on itself by allowing teams to provide their own balls.  There should just be a collection of balls used by both teams that are under league control at all times before and during the game.  
 

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Harry Hooper said:
Regarding the 16 PSI in the earlier game, could this have come about via the switcheroo operation being conducted by the NFL guy(s) selling game balls on the black market?
 
Shhhhhhhhh... that dude quite doesn't fit the narrative. 
 

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Ed Hillel said:
I think Brady probably knew and all that, but we sure could use some context on the autographs stuff. That could easily be read as a joke, and even if it wasn't, is it abnormal for players to give autographs to locker room attendants before the last home game of the season? It actually reads like a joke to me, though the other texts make it seem he was deflating the footballs, or was at least aware how Brady liked them.
 
I've known a handful of people who have worked as part-time or volunteer ball boys, locker room attendants, etc. over the years, and don't believe it's unusual for them to receive autographs, equipment, even game-used memorabilia from players/coaches as a token of appreciation. There's probably an unspoken limit to this--I doubt the team's star player is willing to regularly sign and give away multiple items throughout the season to a staffer he barely knows--particularly if they're not personalized and can be easily resold on the collector's market. From what I've heard, Brady isn't exactly Bobby Orr when it comes to autographs, and is very selective about what and for whom he is signing. Although I doubt he has the same standards for long-time members of the Patriots organization as he does for the general public.
 

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You aren't the only one who can read.  Many in here have already read it cover to cover.
 
The scientific analysis is refutable - because it was based on assumptions provided by Wells.  If those assumptions are off, then the science is off.  For example, as posted earlier in the post release commentary - how long the balls were in the locker room at halftime before being tested would definitely affect the pressure readings - again the Ideal Gas Law.  If they tested the balls at 2 minutes in the locker room, versus 4, the difference in those two minutes would most certainly show a different number.  And then each subsequent minute means the balls yet to be tested were normalizing further.  Yet, as stated above, that discrepancy alone is enough to account for a difference.  Enough for the Pats balls to be well within acceptable limits for having started play at 12.5 psi.  This means there would have been no tampering.  No tampering, and the texts and all else are simply explainable as 'oh crap what is going on here' stuff.  As I joked about above, if the officials called each other to talk, should that be construed as them covering up some failure to test pre-game?
 
 
Read the assumptions provided by the testing company. Up, down and sideways they spelled out all the assumptions they were working from.  All provided by Wells.  Garbage in - garbage out if the assumptions are flawed.
 
Further, if you work through the numbers in the various formulas and start changing them by 30 seconds, then a minute and seeing what happens to the output it clearly becomes obvious that it takes very little to get a variance to the numbers stated - and then stating that it is more than probable that an act outside of nature occurred is a gross mis-use of science.  To then impugn any person who specifically has stated that his preferred preference is a legal 12.5 PSI, without any proof that he asked for lower PSI is irresponsible.  [In my opinion, the report has texts indicating that Brady complained about the balls feeling like bricks during a previous game - and when put to the guage it showed they were 16 PSI.  Assuming Brady wouldn't sabotage himself (nor Pats personnel), that indicates the balls were either tampered with by the opposition or by the referees over inflating them pre-game.  I'd be more concerned with that - a referee tries to get a gambling edge by manipulating the game balls.  It either matters or it doesn't what the PSI is.  Hanging Brady out to dry over a disputable 0.5 PSI that he didn't physically create, but ignoring that another game involved balls 2.5 PSI too high is acceptable?]
 
The texting looks suspicious if framed the way Wells did, but it could also be framed in different terms if that is the message he wanted to convey.  That said, the two Pats personnel look like morons.
 
I get that you are not a Pats fan, no big deal.  But you don't get to state as 'fact' that something happened as a result of this report - there are plenty of problems with it.  The biggest issue with the whole process is that organizationally the Patriots don't have an arbitration process with which to present these flaws - they have to accept the report - even if flawed/biased/whatever.
 
I'm not a Pat's fan? 
 
I'm sick over this.
 
As far as the testing, I'm not going to get in a back-and-forth. Please read the Appendix carefully, particularly the part about time-based measurements...and how the Colt's footballs reacted.
 
The stuff that still has me wondering a little are the tests concerning accuracy/consistency of gauges (I'll have to re-read that section) and some of the deviations noted in controlled experiments. I hope others on the site can chime in on this and other appendix conclusions.
 
I'll defer on the text/phone/interview stuff.
 

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Patriots get fined.   Thats about all.  NFL can try to suspend Brady, but they really have nothing more than circumstantial evidence against him.  It's not sticking under appeal.
 

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geoduck no quahog said:
I've read the entire report, cover-to-cover.
 
Anyone who criticizes it had best be basing their criticism on what they've read, because there's no viable defense...even if the pre-game measurements were tainted.
 
The scientific analysis is irrefutable, and can only be critiqued if the information provided by Wells is substantially incorrect.
 
The Patriots footballs were deflated sometime between the initial measurement and the halftime measurement.
 
I won't go over all the details, and I'm welcoming a sober analysis by scientists/engineers and lawyers...but the killer is this:
 
1. There is virtually no window of plausible non-devious events that can explain the measurements of the Patriot's footballs at halftime. Not gauge problems, time problems, temperature issues, measurement issues...unless the initial readings were lies. BUT EVEN WITH THAT:
 
2. The deviations among the Patriots footballs are inexplicable unless what was supposedly measured as consistent with .05 psig before the game is not true. The Pats footballs deviated substantially from each other (particularly when compared to the Colts) with the logical explanation that their pressure at game time also deviated substantially with the logical conclusion that the pressure was altered without consistency (i.e., manually, with no gauge)
 
As for the non-science stuff. The text messages are extremely damaging. The only non-culpability by Brady would be if McNally wanted to purposely fuck him by doing what he did...which is doubtful. Still, I'll let lawyers parse the non-engineering portions. We're not talking about something that could hold up in court, however...just the most plausible explanations.
 
Read the damn thing. The balls were fucked with.
Absolutely not. I can't speak to the legalities involved, but I can speak to the "science report" from Exponent.

That report is a classic example of a document that is filled with numbers and analysis, yet proves nothing. I quoted some of the relevant parts above, but one key point is this: Exponent's conclusion that the balls were doctored depends on how much time elapsed from when they were brought inside to when they were measured. Getting this wrong by a minute or less changes the conclusion. And the number they used for this _was provided by Wells_.

Exponent wrote a carefully constructed report that is designed to seem irrefutable, while still being deniable if Paul Weiss gave them the wrong numbers.

No unbiased scientific expert would write such a strong conclusion, knowing that a small variation in their assumed temperature or latency could change the conclusion. Exponent is a litigation consulting firm. They are in the business of interpreting facts in the most favorable way for their clients. They deployed this skill here.
 

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It requires some serious Patriots blinders to read the report and not think the Pats did something wrong.  Are you seriously getting into how many degrees it was in the officials' room at various times when you've got a guy on the Pats payroll calling himself "the deflator" and being compensated with equipment and autographs by Brady?
If you read the texts they're hanging their hats on that comes after a game where the two men exchanged texts about the referees accidentally overinflating the balls and setting them out for the game (which would be exhibit A on just how vital the rule is to the "integrity of the game"). The obvious deduction is that on that occasdion when NFL officials violated the rule that McNally deflated them into legal spec.

Again, everything in the texts indicates that Brady likes his throwing balls at the lower end of the legal spec, not that he wants them under. And not that any of this even makes a difference. Because six months ago the State Farm Discount Doublecheck guy liking his footballs at 15PSI was an amusing anecdote. To be brutally frank the two most likely scenarios are that 1) the pregame testing consisted of one gage read followed by some squeeze testing or 2) the situation that Kenny Powers outlined a couple of pages back (i.e. that given the inconsistencies in how the referees inflate the balls that McNally tried to do a quick gage & deflate on the balls on the way out to the field). The seriousness with which the NFL treated the rule is highlighted in the texts about the inconsistencies in the various refs inflation practises. If it were really important the NFL would never have allowed the QBs to have charge over the balls' preparation.
 

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@RyanHannable: The Patriots canceled media access tomorrow. Rob Ninkovich & Brandon Gibson were scheduled to speak.
 

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"Just get them nice and soft guys" would be enough. Not a directive to cheat, but completely in the realm of gamesmanship. 
 
Yeah, gamesmanship -- like Rodgers tyring to put one over the same ball handlers and get the footballs at higher PSI. Like J. Johnson going through other teams' trash cans to get extra info, like turning off hot water at the old Sullivan Sta... okay the last one was probably not intentional but you get the point. 
 
JJ should have held out.  The guy scuffing balls for Brad Johnson got $7,500
 

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Stitch01 said:
While I do think there's some smoke around the Pats doing wonky stuff with the footballs, the idea that Tom Brady was like handing out autographs and stuff to buy the gameday operators complicity in deflating the balls below 12.5 psi is pretty loltastic.  Pretty sure he'd have just said "hey, let some air out of those footballs would you" and it would have been done without the memorabilia fest given the zero fucks the league gave about this process.
 
He's asking the guys to do something specifically against the rules -- taking air out of the balls after they're measured.  Not sure you just ask a guy to do that without needing to sweeten the pot, and you sure as shit don't do it casually.  The guy was joking about "going to ESPN" to rat out Brady before the year even started -- what do you think he was talking about when he said that?
 
I mean, at some point the number of coincidences that would have had to have happened for Brady not to have been involved becomes untenable.  This is like Serial -- you kind of have to decide that the wrongfully accused guy was the world's unluckiest person on the day in question in order to be able to explain away all the evidence.  
 
Anyway, I've got no interest in continuing to harp on this -- the Ginger Hammer is going to crush Brady and the Pats, Deflategate will be all anyone talks about as Jimmy G leads the Pats in Game 1 next year, and whether we're right or wrong about Brady's culpability means nothing.
 

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Absolutely not. I can't speak to the legalities involved, but I can speak to the "science report" from Exponent.

That report is a classic example of a document that is filled with numbers and analysis, yet proves nothing. I quoted some of the relevant parts above, but one key point is this: Exponent's conclusion that the balls were doctored depends on how much time elapsed from when they were brought inside to when they were measured. Getting this wrong by a minute or less changes the conclusion. And the number they used for this _was provided by Wells_...
 
Good (seriously)...figure 27 shows the most-favorable situation. If all the Pat's balls were measured within 4.5 minutes of starting to re-warm, the results can land within the edge of explanation. If the data used to create this chart is wrong, then Wells has a problem. We still need to explain how the Colt's footballs reacted to the same criteria (shown graphically in figure 29 - a conclusion I have a problem with, at least how it's shown). This is the type of discussion I want to have.
 
Also, can anyone explain figure 9 to me? 
 

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I've known a handful of people who have worked as part-time or volunteer ball boys, locker room attendants, etc. over the years, and don't believe it's unusual for them to receive autographs, equipment, even game-used memorabilia from players/coaches as a token of appreciation. There's probably an unspoken limit to this--I doubt the team's star player is willing to regularly sign and give away multiple items throughout the season to a staffer he barely knows--particularly if they're not personalized and can be easily resold on the collector's market. From what I've heard, Brady isn't exactly Bobby Orr when it comes to autographs, and is very selective about what and for whom he is signing. Although I doubt he has the same standards for long-time members of the Patriots organization as he does for the general public.
Christ I have a whole fucking room of memorabilia from the Morgan's Magic years because I worked security for the Sox part time back then. Somewhere I even have a Sam Horn autographed ball. Far from some international conspiracy it's sort of expected of the players that they do small favors like sign shit for the people that made their lives easier. (Except Clemons, he was a total fucking prick.)
 

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The Patriots/Brady/Players Association need to conduct an independent review of the findings of the Wells report.

I hear Ted Wells is available now.
 

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To me, the bright side of this story is the lack of anything tying Tom to a request to deflate the balls below 12.5 psi.
 
But it does appear that Tom lied about not knowing one of the two ball guys.  And all of the texts and calls after this thing broke do suggest that Tom was very worried about it and may have been covering his tracks or trying to.  That is the part I can't quite ignore or put a happy face on.
That's the crux of it, unfortunately.

I assumed that TB had been totally prepped by Bingham and/or personal counsel before he got on the podium. Someone missed or omitted something quite relevant. Don't know who, but I imagine Kraft is just about pissing blood by now.
 

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It doesn't take prepping by a lawyer to know not to lie when you know there may be evidence that shows something other than what you said.
 

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Yup. Not good for Tom. This is standard in civil litigation. I can think of no reason he wouldn't turn these over or confirm that he had none, other than (1) they showed direct culpability; or (2) they contradicted something he had already said to the league or publicly.
 
Brady put his name first for the NFLPA's suit against the NFL. I can easily imagine him acceding to the NFLPA's suggestion (if made) that he not turn anything over, even if it makes him look bad.
 

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geoduck no quahog said:
 
Good (seriously)...figure 27 shows the most-favorable situation. If all the Pat's balls were measured within 4.5 minutes of starting to re-warm, the results can land within the edge of explanation. If the data used to create this chart is wrong, then Wells has a problem. We still need to explain how the Colt's footballs reacted to the same criteria (shown graphically in figure 29 - a conclusion I have a problem with, at least how it's shown). This is the type of discussion I want to have.
 
Also, can anyone explain figure 9 to me? 
 
Why do you consider warming for 4.5 minutes the most favorable situation? I understand that was the shortest time window considered, but why is that the minimum assumption you feel is appropriate?  Also what do you think about the indoor temperature assumptions? I feel each of these assumptions do not represent the true range of likely possibilities.
 
As someone who has spent their career in analytics, its clear to me the assumptions are being nudged towards a desired result, and an overly strong interpretation of those results is being presented.  I have no idea if the patriots cheated or not, and I will leave it to others to interpret the texts and other evidence, but this analysis to me comes nowhere close to showing the patriots cheated.  Sensible and believable temperature assumptions can explain the PSI differences.  
 

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Apologies in advance if this has already been pointed out, but does anyone else find the following two passages from the report somewhat contradictory? The rules explicitly disallow the use of game balls during practice sessions, yet the Colts openly declare that they prep the game balls by using them during practice? Am I missing something here?
 
 
[SIZE=9pt]The [revised 2006] guidelines stated that: “Prior to each game, a team‟s equipment manager will prepare 12 footballs to be used for non-kicking downs. The footballs will have the prior approval of the team‟s quarterback, who can briefly test them the preceding week, but the balls cannot be used during midweek or pregame practice sessions.[/SIZE] (pg. 35; footnote 11)
 
Colts personnel informed us that, like the Patriots, they take new footballs and rub them with a wet or warm towel to remove the outer preservative, followed by brushing with the same brushes provided by Wilson. Footballs are then used during practice, with the expectation that normal wear and tear on the footballs, and their interaction with players' sweat, will help break in the balls. (pg. 41; footnote 21)
 

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The fact that they used a private firm specializing in litigation rather than an unbiased academic institution to do this analysis tells you the goal was to argue a viewpoint, not to learn facts.
 

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I work for a large company with a lot of litigation. I use exponent all the time. I have one epidemiologist that I use a couple times a year, at least. It isn't a boogie man. They are just very good hired guns.

Read then critique the report. I think their report is pretty easy to critique with just a little critical skill. A good lawyer would have a field day in a deposition with this.

But trying to diminish it's value because of who they are is stupid. Who they are are generally very smart people. Smarter than most of us.
 

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My only concern is the -- eventual and unavoidable -- interview of McNally by some major outlet (60 minutes?) where McNally implicates Brady to cover his ass. 
 

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geoduck no quahog said:
 
Good (seriously)...figure 27 shows the most-favorable situation. If all the Pat's balls were measured within 4.5 minutes of starting to re-warm, the results can land within the edge of explanation. If the data used to create this chart is wrong, then Wells has a problem. We still need to explain how the Colt's footballs reacted to the same criteria (shown graphically in figure 29 - a conclusion I have a problem with, at least how it's shown). This is the type of discussion I want to have.
 
Also, can anyone explain figure 9 to me? 
The report specifically states that because it was clear the Colts didn't have a strong preference for a PSI number they checked they were in range, but made no adjustments.  Restated, it means the numbers weren't memorable because they were in range.  If you don't have any recollection of exactly what the originating numbers were, it is USELESS to ask why the Colts balls reacted in any way at all.  The referees couldn't tell you if the Colts were 13, 13.25, 12.75, they probably never even let the needle come to a complete stop because it was clear it was going to be around 13.  They know what the Pats PSI numbers were because the Patriots specifically requested 12.5 and they had to adjust 1.  They also only tested 4 Colts balls at half time.  How many times does that have to be brought up?  If they only tested 4 balls, they can't say conclusively that the other 8 didn't display characteristics that exactly matched the Pats and the 4 tested ones were outliers because they didn't give them the same pre-game scrutiny.
 
This is the most frustrating part to me... this BS of playing with the numbers by the league/Wells/Exponent in the interest of protecting the shield, when for the last x number of years the league treated Manning v Brady as it's iconic moment.  I think given the commentary about Exponent that is out there, it is more than probable they gave Wells/NFL exactly the report they wanted - covering their ass with the faulty assumptions they were given.  I'll say it again, it's misusing science in my opinion.
 

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My only concern is the -- eventual and unavoidable -- interview of McNally by some major outlet (60 minutes?) where McNally implicates Brady to cover his ass. 
 
More likely a publisher or TMZ pays the guy for his "story".
 

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Has anyone taken the stance that McNally fucking hated Brady?
 
How did the Jet's game balls get to 16 psi? Assuming they're gauged prior to kickoff, wouldn't someone have had to inflate them more after gauging? Wouldn't that be McNally?
 
I can see one scenario where McNally purposely fucked with the playoff balls to get Brady in trouble. It's a stretch, but...is it even possible?  
 

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I interpreted that text as the officials inflating the ball to 16 during the Jets game, the Pats staff figured this out and wanted to reduce the pressure from that high number.
 

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The report specifically states that because it was clear the Colts didn't have a strong preference for a PSI number they checked they were in range, but made no adjustments.  Restated, it means the numbers weren't memorable because they were in range.  If you don't have any recollection of exactly what the originating numbers were, it is USELESS to ask why the Colts balls reacted in any way at all.  The referees couldn't tell you if the Colts were 13, 13.25, 12.75, they probably never even let the needle come to a complete stop because it was clear it was going to be around 13.  They know what the Pats PSI numbers were because the Patriots specifically requested 12.5 and they had to adjust 1.  They also only tested 4 Colts balls at half time.  How many times does that have to be brought up?  If they only tested 4 balls, they can't say conclusively that the other 8 didn't display characteristics that exactly matched the Pats and the 4 tested ones were outliers because they didn't give them the same pre-game scrutiny.
 
This is the most frustrating part to me... this BS of playing with the numbers by the league/Wells/Exponent in the interest of protecting the shield, when for the last x number of years the league treated Manning v Brady as it's iconic moment.  I think given the commentary about Exponent that is out there, it is more than probable they gave Wells/NFL exactly the report they wanted - covering their ass with the faulty assumptions they were given.  I'll say it again, it's misusing science in my opinion.
 
OK. According to the report, Anderson checked the Colt's footballs pre-game and found "most" of them to between 13.0 and 13.1 psi. He "believes" 1 or 2 measured 12.8 or 12.9 and that "it was pretty evident that their target was 13". So he didn't fuck with any of them.
 
1. Do we trust Anderson's recollection
2. The report already indicates quite a variance between gauges. What are the odds that the balls gauged by the Colts at 13 psi (with their own gauge, in their own locker room) miraculously conformed to Anderson's gauge (either the Logo gauge or the non-Logo gauge) - instruments that just between themselves were shown to have a measurable variance (something like .35 psi)...
 
That starts to look a little fishy, eh?
 

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Why do you consider warming for 4.5 minutes the most favorable situation? I understand that was the shortest time window considered, but why is that the minimum assumption you feel is appropriate?  Also what do you think about the indoor temperature assumptions? I feel each of these assumptions do not represent the true range of likely possibilities.
 
As someone who has spent their career in analytics, its clear to me the assumptions are being nudged towards a desired result, and an overly strong interpretation of those results is being presented.  I have no idea if the patriots cheated or not, and I will leave it to others to interpret the texts and other evidence, but this analysis to me comes nowhere close to showing the patriots cheated.  Sensible and believable temperature assumptions can explain the PSI differences.  
 
Exactly.  Not to mention that they go through this whole farcical rigamarole of signficance testing the differences between the Colts and Patriots balls without acknowledging that the test is based on their (dubious) assumption of every Colts ball starting at 13 as well as a baseline assumption that they were tested at the same time during halftime.   They do the extra analysis of how the timing during halftime could or could not bring each team's set of balls within acceptable range but they don't admit that if the Colts balls were tested six minutes after the Patriots' balls, the differences in PSI between them are not likely to be significant.
 
Basically my view (as somebody who peer reviews a lot of research and is a statistical skeptic in general) is this:
 
-Relax the temperature assumption slightly or assume that the second gauge is the accurate one and it basically brings all or almost all of the Patriots balls within a range explicable by natural causes.
 
-Assume that some of the Colts balls were actually slightly higher than 13 to begin with or assume they had an extra 5-7 minutes to repressurize in the locker room and it probably makes the differences between change in the Patriots balls and Colts' balls statistically insignificant.
 
Meh.
 

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Soo lemme get this straight, Wells ideal gas law says the balls should be around 11.5 and the avg was like 11.1 psi. And betweent the 2 gauges on balls there was a 0.5 psi difference at times. Aka we are within the margin of error of these gauges??


And hey, didnt the Pats win like 28-0 in the second half, after the balls were inflated? The post game measurements are the same.

And didnt the Pats win in Arizona against the Seahawks??

Soooo. Whats the problem again?
 

Ed Hillel

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geoduck no quahog said:
 
I'm not a Pat's fan? 
 
I'm sick over this.
 
As far as the testing, I'm not going to get in a back-and-forth. Please read the Appendix carefully, particularly the part about time-based measurements...and how the Colt's footballs reacted.
 
The stuff that still has me wondering a little are the tests concerning accuracy/consistency of gauges (I'll have to re-read that section) and some of the deviations noted in controlled experiments. I hope others on the site can chime in on this and other appendix conclusions.
 
I'll defer on the text/phone/interview stuff.
 
I agree with your interpretation of the report for the most part, but I don't know there's really reason to be sick over it. Brady probably wanted his footballs to have a little bit of air let out, told the ball boys, and that was as far as it went. Ultimately, we're talking about like .5-1 PSI. I still don't even really understand why the limit is 12.5 to 13.5, and, as a fan, I really don't care what level the air pressure is at. He's going to get in trouble for lying, but as an offense, I really just don't care. None of it bothers me, including the lying, because I understand why he did it, assuming he did (he'd rather get suspended now than deal with Roger overreacting and suspending him for the Superbowl). I'm pretty confident that if the NFL wanted to spend 3 million bucks investigating all the teams of the NFL, they'd probably find worse for most teams.