CFB 2023 Bowls & Championships: The *best* gosh darn thread a television executive could ask for

[Justthetippett]

Penix might have some internal organ issues

 

[McBride11]

Could be a Double Harbaugh year.

<Michael Scott yelling Noooooo gif>

 

[Jnai]

What

 

[luckiestman]

Iowa’s MVP this season was their punter. I’m not joking

the guys wearing the punts sweatshirts was a highlight of the season

 

[speedracer]

Will Johnson might be done for the night

 

[OCST]

Penix cracked ribs maybe?

yup, and/or his hip

 

[8slim]

I’m just happy there isn’t an SEC team playing.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I know Jeter is from Michigan but he didn’t go to school there. Him acting like an alumni has always been weird.

 

[Dogman]

Honestly, this really did feel like 2003 Patriots vs. Colts.

Michigan just pounded Washington and their D kept a flame throwing QB off balance and out of sync all night, making him throw bad passes, rushing him, hitting him, being physical with his receivers, and getting key turnovers.

Washington is Indy - flashy offense totally stifled by a hard-hitting defense, unable to contend with Michigan's physicality.

Really? Everything is a Pats comp? Everything?

 

[OCST]

I’m just happy there isn’t an SEC team playing.

This, so much

 

[speedracer]

I’m sure Penix wants to be out there, but you gotta yank him for his own good at this point

 

[SoxinSeattle]

Will be hilarious if Michigan has to vacate this title

Asterisk!

 

[luckiestman]

I know Jeter is from Michigan but he didn’t go to school there. Him acting like an alumni has always been weird.

There are many non alumni fans of college sports teams. I am not a fan of gatekeeping like this.

 

[OCST]

I’m sure Penix wants to be out there, but you gotta yank him for his own good at this point

Agreed

 

[Brohamer of the Gods]

The Michigan DBs tackling has been fantastic all game.

 

[Cellar-Door]

Penix is just bailing on every throw,

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Washington refused to give 73 help all game.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Is Brady there?

Upper deck sitting with Connor Stallions in disguise.

 

[snowmanny]

Really? Everything is a Pats comp? Everything?

Now you sound like Borges complaining about David Terrell

 

[cornwalls@6]

The Michigan DBs tackling has been fantastic all game.

Seriously. Textbook, in an era of bad tackling. Kudos to them.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Penix is just bailing on every throw,

He’s bracing. It looks beyond mental, I bet he had a significant injury. Looks like extra padding over the ribs?

 

[canderson]

Penix should not be in this game.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

There are many non alumni fans of college sports teams. I am not a fan of gatekeeping like this.

It’s Fucking Derek Fucking Jeter. Fuck him.

 

[Jnai]

Ok this is kind of fucked up now, I think you can pull the kid obviously hurt down 21 with 3m left

 

[Ale Xander]

I know Jeter is from Michigan but he didn’t go to school there. Him acting like an alumni has always been weird.

He would have if the Astros and 4 other teams didn’t f up.

 

[8slim]

I know Jeter is from Michigan but he didn’t go to school there. Him acting like an alumni has always been weird.

Eh, pretty much everywhere but the northeast people root for their state school regardless.

 

[patinorange]

I’m sure Penix wants to be out there, but you gotta yank him for his own good at this point

And for the Patriots sake.

 

[Jnai]

Penix should not be in this game.

Should pull him out

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I think you need to pull him, no shame in it

 

[OCST]

It’s almost cruel to keep Penix in. Dude is a warrior but he’s the Monty Python black knight out there

 

[dhappy42]

Penix is taking a beating.

 

[canderson]

Seriously. Textbook, in an era of bad tackling. Kudos to them.

The way their DBs use the sixel8es is drool-worthy.

Texas goes to Ann Arbor in week 2 next year. I’ll be there.

 

[Justthetippett]

Michigan DBs are really good. UW Oline really pooched it tonight.

 

[JOBU]

I know Jeter is from Michigan but he didn’t go to school there. Him acting like an alumni has always been weird.

Yeah I mean does this mean he can’t root for the local team? He got a scholarship to play there. Can’t believe I’m coming to Jeter’s defense. Fuck

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Washington coach not protecting the player from himself, great

 

[Ale Xander]

It’s Fucking Derek Fucking Jeter. Fuck him.

This guy gets it

 

[Dogman]

Now you sound like Borges complaining about David Terrell

Yeah, that's the same.

 

[Cellar-Door]

He’s bracing. It looks beyond mental, I bet he had a significant injury. Looks like extra padding over the ribs?

yeah, I think he's got some bad bruised ribs. Started doing it before that though, even the deep shot they hit, Odunze had to wait because Penix didn't step in. He's not stepping into anything because he knows or thinks the hit is coming (often is).

 

[McBride11]

Penix might have some internal organ issues

This is a really broken Penix

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Eh, pretty much everywhere but the northeast people root for their state school regardless.

It’s Derek Jeter though. We don’t even need a reason to mock that asshole.

 

[OCST]

The Michigan DBs tackling has been fantastic all game.

they should collectively be the MVPs and I’m not kidding

 

[8slim]

It’s weird that someone from Newton roots for the Sox. It’s not like they’re from Boston, or even work for the team.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Michigan got Penix’s ribs for their pleasure.

 

[Justthetippett]

Eh, pretty much everywhere but the northeast people root for their state school regardless.

BlackBears4ever

 

[8slim]

Oh, because Penix is like penis.

Now I get it.

 

[snowmanny]

Yeah, that's the same.

Sorry. It was just a dumb joke.

 

[McBride11]

they should collectively be the MVPs and I’m not kidding

Dline

 

[Jnai]

Jesus lol what a way to call them winning the title

 

[Justthetippett]

Lame Fowler

 

[Dogman]

Sorry. It was just a dumb joke.

So you won't help anytime soon?