Brandon Browner is a New England Patriot

I clicked on this thread was because it initially said Browner to Pats was a done deal. I stepped away from my kickball game for this. I've got irresponsible thread starters who will post anything without checking their facts. I'm trying to fucking play kickball. I just missed my turn in the kicking order for Christ's sake.
 

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CAN I PLAY MY ULTIMATE WARRIOR MUSIC AND DANCE AROUND OR NOT????
Just to be on the safe side I have removed my pants. Will commence waving them upon Schef. confirmation.
 

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BannedbyNYYFans.com said:
I clicked on this thread was because it initially said Browner to Pats was a done deal. I stepped away from my kickball game for this. I've got irresponsible thread starters who will post anything without checking their facts. I'm trying to fucking play kickball. I just missed my turn in the kicking order for Christ's sake.
 
Well played sir.
 

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Clicked on Ferm's edit link and found this, LOL
 
"===New England Patriots===
Fired his agent after he reported that he'd rather play a honkey sport like hockey than get this done.
 
Suck it Sean Berry"
 

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Theres freaking 319 people reading this thread alone right now that care more about Browner signing a deal than his agent. Its almost like that stories from the onion or something.
 

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This is a great thread. Sosh is the best. The thing about the agent playing hockey tonight is made up, right? An agent really isn't this dumb on the 3rd day of free agency...
 

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BannedbyNYYFans.com said:
I clicked on this thread was because it initially said Browner to Pats was a done deal. I stepped away from my kickball game for this. I've got irresponsible thread starters who will post anything without checking their facts. I'm trying to fucking play kickball. I just missed my turn in the kicking order for Christ's sake.
Again, my source close to Rapshit says a deal is done. Therefore, my report.
 

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The agent's in Denver playing shinny hockey while his multi-million dollar client is in NE talking to BB?  Wut?  That makes no sense.
 

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lostjumper said:
This is a great thread. Sosh is the best. The thing about the agent playing hockey tonight is made up, right? An agent really isn't this dumb on the 3rd day of free agency...
It takes up like an hour of your day, typically late at night.  Not really the big of a deal though I will continue to mock him for sounding like a petulant 8 year old.
 

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You guys totally don't understand hockey players.
 

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I can just picture the agent yelling to some Denver area reporter through the glass in between plays while a bunch of beer bellies in faded Joe Sakic shirts give the reporter the evil eye.
 

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Ferm Sheller said:
I can just picture the agent yelling to some Denver area reporter through the glass in between plays while a bunch of beer bellies in faded Joe Sakic shirts give the reporter the evil eye.
 
CREASE! CREASE!!!
 
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BannedbyNYYFans.com said:
I clicked on this thread was because it initially said Browner to Pats was a done deal. I stepped away from my kickball game for this. I've got irresponsible thread starters who will post anything without checking their facts. I'm trying to fucking play kickball. I just missed my turn in the kicking order for Christ's sake.
Between GIFs and commentary, it's been a very strong night, but...I believe we have a winner.
 

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Well shit, it's late so I'm going to bed.  Hope I don't wake up to find out he signed with the Penguins.
 

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Since SoSH seems more interested in Browner's contract options than his agent, I feel like Otto should get a referral or something.  
 

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JMDurron said:
Since SoSH seems more interested in Browner's contract options than his agent, I feel like Otto should get a referral or something.  
 
Do we know that Otto isnt his agent?
 

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Too soon...
 
The other option was to go with the me as Val Kilmer route and I wasnt sure I liked where that was heading

 
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