Black Eyegate

[ifmanis5]

BB showed up with a black eye to his presser today. Commence conspiracy talk. He says "I'll live."

LINKS: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/bill-belichick-black-eye-article-1.2494069
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/1/12/10754504/bill-belichick-showed-up-to-a-press-conference-with-a-serious-black
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/new-england-patriots-bill-belichick-black-eye-playoffs-011216
http://deadspin.com/some-theories-about-bill-belichicks-mysterious-black-ey-1752473361
http://nesn.com/2016/01/bill-belichick-not-going-on-injury-report-with-black-eye-i-think-ill-live/http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2607174-patriots-coach-bill-belichick-shows-up-after-1st-round-bye-with-black-eye
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/40mrz1/bill_belichick_has_a_black_eye/

 

[dbn]

BB has a black eye, and suddenly Gronk isn't in the locker room... hmmm.

 

[johnmd20]

Where has IK Enemkpali been lately?

 

[rembrat]

Linda can throw.

 

[Ale Xander]

Linda can throw.

More importantly, can she protect the blind side?

 

[Valek123]

He all but smiled there, it took a real effort for him to bring it back in when asked if he'd be on the injury report. It took several seconds for the slight smile and facial change to disappear, and that is a miracle... He must be getting some crap in the locker room.

 

[doc]

While deflating footballs one went critical and smacked him the eye.

 

[ifmanis5]

Signs point to...

 

[Number45forever]

Scene: Gronk sees BB in the locker room after a few days off. Gronk goes in for a PLAYOFF HYPE CHEST BUMP BRO. Gronk jumps, BB cowers cause Gronk is a giant man child. Gronk falls on BB, hitting his eye. BB has black eye, Gronk gets sent home from practice without supper.

End scene.

 

[Ed Hillel]

It's a scarlet black eye for all the cheating.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Linda can throw.

Unfortunately, she was throwing to LaFell.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

He should just give the rest of the country what they want and wear an eye patch. Growing a sinister looking black mustache would help too.

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Been there done that.

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

I knew that bowling idea was trouble.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

I think they had Terry Tate in for a look see this week...

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

First rule of Patriots Fight Club...

 

[brandonchristensen]

he slipped on that patch of ice by the fire station

 

[Van Everyman]

Bruised it putting on his cowboy boots.

 

[EricFeczko]

whatever.
He probably ran into a wall headfirst, we've all been there.

 

[The Price Is Wrong]

he slipped on that patch of ice by the fire station

He better watch out for that first step, it's a doooooozy.

 

[simplyeric]

Hey Tom, can j have some of that 'Giselle Juice I've been reading about?

Or

Hey Tom, that injury looks bad. I'm gonna give Garrapolo your reps today in practice.

 

[djbayko]

"Now I'll never be a teen model!"

 

[johnmd20]

Lawrence Phillips ends up dead and BB has a black eye. Hmmmmmm.

 

[dcmissle]

He should just give the rest of the country what they want and wear an eye patch. Growing a sinister looking black mustache would help too.

We are the new Raiders.

His trolling with boxing gloves is awesome. I thought it was a joke at first.

Sadly, Lawrence Phillips is not a joke either.

 

[johnmd20]

We are the new Raiders.

His trolling with boxing gloves is awesome. I thought it was a joke at first.

Sadly, Lawrence Phillips is not a joke either.

Phillips was a really lousy human being, with a bevy of domestic violence problems, and he killed himself in prison after killing his cellmate. Sadly nothing, he was a bad person.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Phillips was a really lousy human being, with a bevy of domestic violence problems, and he killed himself in prison after killing his cellmate. Sadly nothing, he was a bad person.

Well, it's sad if you didn't have him in the 2016 Death Pool

 

[johnmd20]

Well, it's sad if you didn't have him in the 2016 Death Pool

That's a different story.

 

[staz]

Been there done that.

I mean she has to be a handful amirite?

I'll go with candlestick, in the library.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Ravens tweet out:

Belichick deeply regrets the role he played in the incident. Pundits suggest he "had it coming" for getting her angry.