April 26--I hate the Cubs

[InsideTheParker]

Oh, my Imanaga. Really wanted that guy.

 

[mauidano]

Imanaga is straight up mowing down...

 

[brandonchristensen]

Imanaga is straight up mowing down...

I enjoy him outperforming Yamamoto so far.

 

[brandonchristensen]

uh oh

 

[mauidano]

FUNDAMENTALS!

 

[Moviegoer]

At least Duran seems to have improved on his Damon-like noodle arm.

 

[mauidano]

Cora giving away outs..

 

[InsideTheParker]

Uh, bye-bye ERA below 1.

 

[brandonchristensen]

why didn't they challenge that foul? can you challenge it?

 

[brandonchristensen]

Kutter's pitches are all looking very flat today.

 

[LogansDad]

why didn't they challenge that foul? can you challenge it?

I don't think you can challenge fair/foul short of first and third base.

 

[strek1]

I wish we were playing the OTHER Chicago team.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Wow! BOBBY DEFENSE!!!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Bobby quick as a cat.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Dalbec can play Defense!

 

[brandonchristensen]

I don't think you can challenge fair/foul short of first and third base.

Got it.

So it's just a judgment call and that's it?

 

[patinorange]

Uh, bye-bye ERA below 1.

Yup, that wasn't going to last forever. Let's see if he can limit the damage or if he has nothing tonight.

 

[mauidano]

Robert F. Dalbec is a Gold Glover anywhere he plays

 

[brandonchristensen]

Yup, that wasn't going to last forever. Let's see if he can limit the damage or if he has nothing tonight.

WE'RE BACK BABY

 

[Moviegoer]

He ain't scoring runs, but he sure is taking them away.

 

[JOBU]

Bobs with leather

 

[brandonchristensen]

Nope.

 

[LogansDad]

MLB umpires absolutely fucking suck at their job.

 

[strek1]

Umpires are brutally bad.

 

[strek1]

MLB umpires absolutely fucking suck at their job.

Weathermen are more accurate than these umpires.

 

[brandonchristensen]

THE BALL HIT HIM WHAT ARE WE DOING?!?!

 

[canyoubelieveit]

Crap. Shoulda hit him.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Dear Kutter,

your split finger is dead today

 

[strek1]

Lovely. The outcome is worse than the HBP

 

[InsideTheParker]

Pitches aren't breaking.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Crawfords regression is going to be brutal.

 

[The Filthy One]

Crawford's deal with the devil appears to have expired.

 

[mauidano]

Cinderella Crawford might be turning back into a pumpkin or whatever happened in that story.

 

[brandonchristensen]

On the bright side, he's throwing a lot of pitches so he'll only go 5 max.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

He needs to go back and visit Highway 61.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Holy shit this ump is bad.

 

[brandonchristensen]

shota imanaga > kutter crawford

 

[strek1]

Holy shit this ump is bad.

There don't seem to be too many good ones.

 

[Moviegoer]

Crawford was always going to come back to Earth. The question is how big the crater's gonna be.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

If Devers ever learns to lay off the high stuff he'll be so much better.

 

[brandonchristensen]

this is going to be a very ugly game

 

[strek1]

Only 21 pitches through 2. Can't do much better than that.

 

[Moviegoer]

They're gonna get no-hit. Calling it.

 

[InsideTheParker]

The rumor was that Imanaga didn't want Boston, he wanted Chicago. That it wasn't a matter of money. Wonder if that's true.
I was in Chicago ONCE and that was enough. I hated that place. It was so windy you couldn't walk around comfortably.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Are we pretending that Kutter Crawford isn't one of the best pitchers in MLB?

 

[absintheofmalaise]

 

[InsideTheParker]

Are we pretending that Kutter Crawford isn't one of the best pitchers in MLB?

No, he is.

 

[mauidano]

Crawfords regression is going to be brutal.

It's on full display tonight.

 

[Cassvt2023]

I wish we had signed this guy

same. Was advocating for it all off season.. he was better than YY in WBC and having a LHP in rotation would’ve been nice

 

[mauidano]

So Jackson Holliday of the Orioles got the call today...we saved your apartment in AAA.