All-Star Rosters 2023

[Mystic Merlin]

I know the balls are juiced beyond belief but this is amazing. Averaged about ten homers a minute.

 

[Bergs]

That was great. J-Jod is legit AF.

 

[Adirondack jack]

@edoug thank you

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Alonso’s pitcher sucks.

 

[derekson]

JRod's pitcher has been the best on top of his amazing swing.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Mets pitchers continue to disappoint.

 

[moondog80]

Mookie has no chance

Verdugo would have beaten him. Wong too.

 

[sodenj5]

Pete Alonso never recovered from doing deadlifts on camera in between rounds of the Derby.

He went full Derby. You never go full Derby.

 

[edoug]

@edoug thank you

I hope it is working alright my internet, especially on youtube is really bad right now

 

[JOBU]

This guy is throwing sliders down and away

 

[bosox188]

They should put Myers in their rotation.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Nobody is beating Julio. Peña throws a perfect derby back every time.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Verdugo would have beaten him. Wong too.

I think we're allowed to combine their totals.

 

[Adirondack jack]

This guy is throwing sliders down and away

Pounding down and away like Maddux, but he kept a great rhythm and was pretty consistent

 

[Brand Name]

So Adley's performance was legit the personification of the Orioles in the AL East. 3rd most homers but still doesn't move on because of who he's head-to-head against.

 

[derekson]

Calling Robert into the finals might've been premature

 

[Ale Xander]

Calling Robert into the finals might've been premature

I’m all for Randy’s swing being messed up for the 2nd half

 

[Bergs]

So Adley's performance was legit the personification of the Orioles in the AL East. 3rd most homers but still doesn't move on because of who he's head-to-head against.

I may or may not have laughed at this.

 

[Bergs]

I’m all for Randy’s swing being messed up for the 2nd half

True fucking story.

 

[Ale Xander]

Now that I think about it more, having your team rep in the ASG be the reliever getting his one inning in, is the best case scenario

 

[derekson]

Now that I think about it more, having your team rep in the ASG be the reliever getting his one inning in, is the best case scenario

Having a guy that gets 1 AB and maybe 2-3 innings in the field seems better to me

 

[Ale Xander]

And how the F is Austin Hays starting in front of Robert Jr tomorrow night?

 

[derekson]

I guess 15 in a minute is borderline possible?

 

[Bergs]

My lord, Eduardo Perez fucking sucks.

 

[Ale Xander]

Dodgers batting 2-3-4 tomorrow night

 

[mauidano]

Roberts is toast.

 

[Looch]

So if success in this thing hinges so much on the consistency of the pitcher, maybe in the future they should have either a machine or the same guy like Peña chucking them to all the contestants. Or not, because the whole thing is silly and who cares.

 

[Bergs]

Roberts is toast.

Robert.

 

[mauidano]

Robert.

Him too.

 

[derekson]

So if success in this thing hinges so much on the consistency of the pitcher, maybe in the future they should have either a machine or the same guy like Peña chucking them to all the contestants. Or not, because the whole thing is silly and who cares.

They could go back to only counting swings for outs

 

[Bergs]

So if success in this thing hinges so much on the consistency of the pitcher, maybe in the future they should have either a machine or the same guy like Peña chucking them to all the contestants. Or not, because the whole thing is silly and who cares.

These guys get to pick their own pitchers, which I like. Let it stay stupid. I do think a combination or returning to "outs" instead of a clock, combined with a pitch clock, would make the event better.

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

This must be cruel for Mariners fans to watch because they originally drafted Rutschman.

Which trade did he go in? Bedard was the last awful Mariners-O's trade I remember.

 

[Ale Xander]

Which trade did he go in? Bedard was the last awful Mariners-O's trade I remember.

Went to Oregon State instead of signing (in 2016- 40th round)
Then went #1 in 2019

 

[Bergs]

Eduardo Perez literally changes his predictions every 10 seconds and acts like he's right every time. What an utter and complete putz.

 

[Ale Xander]

Eduardo Perez literally changes his predictions every 10 seconds and acts like he's right every time. What an utter and complete putz.

JJ Putz takes umbrage with this comment with the game in Seattle

 

[canderson]

Eduardo Perez literally changes his predictions every 10 seconds and acts like he's right every time. What an utter and complete putz.

When you spew 400 words a minute it’s bound to happen.

 

[Ale Xander]

Hopefully Vlad messes up his swing too

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Eduardo Perez claims Julio is tired due to “waking up early and taking care of the people of the city”? What the fuck does that even mean?

 

[Bergs]

"That one right there will go over" ...(5th grader makes catch in outfield) - Eduardo Perez*

*and fuck Tony Perez for 1975.

 

[derekson]

Hopefully Vlad messes up his swing too

He looks all out of kilter after the first round and had some kind of heating pad on his back.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Eduardo Perez claims Julio is tired due to “waking up early and taking care of the people of the city”? What the fuck does that even mean?

Hes fucking awful

 

[Ale Xander]

Also why isn’t Judge in this? He hits home runs.
/giggles

 

[Bergs]

Fuck it. I'll go on the record as saying I'd rather hear an AI bot bleating out a "back back back" than listen to Eduardo Fucking Perez.

 

[derekson]

The crowd cheering Vlady's outs reminds me of the ruthless booing for Cano in KC

 

[derekson]

Doesn't look like he'll even need the bonus round

 

[Bergs]

Eduardo: "he's tired now!"
Vlad: 2 bombs in a row.
Eduardo: "he's hot now!"
Vlad: 2 popups
Eduardo: "he's tired now!"
Vlad: 2 bombs in a row.
Eduardo: "he's hot now!"
Vlad: 2 popups
Eduardo: "he's tired now!"
Vlad: 2 bombs in a row.
Eduardo: "he's hot now!"
Vlad: 2 popups
Eduardo: "he's tired now!"
Vlad: 2 bombs in a row.
Eduardo: "he's hot now!"
Vlad: 2 popups
Eduardo: "he's tired now!"
Vlad: 2 bombs in a row.
Eduardo: "he's hot now!"
Vlad: 2 popups
Eduardo: "he's tired now!"
Vlad: 2 bombs in a row.
Eduardo: "he's hot now!"
Vlad: 2 popups
Eduardo: "he's tired now!"
Vlad: 2 bombs in a row.
Eduardo: "he's hot now!"
Vlad: 2 popups

 

[derekson]

Why do they keep saying extra minute (for the 2 440'+ HR) when it's 30 seconds?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Why do they keep saying extra minute when it's 30 seconds?

It's 2 30 second bonuses

 

[Ale Xander]

Why do they keep saying extra minute (for the 2 440'+ HR) when it's 30 seconds?

It’s a minute since he hit 2+ 440 ft bombs for the second 30 second bonus

 

[Bergs]

It’s a minute since he hit 2+ 440 ft bombs for the second 30 second bonus

Nicely done...I thought there were too many rules? lol