8/23/23 - Boston at Houston

[strek1]

Lots of middle middle fastballs we aren't doing anything with tonight.

 

[JOBU]

The quality of at bats between these two teams is night and day

 

[LogansDad]

Lots of middle middle fastballs we aren't doing anything with tonight.

This whole series has been a gigantic fucking drag after that series in New York. It just sucks.

 

[Obscure Name]

What the fuck are you looking for?

 

[LogansDad]

GFY Devers. For fuck's sake.

 

[LesterFan]

Hell of a series from Devers

 

[patinorange]

Lots of middle middle fastballs we aren't doing anything with tonight.

Houston would have 15 runs if they were going against their own pitchers tonight.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I'd sooner see Wong bat that Masa Devers at this point in time.

 

[JOBU]

What are you looking for bud? Not a FB right down the pipe I guess

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

Fucking trash from Devers all series long. Any way you can fuck up, Devers has done it.

 

[Bergs]

I love you but we have to agree to disagree on that. Listening to Michael Kay's voice is worse than being water boarded with flash heated Fukushima run-off except if the water originated from the swamps

Damn.

 

[budcrew08]

Percent chance we get this to extras?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Percent chance we get this to extras?

50%

 

[mauidano]

Hell of a series from Devers

1 for 13. Not gonna get it done.

 

[JOBU]

Percent chance we get this to extras?

I have faith in Kenley. I don’t have faith in whatever will follow

 

[Obscure Name]

Feel like Altuve is going to finish this.

 

[mauidano]

2 for 13. Not gonna get it done.

 

[LogansDad]

Can't help but feel like the chances of winning this game are pretty close to zero percent right now.

 

[Obscure Name]

Duvall not happy with the rook.

 

[simplicio]

Yiiiikes

 

[mauidano]

Abreu; what in the world are you doing?????????

 

[Obscure Name]

Fuck.

 

[budcrew08]

Oh fuck. Kenley’s injured

 

[JOBU]

He looked hurt the pitch prior

 

[LogansDad]

Fuck me sideways.

 

[mauidano]

Oh FFS, Kenley is toast.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

And that's how the season unofficially ends.

 

[JOBU]

Season go bye bye-o

 

[simplicio]

Playoff chances plummeting in real time

 

[Obscure Name]

I wonder what the highest offer for Jansen was at the deadline.

 

[hunter05]

What a season

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

That should just about do it

 

[Van Everyman]

I have faith in Kenley. I don’t have faith in whatever will follow

Well, the future is now!

 

[mauidano]

Nick at Night will save us.

 

[Bergs]

That looked sciatic to me, and that's the season.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Hamstring/groin/hip strain...pick your poison.

 

[Van Everyman]

That looked sciatic to me, and that's the season.

Thank you, Bill Frist

 

[radsoxfan]

Missed the Kenley injury... clearly arm? Shoulder? Elbow?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Hamstring/groin/hip strain...pick your poison.

I'm going sciatic.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Knockin on heavens door.

 

[radsoxfan]

Hamstring/groin/hip strain...pick your poison.

Better than arm... though 4-6 weeks isn't going to work at the end of August

 

[RedSoxFan]

Maybe he's just faking it to circumvent the 3 batter rule.

(sorry I just came from the GOP debate)

 

[Max Power]

I feel okay with Pivetta here. I feel less good about the offense having a couple decent at bats in the 10th.

 

[JOBU]

Hamstring/groin/hip strain...pick your poison.

I’m going hip

 

[Bergs]

Thank you, Bill Frist

Huh?

 

[budcrew08]

In Nick we trust?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Nick got the Larry Bird mustache.

 

[Van Everyman]

Huh?

He famously diagnosed Terry Schiavo from the Senate floor.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

 

[mr_smith02]

I like it when bad things happen to Bregman.