4/1 - Baltimore @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS

[Ale Xander]

This is bad Deja Vu from Sarasota 11 days ago

 

[brandonchristensen]

Overthrowing. Will only make it through 4 at this pace

 

[Ale Xander]

Sale will head to the DL after the game.

Why does he have to wait so long?

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Sale. Lol. Just incredible how bad he has turned out to be.

 

[Remagellan]

I'm embarrassed to admit that I forgot about opening day due to getting really immersed Civ 6 session. I think I might have uninstall that game from my comp to stop that kind of thing from happening.

So...where could one download this game that makes one forget about baseball?

 

[strek1]

Same old 2019-2022 Sale

We'll always have 2018.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Lol

 

[BaseballJones]

Boom
Boom

 

[Bigpupp]

lol

 

[Van Everyman]

Wow

 

[Obscure Name]

Not helping his trade value today.

 

[BornToRun]

Someone give me a reason not to go do something else.

 

[JOBU]

The fuck?

 

[S. H. Frog]

Man, this is super sucky, as top of the firsts go.

 

[worm0082]

Wow

 

[mauidano]

Fucccckkkkk, Chris!

 

[nvalvo]

That k of Santander was incredible. And then another HR. Yikes.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Orioles have legit offensive talent.

And we got our April Fool pitching.

 

[103mph Screwball]

DFA

 

[moonshotmanny]

Why am I not surprised? This year same as last year so far.

 

[Sprowl]

Too True Outcomes

 

[Comfortably Lomb]

Not sharp with location. Stuff seems fine.

Was his command ever really that great? He seemed like a guy who got away with missing because he had more velocity and movement. And because he could get batters to chase more.

 

[LesterFan]

3 batted balls: 109, 107, 105

 

[Ale Xander]

JFC

 

[strek1]

Fenway is VERY quiet.

 

[brandonchristensen]

STRUCK OUT THE SIDE AMAZING

 

[Van Everyman]

Struck out the side!

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Maybe I should be happy the blackout is keeping me from watching.

 

[Remagellan]

Yay, he struck out the side!

 

[brandonchristensen]

Don’t feel bad for Sale, guys. He’s making 30M a year

 

[S. H. Frog]

Too True Outcomes

Sad but True Outcomes

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Good news is he struck out every other batter. Bad news is the rest all homered.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

I knew the Orioles would be better than us this year, but this is just sad. At least Sale’s earning his money.

 

[Fishy1]

I'm gonna try to be encouraged by the three strikeouts and assume he's just rusty locating the fastball

 

[mr_smith02]

Strikes out three. Gives up three runs, two home runs and one laser down into left field. OOF

 

[BornToRun]

Now who’s the schmuck that’s gonna inexplicably deal against us?

 

[nvalvo]

Consistency with location is a work in progress.

 

[Coachster]

Sale will go 4 and we’ll have to see Ort or Brasier (or both) again. I’m so excited.

 

[Remagellan]

Maybe I should be happy the blackout is keeping me from watching.

I may hit myself in the head with a hammer until I black out.

 

[Comfortably Lomb]

Don’t feel bad for Sale, guys. He’s making 30M a year

I feel bad for us. These guaranteed contracts are horseshit.

 

[Ale Xander]

HR went 422., 430 per will Phleghming

 

[Ale Xander]

Don’t feel bad for Sale, guys. He’s making 30M a year

Worst extension in the history of contracts

 

[nvalvo]

Fenway is VERY quiet.

there’s like five people there.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Strike outs! Velocity! Counting Ks! What more does one need?

Now, bring in Ort so I can watch him throw 100!

 

[Moviegoer]

So...where could one download this game that makes one forget about baseball?

Steam. Although I am led to understand various things like porn, booze, and youtube reaction videos can do the trick too.

 

[Remagellan]

Let's get runs!

 

[BornToRun]

Must be nice having a fat lead before you even need to throw a pitch.

 

[JOBU]

HR went 422., 430 per will Phleghming

There are some that would say it was poleaxed.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

I hope Dave Dombrowski stubs both pinkie toes today.

 

[BornToRun]

Ball 5