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Jul 31 2008, 04:25 PM
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![]() Posts: 435 From: MVPedroia's dump |
-------------------- As Jose recalls from his ninth grade English class, pretty much all of literature, ergo all of human narrative, falls into one of four archetypes: romance, tragedy, comedy and satire. Jose is hard pressed to come up with anything that crosses into all four categories, save the romantic tragicomic farce of Manny Ramirez. --Jose Melendez
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Jul 31 2008, 04:28 PM
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anti-SoSHal Posts: 8,450 From: The Fenway |
-------------------- "Fuck the World Series," said Mauer. "Seriously. Write that down. Fuck the World Series. If I ever win a World Series ring, I will literally just take it and fuck the tiny ring-hole." Mauer punctuated his remarks with a graphic, thrusting pantomime, presumably of what he would physically do to the World Series ring.
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Jul 31 2008, 04:47 PM
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![]() Posts: 4,302 From: Denver |
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Jul 31 2008, 04:49 PM
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![]() i guess this is going to fail Posts: 8,467 From: Boston MA |
-------------------- "He was in a rush to complete his new book Abortion Is A Choice. Or was it Refuse To Choose ... Life. No, wait, the latter was Calipari. Spoiler alert. The final line of Pitinio's book is "My illegitimate child is not coming through that door. And if he does he's going to be small, blue and dead!" --Dolomite
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Jul 31 2008, 04:50 PM
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![]() Posts: 4,302 From: Denver |
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Jul 31 2008, 04:51 PM
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![]() Don't make him go all Lucic on your ash Posts: 4,730 From: The Dirty Shire |
![]() Deep inside, I'm crying. -------------------- "Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
--Frank Leahy |
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Jul 31 2008, 04:53 PM
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![]() Bibby Posts: 4,830 From: Pittsburgh, PA |
QUOTE(TheRealness @ Jul 31 2008, 05:51 PM) [snapback]1733957[/snapback] img Deep inside, I'm crying. Your avatar works perfectly with this picture. |
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Jul 31 2008, 04:59 PM
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dj paul pfieffer Posts: 12,373 From: the district |
I'll miss the fucker, that's for sure.
-------------------- "Why do I have to say this shit every fucking week. Yankee fans are subhuman. They have no rights. They need to be killed. What the fuck are you sitting here for? Go kill them. Hasn't Islam taught you anything?" - Loxie Cakes, dropping knowledge.
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Jul 31 2008, 04:59 PM
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Tippi Hedren Posts: 2,982 |
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Jul 31 2008, 04:59 PM
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![]() Man Ray Posts: 5,955 From: Foxboro, MA |
-------------------- "Gammo is going to be long dead when Manny Navarro is our new MLB rumor overlord. "
-- philly sox fan |
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Jul 31 2008, 05:03 PM
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![]() Posts: 4,302 From: Denver |
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Jul 31 2008, 05:17 PM
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![]() King of the one-liner Posts: 7,373 From: The Pine Street Inn |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() -------------------- RADIATION WILL TASTE LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM
I think you have me confused with Corsi which makes you a &*#@ing idiot. - SeanBerry |
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Jul 31 2008, 05:26 PM
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![]() i guess this is going to fail Posts: 8,467 From: Boston MA |
-------------------- "He was in a rush to complete his new book Abortion Is A Choice. Or was it Refuse To Choose ... Life. No, wait, the latter was Calipari. Spoiler alert. The final line of Pitinio's book is "My illegitimate child is not coming through that door. And if he does he's going to be small, blue and dead!" --Dolomite
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Jul 31 2008, 05:26 PM
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![]() Yukon Cornelius Posts: 2,955 From: Last Best place |
Really sad, he is one of my favorites.
-------------------- The problem I have is when people say, "Christ, that Steven Segal movie sucked." Well of course it sucked, dipshit. Do you ask out ugly chicks on dates and then bitch about how heinously troll-like they were? -Rip
One of the things I'd like to do some day is lead an effort by the finest minds of our generation. -EV |
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Jul 31 2008, 05:31 PM
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stupidity monitor Posts: 6,656 From: Cape Ann |
-------------------- "Let there be joy in baseball again, like in the days when Babe Ruth chased an enemy sportswriter down the streets of Boston and ended up getting drunk with him on the waterfront and came back the next day munching on hot dogs and boomed home runs to the glory of God."-- Jack Kerouac, 1959
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Jul 31 2008, 05:32 PM
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stupidity monitor Posts: 6,656 From: Cape Ann |
-------------------- "Let there be joy in baseball again, like in the days when Babe Ruth chased an enemy sportswriter down the streets of Boston and ended up getting drunk with him on the waterfront and came back the next day munching on hot dogs and boomed home runs to the glory of God."-- Jack Kerouac, 1959
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Jul 31 2008, 05:35 PM
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![]() Posts: 3,634 From: Montana City, Montana |
I loved the pics of him running with the flag and saluting the crowd last year during the walk off homer. If he doesn't go to the Yanks he'll be incredibly well received when he returns to Fenway.
Will he wear a Sox hat or Indians hat into the hall? -------------------- Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. — Henry David Thoreau
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Jul 31 2008, 05:41 PM
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![]() chutney ferret in love Posts: 4,654 From: British Columbia |
Big Manny's gone, and he's gone big.
![]() ¡Adios, Manolo! ![]() -------------------- a real man in a world of unreal men –fletcherpost
beyond here lies nothing but the mountains of the past -dylan |
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Jul 31 2008, 05:41 PM
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![]() proctological researcher Posts: 2,357 |
-------------------- "Did you bring your glasses for the laser show tonight?"
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Jul 31 2008, 05:45 PM
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![]() Posts: 1,128 From: The little town of Bethlehem. |
![]() A melancholy feeling, but let's move forward. -------------------- "A firefighter is not about death. A firefighter is about life, and so we are very proud today that one of our brothers has given his life to save others," Yonkers Fire Department's chaplain, the Rev. Thomas McDonald, said during funeral services for Patrick Joyce, Jr. "No greater love than this any man has than to lay down his life or be willing to lay down his life for his friend or even for strangers."
"Either that, or the Boone HR killed me and I now reside in baseball heaven." - The Allented Mr Ripley "You're an idiot..." - Gehrig38 |
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