Yeah and I would much prefer that Mingfu Lu was Minglu FU.A John Johnson and a Dick Palmer getting caught in a rub and tug sting is tremendous
Yeah and I would much prefer that Mingfu Lu was Minglu FU.A John Johnson and a Dick Palmer getting caught in a rub and tug sting is tremendous
Good news, either did she!Patricia from Boston wasn't happy with their service.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/orchids-of-asia-day-spa-jupiter?sort_by=date_desc
"I was expecting a technique that involved manipulation of the tissues thru kneading, pressing, and rubbing that would relax my muscles and have a therapeutic effect. I didn't get anything close to this, I had no idea what she was doing."
The80's were a throwback decade?
Just noticed nobody born in the 70s or 90s is on this list.
But we do have the 1930s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 80s.
Thoughts?
This one is the best. Happy Mother’s Day Mom!Patricia from Boston wasn't happy with their service.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/orchids-of-asia-day-spa-jupiter?sort_by=date_desc
"I was expecting a technique that involved manipulation of the tissues thru kneading, pressing, and rubbing that would relax my muscles and have a therapeutic effect. I didn't get anything close to this, I had no idea what she was doing."
I saw the reviews and wasn't sure about going here. That's why I decided to write a review. It was wonderful. I go there whenever I can visit. I have given my mother gift certificates as well.
I thought the Jets were into anal fumbles.By the way, handjobs are the New York Jets of sex acts.
An ex’s parents gave us gift certificates to a massage place in NJ that ended up getting busted for this same thing. All I got was a crappy massage though and some lady hitting my feet for like 20 minutes.This one is the best. Happy Mother’s Day Mom!
@Rovin Romine, you're a Florida attorney down in that neighborhood. Why don't you tell the people exactly what 'solicitation' is and what it takes for prosecutors to prove it?Don't burn me for my Larry Bird like assists, man.
Seems very unlikely for 2 guys with 9 to 10 figure net worths (and other "very notable" individuals) would all end up at one of 5 run of the mill massage parlors. Who knows why.A list of only 200 people at a random, non-high end place and they got Kraft plus someone bigger? Odds of that seem small. I wonder if Kraft and/or the other guy being there is what drew attention to the place.
It essentially means what you think it means: http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0796/Sections/0796.07.html@Rovin Romine, you're a Florida attorney down in that neighborhood. Why don't you tell the people exactly what 'solicitation' is and what it takes for prosecutors to prove it?
If someone put a good face on it, is that a more serious charge?It essentially means what you think it means: http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0796/Sections/0796.07.html
Kraft will be charged with 2(f) or 2(i), depending.
Most defenses are factual, but you can't effectively argue that you were surprised a *second* time. Well, I couldn't at least, but I imagine someone could put a good face on it.
I've worried about this. I have been to one of these massage parlors (is that even the right term?) just trying to get a real massage. I did get a legit massage, thankfully, and I had no idea that it could be a place like that. I just paid for a massage and left a tip and it was all fine, but now I worry that I went to a place where I could potentially have been busted.An ex’s parents gave us gift certificates to a massage place in NJ that ended up getting busted for this same thing. All I got was a crappy massage though and some lady hitting my feet for like 20 minutes.
Maybe I should’ve said “Fidelio” or something.
I doubt that ‘awesome’ was her real name.Holy shit Dick Palmer is fucking awesome.
My understanding is that the phrase is ‘let’s talk about making this more expensive’.An ex’s parents gave us gift certificates to a massage place in NJ that ended up getting busted for this same thing. All I got was a crappy massage though and some lady hitting my feet for like 20 minutes.
Maybe I should’ve said “Fidelio” or something.
I've worried about this. I have been to one of these massage parlors (is that even the right term?) just trying to get a real massage. I did get a legit massage, thankfully, and I had no idea that it could be a place like that. I just paid for a massage and left a tip and it was all fine, but now I worry that I went to a place where I could potentially have been busted.
I bet you also read the articles...I've worried about this. I have been to one of these massage parlors (is that even the right term?) just trying to get a real massage. I did get a legit massage, thankfully, and I had no idea that it could be a place like that. I just paid for a massage and left a tip and it was all fine, but now I worry that I went to a place where I could potentially have been busted.
4 magic words: short term memory lossIt essentially means what you think it means: http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0796/Sections/0796.07.html
Kraft will be charged with 2(f) or 2(i), depending.
Most defenses are factual, but you can't effectively argue that you were surprised a *second* time. Well, I couldn't at least, but I imagine someone could put a good face on it.
Pity he doesn’t play the sport he profits off of then.4 magic words: short term memory loss
Nice preemptive cover story
Ha! I speak truth but you guys made me laugh anyway.I bet you also read the articles...
nevermind. 100 hours of community service?It essentially means what you think it means: http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0796/Sections/0796.07.html
Kraft will be charged with 2(f) or 2(i), depending.
Most defenses are factual, but you can't effectively argue that you were surprised a *second* time. Well, I couldn't at least, but I imagine someone could put a good face on it.
I’m sure Kraft is going t be upset about spending 10 days in his big house.Looks like 10 days in the big house is coming up!
Let’s hope BB isn’t drafting any legal documents. He’ll end up trading them down for future needs.I just hope that Matt Patricia isn't heading up Kraft's defense.
No, he'd trade a felony for a couple of misdemeanors.Let’s hope BB isn’t drafting any legal documents. He’ll end up trading them down for future needs.
This is why they preemptively sent Flo to Florida. Always a step ahead.I just hope that Matt Patricia isn't heading up Kraft's defense.
200 people involved. That list is like 20 names. Not every name is released.
How about individual 1?Excellent---so my dream of Goodell is still alive! Though debateable if he's a bigger name than Kraft at this point.
Evidently a misnomer.Holy shit Dick Palmer is fucking awesome.
Well done.Looks like Matthew Slater isn’t the only one in the organization that consistently calls heads.
Well, the other question in that scenario is what Baker would do isn’t it? Not 100% sure he’d extradite...dude may have to run for re election and probably is buddies with Kraft anywayLawyers: If Kraft decides to just stay out of Florida, would they aggressively try to extradite and arrest him? Clock killin' Bob in other words.
The implication is that there is more than one place busted; and the list of Johns from that one parlor.A list of only 200 people at a random, non-high end place and they got Kraft plus someone bigger? Odds of that seem small. I wonder if Kraft and/or the other guy being there is what drew attention to the place.
Holy shit I knew I recognized the picture. I eat there at least twice a year. My favorite restaurant too.My parents live in Jupiter during the winter, and I just realized this massage parlor is like two doors down from one of my favorite restaurants in town. They specialize in crusted fish (not a euphemism).
http://www.littlemoirsjupiter.com/food-shack#food-shack-1
The Super Bowl is in Miami next year. He needs to get this settled.Lawyers: If Kraft decides to just stay out of Florida, would they aggressively try to extradite and arrest him? Clock killin' Bob in other words.
There was more than rub and tugs’ going on.Probable cause affidavit from Jupiter PD. More detail than you may want to read.
https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/74/98/64c708b942ac9a24ed0e40f57db0/hua-pc.pdf
Shouldn't that be, "Release Kraft?"
Am I to understand that “heads”’ for Slater is the coin toss call and “heads” for Kraft is a blow job? If true, I don’t know where you went to humor school but that doesn’t fucking work. Hard pass on that “joke”.Looks like Matthew Slater isn’t the only one in the organization that consistently calls heads.
Never underestimate the power of stupid, especially when it comes to the NFL reacting to the Pats.There's a lot of stupid out there.