[quote name='Kenny F'ing Powers' timestamp='1308189580' post='3591277']
Want to make a long story real short...
I was in college during the year of "Pedro and Grady Little". I decided I was going to funnel a beer between every half inning of game 7 of the Sox-Yankees game. By the time the bottom of the 11th rolled around, I couldn't take anymore. I begged my friends to let me have a few minutes to catch a breather. They explained that the commercials were over and it was time for my funnel. After all, it needed to be done for the good of Red Sox nation. I declined, telling them "I don't care if someone gets on base, give me one at bat."...
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The rest is history.
I've decided (A few years past my drinking prime) that I was going to drink 4 beers per period of the Bruins game. I've gotten through my 8 beers in under 2 hours, but I'm really fucking full. I just wanted to let all you stinky assholes know that I will be drinking all my beers tonight. And I will watch the Bruins hoist that fucking cup.
20 MORE MINUTES YOU FUCKS. Come out hitting, come out shooting, and break whatever small amount of will this cowardly Canucks team has left...
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Jesus, now that is taking the body.