Those of you throwing insults around should realize that you don't know everything and maybe you're actually the idiot sometimes.
Anyway, I said I see him as Papi insurance. As in, if Papi suffers a year-ending injury. I also said I hope it never comes to that.
I said he had 30+ HR potential against RHP. That doesn't mean I think he can get 650 PA against RHP, that just means he has the potential to hit 30 HR per 650 PA against RHP. In fact, he has sustained exactly that rate in his short MLB career, and a 40+ HR rate in his AAA career, so it's certainly possible.
I don't expect him to improve his K-rate much. But if he can walk a decent amount, and maintain a high BABIP because he hits the ball really freaking hard, like the .369 BABIP he has sustained vs. MiLB RHP, he can be useful as the strong side of a platoon. Not a savior, but useful. You guys need to relax.
BTW, he was added to the active roster, so I guess the FO also considers him useful. Thanks for agreeing with me, Ben.
Edit:
League average batting line so far in 2015 is .251/.315/.399 (.715 OPS). The bar is very low, these days.