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  1. Diamond Don Aase

    Game 1 - The Payback

    “Lost control.” Tends to happen when the opposing player has his stick embedded in your torso.
  2. Diamond Don Aase

    Game 1 - The Payback

    Son of Southie still does not have the first fucking clue what constitutes a cross check.
  3. Diamond Don Aase

    Game 7 - We Win

    2019 Stanley Cup champion Kelly Sutherland.
  4. Diamond Don Aase

    Round 1 Bruins-Leafs

    That is when Maroon’s 20-foot game truly shows its gritty, gutty veteran winnnernicity.
  5. Diamond Don Aase

    Round 1 Bruins-Leafs

    There is steering into the skid and then there is squeezing Pat Maroon’s chubby little hand like he is Geena Davis and driving straight toward the cliff. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
  6. Diamond Don Aase

    Game 6 at Toronto

    Bad effort in the first period similar to last GAME. Monty has never met a problem that he could not perpetuate.
  7. Diamond Don Aase

    Game 6 at Toronto

    Kids these days with their Ionesco stagings.
  8. Diamond Don Aase

    Game 6 at Toronto

    I am so glad that Monty spent the past two days pissed off. I hope that he finds the guy responsible for motivating and preparing this team and lets him have it.
  9. Diamond Don Aase

    ECQF Game 5: 4/30/24 vs. Tarranna

    The puck caught Carlo up high and then Bertuzzi butt-ended him but it wasn’t an icing from 11 inches behind the red line, so the officials let it go.
  10. Diamond Don Aase

    ECQF Game 5: 4/30/24 vs. Tarranna

    Kozari is so biased that you barely notice the incompetence.
  11. Diamond Don Aase

    ECQF Game 5: 4/30/24 vs. Tarranna

    Weaker than Auston Matthews’ intestinal wall.
  12. Diamond Don Aase

    ECQF Game 4: 4/27/24 @ Tarranna

    As much as I wanted to think that the non-call on the DeBrusk breakaway was indicative of a looser threshold, calls like that reinforce that it is nothing more than a blatant double standard.
  13. Diamond Don Aase

    ECQF Game 4: 4/27/24 @ Tarranna

    Looking forward to Toronto getting the next seven power plays. (Notices Kelly Sutherland) Maybe eight.
  14. Diamond Don Aase

    ECQF Game 4: 4/27/24 @ Tarranna

    2019 Stanley Cup winner Kelly Sutherland, ladies and gentlemen.
  15. Diamond Don Aase

    Let's Lay Off That Throttle

    That would explain why this team’s innings distribution is Poisson. I just hope that Slick is ready to go six.
  16. Diamond Don Aase

    Let's Lay Off That Throttle

    If there is anything that is absolutely unassailable about this organization’s judgment, it is their ability to accurately assess the injury risk of starting pitchers. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go watch another bullpen game in April while wondering how many members of Bell Biv DeVoe...
  17. Diamond Don Aase

    2024 NFL Draft 1st round gamethread: Maye the odds be ever in your favor WITH SPOILERS

    Only top three people get to do this for the Falcons, though.
  18. Diamond Don Aase

    Round 1, Game 2 -- Toronto @ Boston

    Absolute garbage. Why not throw in another too many men for fuck’s sake.
  19. Diamond Don Aase

    Round 1, Game 2 -- Toronto @ Boston

    These refs really know how to capture the spirit of the thing, Reg.
  20. Diamond Don Aase

    Round 1, Game 2 -- Toronto @ Boston

    Charmin-soft call while McCabe is well on his way to lumberjack of the year.
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