"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."
We'll get a bottle of wine, sit down, and watch it together. You'll learn to love it. Just like anal. --fratboy
The survivor's guilt runs deep ... lay on the couch and tell us about it. Face down, pants off, preferably.