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"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."

We'll get a bottle of wine, sit down, and watch it together. You'll learn to love it. Just like anal. --fratboy

The survivor's guilt runs deep ... lay on the couch and tell us about it. Face down, pants off, preferably.