"On the car radio, as I drove home I heard that Williams, his own man to the end, had decided not to accompany the team to New York. He had met the little death that awaits athletes. He had quit." - John Updike

"(Bleep) happens. Then you guys talk (bleep)," said Ortiz, who is 0-for-7 over the first two games of the season. "Two (bleeping) games already. (Bleepers) are going crazy. What’s up with that, man? (Bleep). There’s (bleeping) 160 games left. Y’all (bleepers) go ahead and hit for me."
- Bleepers