Week 4--Pats @ Cowboys

Ferm Sheller · Oct 1, 2023

Juju is money

Mooch · Oct 1, 2023

Go for it

Mugsy's Jock · Oct 1, 2023

JuJu can’t do a fucking thing right.

Gash Prex · Oct 1, 2023

Good throw by Mac

jsinger121 · Oct 1, 2023

Short

DeadlySplitter · Oct 1, 2023

Staring in the face of 1-3, as expected.

shawnrbu · Oct 1, 2023

JuJu!

Ed Hillel · Oct 1, 2023

Uh he got nailed in the head

rodderick · Oct 1, 2023

Can we be on 3rd and 15 every play? Our best pass plays of the season have come in these spots.

DennyDoyle'sBoil · Oct 1, 2023

We suck.

rodderick · Oct 1, 2023

Oh, fuck me.

Ed Hillel · Oct 1, 2023

Gash Prex · Oct 1, 2023

Pretty shitty 4th and 1 call

Zedia · Oct 1, 2023

I hate that play, it doesn’t work for them.

JOBU · Oct 1, 2023

Horrible

Petagine in a Bottle · Oct 1, 2023

Helmet Head · Oct 1, 2023

Targeting on Dallas?

Dr. Gonzo · Oct 1, 2023

Short and JuJu gets hit in the head the play before

Pablo's TB Lover · Oct 1, 2023

That was fucking stupid.

Harry Hooper · Oct 1, 2023

Not competitive

mostman · Oct 1, 2023

He wasn’t down.

shawnrbu · Oct 1, 2023

Mac 0 for 2 on that play.

rodderick · Oct 1, 2023

Jalen Hurts squats 600 lbs, obviously Mac Jones won't be as good as he is at getting a yard.

Mooch · Oct 1, 2023

How are we so bad at sneaks?

Ed Hillel · Oct 1, 2023

That was a yard or more, what a stupid playcall.

Jed Zeppelin · Oct 1, 2023

Such a stupid fucking call against that box. Do they even practice that play?

NJ_Sox_Fan · Oct 1, 2023

Of course, Patriots are the one team in the league who can’t run that play

Pablo's TB Lover · Oct 1, 2023

And yes helmet to helmet on 3rd down too.

Investor 11 · Oct 1, 2023

Don't know if he was down there, he was on top of the lineman and then squirreled forward.

Obscure Name · Oct 1, 2023

Brady woulda snuck that all by himself.

JOBU · Oct 1, 2023

I mean I think he was short but that’s a horrible spot

Delicious Sponge · Oct 1, 2023

Isn’t that a really shitty spot?

Mantush · Oct 1, 2023

should've ran the ball...

Dollar · Oct 1, 2023

He didn't get it but that spot was still kinda ridiculous.

shawnrbu · Oct 1, 2023

rodderick said:
This will have to be the Mac Jones game. Will likely need 27+ in this one.

Doubt they score 27+ in a game this season without a defense/special teams TD.

osori · Oct 1, 2023

Dumb dumb dumb

Ed Hillel · Oct 1, 2023

Spot was half a yard or more too short and it wouldn’t have mattered anyway.

rodderick · Oct 1, 2023

The spot was fine, there's no universe in which he got the first there.

Kliq · Oct 1, 2023

I like that they didn't run a hopeless screen play on third and long, and that they went for it on fourth down, even though they didn't get it.

normstalls · Oct 1, 2023

Horrible

staz · Oct 1, 2023

BB: "WTF."

Beomoose · Oct 1, 2023

Mooch said:
How are we so bad at sneaks?

It requires a good o-line

DennyDoyle'sBoil · Oct 1, 2023

Zedia said:
I hate that play, it doesn’t work for them.

Nothing does. If we run a conventional run, they lose 3. If they pass, it’s incomplete. We suck. Whatever we need we just barely come up short. That is what we do. Kinda close.

katnado · Oct 1, 2023

He was still short, but that was a horrificly bad spot

Nator · Oct 1, 2023

I hate football.

azsoxpatsfan · Oct 1, 2023

I have no idea if he got it but that spot is fucking terrible. As was the false start, seemed obvious neutral zone to me

OnWisc · Oct 1, 2023

Mac’s gotta make the first guy miss there.

brandonchristensen · Oct 1, 2023

Glad they went for it despite it not working.

Not sure why you would run 14 yards on a 3rd and 15.

Al Zarilla · Oct 1, 2023

Mooch said:
How are we so bad at sneaks?

Brady took them all with him.

patinorange · Oct 1, 2023

Christ, I think they lost yardage.

DennyDoyle'sBoil · Oct 1, 2023

Helmet Head said:
Targeting on Dallas?

User name checks out.

brandonchristensen · Oct 1, 2023

DennyDoyle'sBoil said:
Nothing does. If we run a conventional run, they lose 3. If they pass, it’s incomplete. We suck. Whatever we need we just barely come up short. That is what we do. Kinda close.

We may suck but we also just lost our defensive rookie of the month.

Jed Zeppelin · Oct 1, 2023

They need to hold to no more than 3 here if the offense is going to keep shitting itself in big spots.

mauf · Oct 1, 2023

Dr. Gonzo said:
Short and JuJu gets hit in the head the play before

Not sure how you miss that when the player’s helmet popped off. He’s a defenseless player there, so it’s not like the official needed to determine he was hit by the helmet instead of another body part.

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