Week 6 - Pats @ Raiders

[ngruz25]

False start on the scripted first drive of the game is hilarious.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Nice first toss.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

My God, the entire offense is pure butt.

 

[The Mort Report]

jesus

 

[Nator]

Awesome. Just awesome.

 

[Reverend]

Egads that wasn’t just bad, it was lame.

 

[brandonchristensen]

False start on the scripted first drive of the game is hilarious.

Cute you think they script anything

 

[ngruz25]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

[GreyisGone]

I see we’ve worked out our kinks

 

[BaseballJones]

Penalty
Penalty
Drop (on a play that wasn’t going to get much anyway)

This team is a complete and utter mess.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Why not accept that?

 

[katnado]

Completes a pass and Stevenson tries to fumble it lol

 

[Reverend]

Romo sounds like @Deathofthebambino .

 

[LaszloKovacks]

Fun team

 

[NickEsasky]

This is just an untalented, poorly coached team

 

[brandonchristensen]

I wish that was a pick 6. Damnit.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Wow this team sucks.

 

[GPO Man]

Stevenson has been very disappointing.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

That certainly wasn't expected on 3rd and 15.

 

[ifmanis5]

The new look offense!

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Will Mac go on IR after Crosby feasts on his still beating heart?

 

[Section15Box113]

That playcall on 3rd and 15.

White flag already?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

They actually netted a positive yard that series. Progress!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Fuck me sideways.

 

[Reverend]

Cute you think they script anything

Like Best in Show, but if the actors had never met before.

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

I don't think you can be hyperbolic about how bad this offense is.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Don't even go for it lol.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Not even sure why they even trot Mac out there at this point.

 

[patinorange]

Worst drive of the year?

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

A -1 yard drive and a shit punt. Yay.

 

[Shaky Walton]

This looks like a team that has quit.

I hope I’m wrong..

 

[Salem's Lot]

Stevenson has been very disappointing.

Anyone that had any promise on offense has gotten worse under these coaches.

 

[Average Game James]

They actually netted a positive yard that series. Progress!

Didn't even turn the ball over!

 

[Coachster]

Bold strategy 3rd and15

 

[GPO Man]

Miami has double the total yards the Patriots do on the season.

 

[Section15Box113]

Mac will get them there. #havefaith

I believe.

 

[staz]

nm

 

[ngruz25]

This punter is the worst.

 

[BaseballJones]

Serious question: is there ANYTHING this team does even halfway decent anymore? I can’t think of a single thing.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Punter has zero consistency

 

[Tim Salmon]

That playcall on 3rd and 15.

White flag already?

Right? Playing the field-position game is indistinguishable from a forfeit with this team.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

We are terrible at literally everything.

At least time of possession isn’t a stat.

 

[Nator]

They aren't just bad, they are boring bad. God almighty.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Serious question: is there ANYTHING this team does even halfway decent anymore? I can’t think of a single thing.

Content creation?

 

[gammoseditor]

Worst drive of the year?

Sadly there have been many worse. They didn’t give the defense points.

 

[GPO Man]

Baringer was a great pick, Bill.

 

[Euclis20]

Worst drive of the year?

They technically moved forward, and it wasn't a pick 6 (or fumble returned for 6). That was an above average drive.

 

[patinorange]

This punter is the worst.

Another wasted draft pick.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

False start on the scripted first drive of the game is hilarious.

When you watch a lot of football you get a good understanding for how even the shit teams regularly put together great first drives. Sad, somehow we cannot replicate it.

Good punt nice draft pick.

 

[katnado]

No QB (short a generational one) can be successful behind this line with this coaching. Mac is bad, but man this entire offense is a dumpster fire

 

[ifmanis5]

Change the team name to The 3 'N Outs.