Week 2 NFL Game Thread

[GregHarris]

Lol there's their first round pick! They use him like twice a game.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Dorsett is karma's gift to 2014 Colts draft. 

 

[riboflav]

Revis looks exhausted

 

[The Social Chair]

Future ESPN analyst Ryan Grigson

 

[edmunddantes]

That was Revis man or zone?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Fully expected him to fumble

 

[nolasoxfan]

Locked threads:
"This is Pathetic...."
"Luck 4 turnovers in 6"
"Andre Johson should just retire"
"Phillip Dorsett - Biggest Waste of a Draft Pick in NFL History"
"The Offensive Strategy is Horrid"
"Please Fire Pep Hamilton at Halftime"
For some reason, "I'm starting to think Luck is overrated" has been allowed to live on...
Edit: SSF reported this better than me, a ways upthread

You know things are bad with your team when "What will you be eating during tonight's game" is one of the most popular threads.

 

[ifmanis5]

Jets 4th qtr defense in full effect.

 

[Marciano490]

Give these guys credit for playing into the 4th quarter down ten. Warriors. Heroes.

 

[nothumb]

jets are gonna lose this 12-10 after the colts miss two PATs and they're going to fucking deserve it.

 

[edmunddantes]

And it's a game.

Credit for hanging in? How about Jets letting them up off the mat?

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

LOL. 
 
Cromartie on the old double move. Never fails. 

 

[rodderick]

Cromartie getting burned for peeking in the backfield for the thousandth time.

 

[jmcc5400]

Now that it has been confirmed that Indy is terrible, I would like to see the Jets lose.

 

[GregHarris]

Can't wait until we expose Cromartie with Dobson or Amendola.

 

[nothumb]

it seems like there are penalties on every PAT this season.

 

[Bergs]

This game is unfolding splendidly.

 

[soxhop411]

I actually want the jets to Lose now...

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

I am just tickled at the possibility of the Jets blowing a 10-0 4th quarter lead. 
 
I am also tickled it may start with a well-timed Fitzy INT.

 

[The Social Chair]

"Give the colts credit for hanging in there". Against the jets? Ok Gruden

 

[ifmanis5]

What? A Draft Kings commercial? Seems a bit unlikely but, okay.

 

[edmunddantes]

I am just tickled at the possibility of the Jets blowing a 10-0 4th quarter lead. 
 
I am also tickled it may start with a well-timed Fitzy INT.

Fitzy pick 6 is long overdue for this atrocious display of offense from both teams.

 

[ipol]

Tie is still in contention.

 

[RIrooter09]

Landlocked Indy known for their shellfish?

 

[riboflav]

"Give the colts credit for hanging in there". Against the jets? Ok Gruden

 
Well, it's sort of amazing how far the Colts have fallen in just 11 quarters.

 

[k-factory]

Despite some of the plays that drive it seems the biggest red flag for this colts team is how rarely their receivers are getting separation. 

 

[nothumb]

Will the Jets realize that the Colts DBs can't stop their WRs?

 
just because the colts can't stop them doesn't mean fitz can't miss them.

 

[ipol]

Was that the Colts mascot waddling around behind the end zone? What's that dude make a game? Couple hundred bucks?

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

"Ryan Fitzpatrick" and "pressure situation" in a same sentence. 

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Chris Ivory is too good for this team

 

[Dogman]

Was that the Colts mascot waddling around behind the end zone? What's that dude make a game? Couple hundred bucks?

 
 
He also controls the piped in crowd noise. Nobody would ever suspect it.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

"Ryan Fitzpatrick" and "pressure situation" in a same sentence.

He was money against Yale.

 

[bosox188]

 
 
He also controls the piped in crowd noise. Nobody would ever suspect it.

 
They call him "The Piper."

 

[Three10toLeft]

You don't often see a QB wear his ring on the field. Surprised that's allowed. Seems like it could get locked on a facemask pretty easily.

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

The first couple of pages of the Pats/Bills game thread on that Colts forum is a scream. 

 

[jimbobim]

Fitz pick incoming

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Nice call by Roman

 

[ipol]

Proverbial "Mack truck" hole.

 

[Dollar]

"Brandon Martian", Gruden?  Are you getting paid by Matt Damon to plug the new movie?

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

If Colts stop them with just a FG, I think Luck wins it at the end. 

 

[Lupe Whalewatch]

You don't often see a QB wear his ring on the field. Surprised that's allowed. Seems like it could get locked on a facemask pretty easily.

either you aren't married or have never worn a helmet before...

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Welp. Colts are going to go 0-2!

 

[Marciano490]

Colts stay soft.

 

[Helmet Head]

Marshall really gets a lot of calls.

 

[ipol]

Another ticky tack call that didn't matter.

 

[soxhop411]

colts are as soft as charmin 

 

[riboflav]

Welp. Colts are going to go 0-2!

 
0-2 last year as well so it's all good.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Sox win 8-7. 
Yanks lose 2-4.
Colts go 0-2. 
 
 
I'll reluctantly take a 2-0 Jets. 

 

[Peak Oil Can Boyd]

Joining late, but have they been running this Quantico ad all game.  What exactly are "desirable FBI agents"?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Colts another team to climb up to the threshold and then sink back miserably, like the Texans?