The Amazing Criswell?

[absintheofmalaise]

Wongers!

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Ding-Dong Wong!

 

[The Filthy One]

The methiest dude in the stadium caught Wong's bomb.

 

[Beomoose]

WONGERS

 

[Rovin Romine]

A half-frozen Wong is a good Wong.

 

[simplicio]

I've been down on Bobby's bat for ages, but his defense is light years better than it was a couple years ago.

Doublewonged! Solo homers 4 life!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Basehit!

 

[Sprowl]

Connor go BOOM
Erin go bragh

 

[Al Zarilla]

Has anyone other than me noticed how pretty Connor Wong is?

Pretty good hitter! Catcher too.

 

[strek1]

2 homers in one game?! Nothing WONG with that!

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Yeah Cleveland, you'd better get him out of there with Bobby Defense coming up next! They are so scared of him.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

We will solo homer you to death.

 

[sean1562]

9 HRs in 126 games/403 PAs last year. 5 in 16 games this year. Love to see it

 

[simplicio]

Has anyone other than me noticed how pretty Connor Wong is?

Oh he's a hottie. Good hair.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

So Wongers is...good?

 

[JOBU]

I've been down on Bobby's bat for ages, but his defense is light years better than it was a couple years ago.

Doublewonged! Solo homers 4 life!

You know I just can’t hate on Bob. Yeah he’s not good. But he’s lovable in his own weird way. Reminds me of my friends dog. We’re all pretty sure he’s brain damaged or something but he’s lovable and part of the family so they can’t put him down.

 

[simplicio]

Come on Bobby, it's a dinger party and you're invited.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The embattled Bob Dalbec goes down swinging.

 

[Moviegoer]

Come on Bobby, it's a dinger party and you're invited.

Phrasing.
Or prom night.

 

[Obscure Name]

In a season filled with so much uncertainty, it's nice to have the consistency of Bobby Dalbec.

 

[simplicio]

Phrasing.
Or prom night.

Invitation declined anyway, sigh.

 

[teddywingman]

I wonder what Bobby looks like during BP.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Can't feed the gods of BABIP when Bobby doesn't even get the bat on the ball.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Ceddanne Delivery... Basehit!

 

[simplicio]

Rafa heating up?! And more great running.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Speed and Speed. The Zippy twins.

 

[InsideTheParker]

The Sox may win this game. Damn, gotta think of a new thread title for TBD. (No, I didn't jinx them. That's not a "thing.")

 

[absintheofmalaise]

If he gets hot that will help immensely.

 

[simplicio]

Rafa heating up?! And more great running.

And more great running.

 

[patinorange]

Love the speed.

 

[teddywingman]

Beautiful stuff there.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Looks like Duran needs a day

 

[canyoubelieveit]

If he gets hot that will help immensely.

That's true for both Raffys.

 

[BornToRun]

This team could actually be pretty fucking good if they stopped getting smote by the IL Gods.

 

[RS2004foreever]

Oh he's a hottie. Good hair.

I mean the hair is perfect, Cotton.

 

[derekson]

Grr. It's April. I promise that you would regret that when he starts hitting at last year's pace once the weather warms.

My opinion is almost as much based upon the fact that Devers is starting to get beat up on random plays and sucks at 3B anyhow as it is being negative about Yoshida's prospects. Just make him like Big Papi and an everyday DH to stay healthy and mash.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

That's true for both Raffys.

Very true, but Raffy Jr being on for the top of the order would be great.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The inimitable RAFAEL DEVER$!

 

[derekson]

My opinion is almost as much based upon the fact that Devers is starting to get beat up on random plays and sucks at 3B anyhow as it is being negative about Yoshida's prospects. Just make him like Big Papi and an everyday DH to stay healthy and mash.

And on time Raffy gets another double!

 

[Moviegoer]

So... He needs the triple for the cycle.

 

[strek1]

That was a weird double. Now just add a triple.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Once again, the Sox are on pace to score 9 runs this game.

 

[InsideTheParker]

This team could actually be pretty fucking good if they stopped getting smote by the IL Gods.

The advantage of Raffy DHing is that he can't be injuring his teammates in the field. It looks as though O'Neill isn't "back" yet.

 

[Al Zarilla]

That was a weird double. Now just add a triple.

Seems like it always comes down to a triple.

 

[canyoubelieveit]

Can this be a Chase Anderson 3 inning save game?

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Looks like Duran needs a day

6 for his last 38. Which wouldn't be alarming, except that he's always been very streaky. He is officially on a cold streak.

 

[InsideTheParker]

My opinion is almost as much based upon the fact that Devers is starting to get beat up on random plays and sucks at 3B anyhow as it is being negative about Yoshida's prospects. Just make him like Big Papi and an everyday DH to stay healthy and mash.

OK, I'm surprised folks don't mind a DH taking up $300 million of the team's budget. He is a wonderful hitter, grant you that.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Joely's Red Sox career is making me not like Joe Ely anymore. Hope that changes.

 

[simplicio]

Come on Joely, bring the ERA down tonight.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Can this be a Chase Anderson 3 inning save game?

Tomorrow is apparently a "bullpen game," so I don't know how many relievers Cora wants to use tonight. However, after Joely R gives up 4 runs who knows?