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Peter Gammons' Tweeterverse

Discussion in 'Our Errors are Mistakes: The Media Forum' started by Gambler7, Nov 18, 2010.

  1. Gambler7

    Gambler7 Member SoSH Member

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    I think Gammons may have officially lost it...his last two tweets:
     
  2. Darnell's Son

    Darnell's Son He's a machine. Dope Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Don't you think it's far more likely that someone hacked his account?
     
  3. John Marzano Olympic Hero

    John Marzano Olympic Hero has fancy plans, and pants to match Dope

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    [quote name='Darnell's Son' date='18 November 2010 - 01:49 PM' timestamp='1290106197' post='3257219']
    Don't you think it's far more likely that someone hacked his account?
    [/quote]

    Gammons is wacky on Twitter. All of his posts are straight up bizarre.
     
  4. Lose Remerswaal

    Lose Remerswaal Leaves after the 8th inning Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Sounds like a stroke. Tweet 911
     
  5. Carmen Fanzone

    Carmen Fanzone Monbo's BFF

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    I understood it perfectly.

    He had Chinese food for lunch, and headed to the men's room for what he euphamistically refers to as a "Wok bm." Initially, it was nothing but piss ("ppppppppppp"). But eventually, a minute or so later, he finally had his bowel movement. Hence the "Plops."

    What's so difficult about that?
     
  6. Jack Sox

    Jack Sox Member SoSH Member

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    I laughed far too much at this.
     
  7. AlNipper49

    AlNipper49 Huge Member Dope

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    I wouldn't be surprised if his next tweet was 'BOXCAR!'

    </fbofw>
     
  8. CaptainLaddie

    CaptainLaddie dj paul pfieffer SoSH Member

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    Probably just a pocket tweet
     
  9. trekfan55

    trekfan55 Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    So this is the real Peter Gammons? Has that been verified?
     
  10. Gambler7

    Gambler7 Member SoSH Member

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    Gammons breaking news via twitter again.

    His latest tweet:

    "Cp L"

    Who else would be able to get and break that news?
     
  11. Gambler7

    Gambler7 Member SoSH Member

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    Things must be picking up at the meetings!
     
  12. CraisPikeCole

    CraisPikeCole trapped out the box

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    Another shattering development:

     
  13. reej

    reej Member SoSH Member

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    Peter Gammons' twitter amuses me greatly. The pocket texts, the quips he posts on there, and the baseball info is good too.
     
  14. Three10toLeft

    Three10toLeft lurker

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    The information is good too, if you're actually able to discern wtf he is saying. Gammo, by far, is the one person on twitter or who I have to read his tweets multiple times before I grasp what he's trying to say. Maybe I'm just dumb.
     
  15. PeaceSignMoose

    PeaceSignMoose Member SoSH Member

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    Gammo really does need to lock his phone.
     
  16. Vandalman

    Vandalman Member SoSH Member

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    Today's tweet:

    E

    So brilliant in its simplicity
     
  17. Gambler7

    Gambler7 Member SoSH Member

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    The guy remains a pioneer from generation to generation
     
  18. bosox79

    bosox79 Member SoSH Member

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    Hes just ahead of the curve.
     
  19. Bucknahs Bum Ankle

    Bucknahs Bum Ankle Member SoSH Member

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    It was quicker than typing MC[sup]2[/sup].
     
  20. Omar's Wacky Neighbor

    Omar's Wacky Neighbor Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Could be an Elvis sighting.....
     
  21. BoSoxFink

    BoSoxFink Stripes SoSH Member

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    Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh/The Fonz
     
  22. doc

    doc Member SoSH Member

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    I thought he might be moonlighting for Sesame St.
     
  23. jacklamabe65

    jacklamabe65 A New Frontier butt boy Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Rex Ryan's shoe width - E.
     
  24. Philip Jeff Frye

    Philip Jeff Frye Member SoSH Member

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    What's wrong with you guys? E is baseball shorthand for Error. I thought everybody knew that.

    He's clearly providing commentary on ratification of the START treaty or equating the UConn and UCLA consecutive win records. Or something...
     
  25. Zedia

    Zedia Member SoSH Member

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    It's a code to his ecstasy dealer. There's a Derek Trucks Band show coming up.
     
  26. jacklamabe65

    jacklamabe65 A New Frontier butt boy Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    His latest: "For casey Kelly:don buford crossing mound after making out in '71 world series. Hi, Dallas Braden." This reads like liner notes to an early Dylan album.
     
  27. jacklamabe65

    jacklamabe65 A New Frontier butt boy Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Another gem from Old Hickory posted early Christmas morning: "Our greatest weapon is the comviction and brotherhood of man which Christmas Day signifies-more than any other day or symbol."

    Kilgore Trout lives.
     
  28. Jack Sox

    Jack Sox Member SoSH Member

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    There's a point in there somewhere.
     
  29. Bleedred

    Bleedred Member SoSH Member

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    Thank you Gammons and fellow SOSH'ers for one of the heartiest and longest laughs I've had in about 6 months. My co-workers thought someone died in my family, because they heard me laughing/crying behind closed doors. :lol:
     
  30. Vandalman

    Vandalman Member SoSH Member

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    Gammo's first Tweet of the new year:

    Re


    I think he meant to say:

    Remember when I could write complete sentences?
     
  31. DieHardSoxFan1

    DieHardSoxFan1 Smarter than Theo, just ask him SoSH Member

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  32. Razor Shines

    Razor Shines Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    "H" is the symbol for hydrogen, which is the lightest element. He is thus referring to the lightest player on the Red Sox roster, Dustin Pedroia. You also notice the lack of punctuation, or "no period", which is to say, no blood, or, no injury. What he is saying is that Dustin Pedroia is now 100% healthy.
     
  33. Sille Skrub

    Sille Skrub Dope Dope

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    Gammo is the funniest guy on Twitter. I retweet him whenever I see his stuff.
     
  34. Trlicek's Whip

    Trlicek's Whip Member SoSH Member

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  35. Gambler7

    Gambler7 Member SoSH Member

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  36. Manramsclan

    Manramsclan Member SoSH Member

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    From Oldhoss...



    Why do I get the feeling Old Hoss is one of us?
     
  37. Rusty13

    Rusty13 Member SoSH Member

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    Gammo made a funny. I think. I made the horrid mistake of clicking on the link which is partly NSFW.

     
  38. DieHardSoxFan1

    DieHardSoxFan1 Smarter than Theo, just ask him SoSH Member

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    Because Ken Tremendous is a member?
     
  39. nayrbrey

    nayrbrey Member SoSH Member

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    That link is NSF anywhere.
     
  40. Manramsclan

    Manramsclan Member SoSH Member

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    I guess that would do it.

    I didn't know that was common knowledge.
     
  41. Van Everyman

    Van Everyman Member SoSH Member

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    Today's pearl of wisdom:
     
  42. Van Everyman

    Van Everyman Member SoSH Member

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    Couldn't have said it better myself.
     
  43. shoebooty

    shoebooty Member SoSH Member

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    Sounds as if he is mixing Mad Dog with Cognac.
     
  44. wutang112878

    wutang112878 Member SoSH Member

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    Doesnt this one seem a little odd:

    Couldnt Damon have asked about their intentions when he hit waivers, and wouldnt their desire to trade him for something give him an indication without asking?
     
  45. CaptainLaddie

    CaptainLaddie dj paul pfieffer SoSH Member

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    Not sure it's Ken. Hoss made a joke that was essentially word for word from Sosh, and I told him that "great minds think alike". He claimed he didn't read it here and was actually apologetic about it, and I am inclined to believe that Ken isn't Hoss as a result.
     
  46. BannedbyNYYFans.com

    BannedbyNYYFans.com Member SoSH Member

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    When are we going to hear that Gammons has left NESN for MSNBC?

    Oh and Peter it's "Huckabee" and "Orval"
     
  47. Jody Reeds Well

    Jody Reeds Well Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Sean Berry?
    Super Bowl?
    Strong Bowels?

    What could it be?
     
  48. Sille Skrub

    Sille Skrub Dope Dope

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    Allow me. I speak Gammotweet:

    The Red Sox are going to lead the league in stolen bases this year.
     
  49. Rocco Graziosa

    Rocco Graziosa owns the lcd soundsystem SoSH Member

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    Would your username be the nickname Archie Bunker got as a kid when he used to wear one shoe and one boot to school each day? I can't imagine it could be anything else and its hilarious if so.
     
  50. shoebooty

    shoebooty Member SoSH Member

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    That's it Rocco. I loved that episode .
     

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