Loveable Losers v. Mary Harts - NLCS

[Sprowl]

Rich Hill is a boss.

So proud of the Red Sox to resurrect the career of both Andrew Miller and Rich Hill.

Your Boston Red Sox, bringing lefties back to life ever since Babe Ruth.

 

[Ale Xander]

I don't know whom to root for,

J. Beauregard Reddick
Turtle Gonzalez
Rich 'Fenway Rhythm Section' Hill
Theo Epstein
Jon Lester
Dave Ross

Whom am I missing?

How could we forget about Lackey, Mr. Chicken and Beer.

 

[Ale Xander]

2 runs here would be nice to rest Jansen another day.

 

[Ale Xander]

Huge getting leadoff guy in inning 7.

 

[Ale Xander]

Blind ump

P.S. Get out of the way Blanton

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Clearly out

 

[PseuFighter]

how the hell does the ump not see that?

 

[Sprowl]

Turtle is quicker than you'd think.

 

[shawnrbu]

Angel Hernandez botches.

 

[shawnrbu]

how the hell does the ump not see that?

Hernandez, Angel

 

[Freddy Linn]

Angel is a real pro.

 

[MuzzyField]

Nice try Angel!

 

[Oppo]

Could Blanton be called for interference? Coghlan should've run into him.

 

[Ale Xander]

For a guy named Addison . . .

 

[Sprowl]

How could we forget about Lackey, Mr. Chicken and Beer.

I always root against the Chin. I feel some warm and fuzzies for Theo, Jon and those poor benighted Cubbies, but I will despise John Lackey til me dying day.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Maddon would have benched Johnny Damon in the 2004 ALCS.

 

[Oppo]

Heyward has such a weak approach/swing

 

[Ale Xander]

They double switched Blanton with Toles' spot, right? So he can go another inning without being pinch-hit for.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

They double switched Blanton with Toles' spot, right? So he can go another inning without being pinch-hit for.

No

But I don't think Roberts wants Blanton cooling down and getting hot again. He did his job

 

[54thMA]

Thanks; that is pure gold, says it all as to how this slam dunk series for the Cubs is going so far.

 

[Ale Xander]

Dayton in.

 

[54thMA]

Have I missed any Theo grimaces?

They do their best to only show his smug mug when things are going the Cubs way.

 

[Ale Xander]

Dayton sucks

 

[Lowrielicious]

2 hits through 7 innings is impressive pitching against this offense.

 

[Ale Xander]

phew

 

[Al Zarilla]

Rizzo is trying to look like everything is fine at the frathouse.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Dayton sucks

0.76 WHIP with 39 K's in 26 1/3 innings. Horrible

 

[Ale Xander]

FOUR

 

[Ale Xander]

0.76 WHIP with 39 K's in 26 1/3 innings. Horrible

He was close to walking the leadoff hitter with a 4 run lead but thank you for the info.

 

[MuzzyField]

Dayton sucks

I'd like DD to acquire all the sucks he can this offseason to reload the pen.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

He was close to walking the leadoff hitter with a 4 run lead but thank you for the info.

Sorry to provide facts.

 

[glasspusher]

How could we forget about Lackey, Mr. Chicken and Beer.

That Mr. Chicken and Beer had a bit, of, how do you say...redemption, in the 2013 playoffs?

 

[shawnrbu]

Bringing in your fireman with a 4 run lead and 2 outs in the 8th? The Dodgers pen must be real thin.

 

[54thMA]

Rizzo is trying to look like everything is fine at the frathouse.

Every Cubs fan they have shown looks like if they ate a piece of charcoal, they'd shit out a diamond.

 

[MuzzyField]

A couple of 74 types would also work.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Jansen for 4 outs against the heart of the order. Worry about tomorrow tomorrow

 

[glasspusher]

Dayton sucks

The Oregon district is kind of nice...

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Bringing in your fireman with a 4 run lead and 2 outs in the 8th? The Dodgers pen must be real thin.

It's the same thing Tito is doing. Go for the kill when you have a team down.

 

[MuzzyField]

Every Cubs fan they've shown looks like if they ate a piece of charcoal, they'd shit out a diamond.

I hope we're treated to a few more days of this.

 

[Ale Xander]

Sorry to provide facts.

More facts:

2 IP, 5 H, 2 BB, 3 ER, in the playoffs coming in.

 

[Ale Xander]

That Mr. Chicken and Beer had a bit, of, how do you say...redemption, in the 2013 playoffs?

No dispute here. Talk to Sprowl.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

More facts:

2 IP, 5 H, 2 BB, 3 ER, in the playoffs coming in.

You're right. Those 2 IP are way more relevant. He sucks.

 

[glasspusher]

Every Cubs fan they have shown looks like if they ate a piece of charcoal, they'd shit out a diamond.

Now I want to draw out a phase diagram for a Cubs fan.

 

[glasspusher]

No dispute here. Talk to Sprowl.

I think the last time I did that was over pizza and beer, but our own playoff record is spotty.

 

[Ale Xander]

NAILS!

 

[54thMA]

Jansen for 4 outs against the heart of the order. Worry about tomorrow tomorrow

The Cubs only hope is that the Dodgers and Giants trade bullpens between innings.

 

[glasspusher]

More facts:

2 IP, 5 H, 2 BB, 3 ER, in the playoffs coming in.

The only fact I want to hear from you right now is how is your fucking foot doing?

 

[Al Zarilla]

The Dodgers have got two pitching gods. Can they ride them all the way?

 

[Ale Xander]

You're right. Those 2 IP are way more relevant. He sucks.

Is this the playoffs or the regular season?
1.5 WHIP in another outing tonight. Had to get bailed out by Kenley.

 

[shawnrbu]

The Dodgers have got two pitching gods. Can they ride them all the way?

Does this result tonight increase or decrease the chance of Kershaw in Game 5?