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LaLithuania Ball ... Where the ugly stepsisters get to dance

Discussion in 'Mark Blount's Port Cellar: Celtics Forum' started by E5 Yaz, Mar 13, 2017.

  1. dbn

    dbn Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    This was well done.
     
  2. swiftaw

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  3. Boston Brawler

    Boston Brawler Member SoSH Member

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    So this ends with either Lonzo playing in Lithuania, or Lonzo breaking away from dad. The entertainment will never end.
     
  4. BigSoxFan

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    The story will end with a standoff between LaVar and Magic and Lonzo will choose his new dad. LaVar will then spend the rest of his life unsuccessfully trying to re-insert himself into Lonzo’s life.
     
  5. YTF

    YTF Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    He's under team control through the end of the 21-22 season. There's really not much to see here other than the old man finding yet another way to keep his name in the news. Personally I think LaVar's lifeless body is found in a ditch somewhere long before then with Lonzo's fingerprints all over the scene and the cops willing to turn a blind eye.
     
  6. Marciano490

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  7. bowiac

    bowiac I've been living a lie. Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Or maybe Lonzo becomes such a transcendent star that they sign LiAngelo and LaMelo off the bench.

    13 guys per NBA roster. Cap dynamics aside, it's actually not such a big cost to throw away two roster spots, especially on league minimum guys.
     
  8. DannyDarwinism

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    But if Lonzo has enough pull with the Lakers to make this a possibility, and Lavar has enough pull with Lonzo to insist upon it, what happens when Lavar starts demanding Gelo and Melo start too?
     
  9. Infield Infidel

    Infield Infidel teaching korea american SoSH Member

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    Could they sign them and stash them on the G-League affiliate? Then Lonzo could say "I lost my brothers in El Segundo"
     
  10. 10-96

    10-96 lurker

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    Lithuania would get Magic in any sort of trade so LaVar would run the Lakers.
     
  11. Sportsbstn

    Sportsbstn Member SoSH Member

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    It’s going to be hysterical when Lonzo gets dealt away from the Lakers this off season. lebron is coming, but Lonzo won’t be there
     
  12. bankshot1

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    The original comedy classic
     
  13. E5 Yaz

    E5 Yaz Transcends message boarding Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Complete with Big Ballers

     
  14. HomeRunBaker

    HomeRunBaker bet squelcher SoSH Member

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    LaVar is gonna take this newfound "rivalry" with LeBron and absolutely run with its narrative!
     

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