You know, Poz should be a "blood and guts" columnist like Gerry Callahan. You know, only write once a week. And make sure your story is just a regurgitation of what you said on the air the previous morning. That will let the world know that you aren't a fan boy of writing. Take that ink and paper!
And oh yeah, to prove that you're not a fan boy of athletes in general; make sure that you ask the tough questions of your weekly guests like, "Gee, Tom Brady, that was a tough break when you found out that you were out for the season, huh?" or "Curt Schilling, it must be hard to be retired, huh?" or "That was a nice win last night, huh Doc Rivers? It's going to be a tough playoffs without Kevin Garnett."
Fucking Callahan, what a joke. You know if he was such a proponent of high morals, why didn't he take Tom Brady to task when Brady got his girlfriend pregnant and didn't do the "moral" thing and marry her? Oh, that's right Brady's a white dude that's friendly with the media.*
* BTW: the above paragraph does not represent my feelings about Tom Brady and Bridget Moynihan. Personally, I could give a shit if Brady impregnated every woman in America (except my wife, daughter (she's 18 months) and my mother), but if Callahan is going to stand on the moral high ground and preach to us that Manny Ramirez is without morals, let's be consistent about the finger waving.