Kensil has a new job

[tims4wins]

Thought this was worth a new thread

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/28/nfl-transfers-mike-kensil-to-international-operations/

Multiple sources tell PFT that Kensil has been transferred from the position of V.P. of football operations.

The NFL has confirmed the move, explaining that Kensil’s new title is “V.P. game operations-international.”

Unfortunately, "international" does not appear to be somewhere like the south pole

 

[ifmanis5]

Can't wait until he screws up the metric system about 100 times while his employees steal game balls to sell on eBay for personal profit.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Damn, I was hoping the new job was titled Jizz Hobo.

 

[Average Reds]

I mean, that's like being transferred from a policymaking position at the state department to being an embassy staffer in a consulate in Uzbekistan.

Well done, Mr. Kensil.

 

[bankshot1]

Thought this was worth a new thread

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/28/nfl-transfers-mike-kensil-to-international-operations/



Unfortunately, "international" does not appear to be somewhere like the south pole

Or Chernobyl

 

[JimBoSox9]

Hey, at least it's a pretty clear demotion. I'll take what I can get.

 

[BigSoxFan]

The Rhein Fire are fucked!

 

[TheoShmeo]

Goodell's first good decision in forever.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

The Rhein Fire are fucked!

More like the Beijing Blowhards. Hope Kensey enjoys the 18 hour flight.

 

[Eddie Jurak]

The appropriate job for him would be gauging ball pressures in Siberia.

 

[riboflav]

Shouldn't he have been promoted? The NFL claims Brady et al definitely cheated so why would the man responsible for uncovering the greatest cheating scandal in modern NFL history be demoted?

 

[NortheasternPJ]

So he's basically the logistics coordinator for the London games? Good. Fuck him.

 

[ifmanis5]

Does he know how to say "you're in a lot of trouble!" in french?

 

[mwonow]

Does he know how to say "you're in a lot of trouble!" in french?

Maybe not! Kensil, if you're reading, it goes like this: S'il vous plaît me baiser avec une cuillère rouillée

 

[DourDoerr]

Knowing what he knows about DFG (or at least what we presume he knows - he might be a complete idiot), can the NFL afford to demote him? At worst, I'd guess it's a lateral move as he's been a good soldier. Maybe he'd like to live in Europe for a while - if it includes a housing and moving allowance (a friend of mine had her piano moved with her to Switzerland and her company paid the freight), it sounds great to me. The bonus? Another 3000 miles further from Goodell and the snakepit.

 

[bankshot1]

And China immediately takes appropriate Kensil counter-measures.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/29/world/asia/china-foreign-ngo-law.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

BEIJING — China took a major step on Thursday in President Xi Jinping’s drive to impose greater control and limit Western influences on Chinese society, as it passed a new law restricting the work of foreign organizations and their local partners, mainly through police supervision.

 

[Otis Foster]

He's booked on an inflatable rubber raft out of Lesbos, heading to Tripoli so he can scout local soccer players as potential NFL kickers.

 

[shoosh77]

I'm thinking of the scene in the first Mission Impossible movie where they ship the guy out to man a radar tower in Alaska.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Nice work, Kensil.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

I'm excited for Kensil to do the advance work on the NFL's pre-season game in North Korea. Be sure to express a lot of strong opinions while you're visiting, Mike, I hear the Supreme Leader likes those...