@AndySlater: Big Jason Pierre-Paul story about to break in S. Fla. He severely injured hand in fireworks accident. @Coach_Eisy first to hint at situation
Dick Pole Upside said:... and hasn't signed his franchise tender, either.
Ed Hillel said:Someone tweet his neighbor chick and ask her if she at least got his digits.
Well he can't possibly sign it now...Dick Pole Upside said:... and hasn't signed his franchise tender, either.
Or anyone, really.PayrodsFirstClutchHit said:Officials are saying that JPP is very unlikely to finger the supplier of the fireworks.
They may still have to stump up some cash though.BigSoxFan said:Looks like the Giants should be able to get a five finger discount on JPP's next contract.
Not only did that contract slip through his fingers, so did the KFC endorsement money.Dernells Casket n Flagon said:Well he can't possibly sign it now...
dcmissle said:Shades of Irving "four finger" Fryar. And in other news, a Nobel Laureate in Maine was instantly killed yesterday discharging a firework mounted on his head.
While you gotta hand it JPP for creativity, I think Burress still has a leg up on him.PBDWake said:Well, at least today, Plaxico Burress can take a sigh of relief. No longer the worst self inflicted gunpowder based injury in NY Giants team history.
PedroKsBambino said:Has his agent called Antonio Alfonseca yet about making a deal?
I know, it just explodedOil Can Dan said:This thing has been blown way out of proportion.
Stumps to the face is only 5 yardsbankshot1 said:on one hand it sucks, but on the other hand not as many hands to the face penalties
soxhop411 said:“@mortreport: It may not be game or season threatening, either. Everyone waiting for medical clarity. https://t.co/SYRaixIDef”
Wrong again mort