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Discussion in 'Red Sox Forum' started by jayhoz, Nov 11, 2017.
Obviously high on fried chicken.
I thought he started a band called "Josh Beckett Assaults Band".
Well, now he should.
Why does this feel like the least surprising headline ever?
I feel fully confident in blaming 2011 entirely on him.
Well, next time that band will play Freebird like Josh asked.
Guys, it was his day off. He can do whatever he wants.
I was NEXT!
It's really weird to think about the two pitchers involved in Game 5 of the 2007 ALCS— the pinnacle of Beckett's time as a Red Sox— and realize that the obese losing pitcher is still relevant ten years later, whereas the Josh is spending his days charging the mound at Bob's Country Bunker.
Crazy that he is only 37.
At Bob's they promise both kinds of music, county AND western. Josh just needed more western and maybe some cowbell.
It still amazes me that his wife is an aeronautics engineer while he's such a complete dunderhead.
His lawyer says he was stage diving and his foot was caught, so he hit the singer. Doesn't sound realistic judging from the photo.
I love that guy.
From the headline I initially thought he assaulted The Band and I assumed he was tired of hearing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.
The band probably had it coming.
On this day of the year it is important we never forget the horror and carnage that was Carl Crawford.
(read this in either David McCullough's or Peter Coyote's voice)
Then at the 11th hour, of the 25th day, of the 8th month it ended. Those tired, red eyed men, stared at their screens, unbelieving having soulless resigned them selves that it would not could not end, freedom would not come, that the sun would not shine on them again, but they checked, it was true. He was gone. The casualties could never be justified, Francona, Beckett, decorated, victorious heroes tainted by his dead eyed, defeatist, ineptitude, the faithful Punto who selflessly, if ineffectually, marched into the fire, no questions asked. Certainly the men, for years to come, would start from their sleep, sleep cold with screaming "How do you forget how to field? I mean you still run fast how the fuck did you not catch that?" For many, victory over those demons may never come. When they rhapsodize about Ted, Yaz, Rice, Greenwell, Manny, and young Benitendi they can not, as some revisionists may attempt wipe that time from the record. They must admit, that yes part of their history, that dark time did happen, should never be forgotten but by the providence of God was thankfully so short
37?? How is that even possible??
Stage diving is jumping OFF the stage, not into it. I mean, Beckett has always been a bit of a moron, but come on. You have to be able to come up with a better excuse than this...
I SAID PLAY F*CKING FREEBIRD!!!
He was debating SAR (Songs Above Replacement) while factoring "Odd-Season Beckett" when things got out of hand.
A friend of mine streams games on Twitch and I saw this clip yesterday:
EDIT: Nevermind, it keeps trying to embed a channel rather than the clip.
Who stage-dives at a country music open mic night?
How the fuck am I older than Josh Beckett?
"Hey, make sure you don't tackle any bands on your way to the parking lot!"
I trust you are not comparing mental ages.
Alcohol is a helluva drug.
That guy’s band mates seem super happy about all this, probably like all of Rand Paul’s other neighbors.
the singer stepped out of his box around the mic too close to beginning the next song. He had it comin'.
There is a rumor out that one of Beckett's friends bet him $75000 to tackle the singer. Has anyone seen a video of the incident?
Student loans are a bitch? She probably owed north of $200 K and he's a millionaire. At least before this.
A bunch of savages in this town.
I bet that band wasn't even supposed to be there today.
Friday Night Lights Out
Honestly this doesn’t surprise me. There is a known study linking country music to suicide rates and, since depression is just anger turned inward, I’ll bet listening to country causes a lot of bar fights too.
Josh needs to listen to Hip Hop.
Does this mean that Josh Hamilton is ahead in the Josh race?
Of his best Buds, I would have said Miller.
Of Coors, what do I know?
So his buddy is withholding the video for a roughly $75k payday? Seems awfully fishy that a perfect Quantum Leap-esque freeze frame of the incident exists, but not the video itself (unless I'm missing it).
Now THAT is drunk.
Hell yeah he likes beer
I spend my off days the way I want to spend them.
Well played, sir.
Don't get him together with Schilling.
Guys go for chicks for looks over brains all the time. Why can't the door swing the other way?
...and I agree with you.
Looking forward to Josh’s cameo during the reenactment on season two of “Brockmire.”
Maybe they played that song and he took it personally?
Saying Beckett has more looks than brains isnt neccesarily saying Beckett is good looking here though....
Maybe they were terrible and he was trying to jump on the grenade for everybody. It is a country music act, so the potential for suckage is very, very high.
When I first saw this thread on my phone I thought it said "Josh Beckett assaults Bard".