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Josh Beckett Assaults Band

Discussion in 'Red Sox Forum' started by jayhoz, Nov 11, 2017.

  1. jayhoz

    jayhoz Ronald Bartel Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    http://www.tmz.com/2017/11/11/josh-beckett-arrested-stage-attack/

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  2. Monbonthbump

    Monbonthbump lurker

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    Obviously high on fried chicken.
     
  3. RGREELEY33

    RGREELEY33 Potty Mouth Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    I thought he started a band called "Josh Beckett Assaults Band".

    Well, now he should.
     
  4. Snodgrass'Muff

    Snodgrass'Muff oppresses WARmongers Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    Why does this feel like the least surprising headline ever?
     
  5. Smiling Joe Hesketh

    Smiling Joe Hesketh All Hail King Boron Dope

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    I feel fully confident in blaming 2011 entirely on him.
     
  6. ifmanis5

    ifmanis5 Member SoSH Member

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    Well, next time that band will play Freebird like Josh asked.
     
  7. pedro1918

    pedro1918 Member SoSH Member

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    Guys, it was his day off. He can do whatever he wants.
     
  8. Curt S Loew

    Curt S Loew SoSH Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    I was NEXT!
     
  9. m0ckduck

    m0ckduck Member SoSH Member

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    It's really weird to think about the two pitchers involved in Game 5 of the 2007 ALCS— the pinnacle of Beckett's time as a Red Sox— and realize that the obese losing pitcher is still relevant ten years later, whereas the Josh is spending his days charging the mound at Bob's Country Bunker.
     
  10. adam42381

    adam42381 Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Crazy that he is only 37.
     
  11. MuzzyField

    MuzzyField Well-Known Member Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    At Bob's they promise both kinds of music, county AND western. Josh just needed more western and maybe some cowbell.
     
  12. Smiling Joe Hesketh

    Smiling Joe Hesketh All Hail King Boron Dope

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    It still amazes me that his wife is an aeronautics engineer while he's such a complete dunderhead.
     
  13. Dick Drago

    Dick Drago Member SoSH Member

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    His lawyer says he was stage diving and his foot was caught, so he hit the singer. Doesn't sound realistic judging from the photo.
     
  14. hittery

    hittery Member SoSH Member

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    I love that guy.
     
  15. barbed wire Bob

    barbed wire Bob crippled by fear Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    From the headline I initially thought he assaulted The Band and I assumed he was tired of hearing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.
     
  16. rembrat

    rembrat Well-Known Member Bronze Supporter SoSH Member

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    The band probably had it coming.
     
  17. reggiecleveland

    reggiecleveland sublime Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    On this day of the year it is important we never forget the horror and carnage that was Carl Crawford.

    (read this in either David McCullough's or Peter Coyote's voice)

    Then at the 11th hour, of the 25th day, of the 8th month it ended. Those tired, red eyed men, stared at their screens, unbelieving having soulless resigned them selves that it would not could not end, freedom would not come, that the sun would not shine on them again, but they checked, it was true. He was gone. The casualties could never be justified, Francona, Beckett, decorated, victorious heroes tainted by his dead eyed, defeatist, ineptitude, the faithful Punto who selflessly, if ineffectually, marched into the fire, no questions asked. Certainly the men, for years to come, would start from their sleep, sleep cold with screaming "How do you forget how to field? I mean you still run fast how the fuck did you not catch that?" For many, victory over those demons may never come. When they rhapsodize about Ted, Yaz, Rice, Greenwell, Manny, and young Benitendi they can not, as some revisionists may attempt wipe that time from the record. They must admit, that yes part of their history, that dark time did happen, should never be forgotten but by the providence of God was thankfully so short
     
  18. cheekydave

    cheekydave Member SoSH Member

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    37?? How is that even possible??
     
  19. Snodgrass'Muff

    Snodgrass'Muff oppresses WARmongers Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    Stage diving is jumping OFF the stage, not into it. I mean, Beckett has always been a bit of a moron, but come on. You have to be able to come up with a better excuse than this...
     
  20. Buzzkill Pauley

    Buzzkill Pauley Member SoSH Member

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    I SAID PLAY F*CKING FREEBIRD!!!
     
  21. HurstSoGood

    HurstSoGood Member SoSH Member

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    He was debating SAR (Songs Above Replacement) while factoring "Odd-Season Beckett" when things got out of hand.
     
  22. Sinistas

    Sinistas Member SoSH Member

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    A friend of mine streams games on Twitch and I saw this clip yesterday:

    EDIT: Nevermind, it keeps trying to embed a channel rather than the clip.
     
  23. m0ckduck

    m0ckduck Member SoSH Member

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    Who stage-dives at a country music open mic night?
     
  24. LogansDad

    LogansDad Member SoSH Member

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    How the fuck am I older than Josh Beckett?
     
  25. Doc Zero

    Doc Zero Member SoSH Member

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    "Hey, make sure you don't tackle any bands on your way to the parking lot!"
     
  26. Monbonthbump

    Monbonthbump lurker

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    I trust you are not comparing mental ages.
     
  27. axx

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    Alcohol is a helluva drug.
     
  28. Ed Hillel

    Ed Hillel Wants to be startin somethin Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    That guy’s band mates seem super happy about all this, probably like all of Rand Paul’s other neighbors.
     
  29. InstaFace

    InstaFace MDLzera

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    the singer stepped out of his box around the mic too close to beginning the next song. He had it comin'.
     
  30. bibajesus

    bibajesus Member SoSH Member

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    There is a rumor out that one of Beckett's friends bet him $75000 to tackle the singer. Has anyone seen a video of the incident?
     
  31. pedro1918

    pedro1918 Member SoSH Member

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    Lackey?
     
  32. Salem's Lot

    Salem's Lot Andy Moog! Andy God Damn Moog! SoSH Member

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    Student loans are a bitch? She probably owed north of $200 K and he's a millionaire. At least before this.
     
  33. mauidano

    mauidano Mai Tais for everyone! SoSH Member

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    Millar?
     
  34. amlothi

    amlothi Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    A bunch of savages in this town.

    I bet that band wasn't even supposed to be there today.
     
  35. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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    Friday Night Lights Out
     
  36. barbed wire Bob

    barbed wire Bob crippled by fear Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Honestly this doesn’t surprise me. There is a known study linking country music to suicide rates and, since depression is just anger turned inward, I’ll bet listening to country causes a lot of bar fights too.

    Josh needs to listen to Hip Hop.

    http://comp.uark.edu/~ches/CountryMusic_Suicide.pdf
     
  37. Devizier

    Devizier Member SoSH Member

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    Does this mean that Josh Hamilton is ahead in the Josh race?
     
  38. Buzzkill Pauley

    Buzzkill Pauley Member SoSH Member

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    Of his best Buds, I would have said Miller.

    Of Coors, what do I know?
     
  39. CoffeeNerdness

    CoffeeNerdness Member SoSH Member

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    So his buddy is withholding the video for a roughly $75k payday? Seems awfully fishy that a perfect Quantum Leap-esque freeze frame of the incident exists, but not the video itself (unless I'm missing it).
     
  40. Moviegoer

    Moviegoer moviemaker

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    Now THAT is drunk.
     
  41. Madmartigan

    Madmartigan Member SoSH Member

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    Hell yeah he likes beer
     
  42. uncannymanny

    uncannymanny Well-Known Member Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    I spend my off days the way I want to spend them.
     
  43. glasspusher

    glasspusher Member SoSH Member

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    Well played, sir.
     
  44. glasspusher

    glasspusher Member SoSH Member

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    Don't get him together with Schilling.
     
  45. glasspusher

    glasspusher Member SoSH Member

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    Guys go for chicks for looks over brains all the time. Why can't the door swing the other way?

    ...and I agree with you.
     
  46. mikeot

    mikeot Member SoSH Member

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    Looking forward to Josh’s cameo during the reenactment on season two of “Brockmire.”
     
  47. Savin Hillbilly

    Savin Hillbilly loves the secret sauce SoSH Member

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    Maybe they played that song and he took it personally?
     
  48. Trotsky

    Trotsky Member SoSH Member

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    Saying Beckett has more looks than brains isnt neccesarily saying Beckett is good looking here though....
     
  49. Mueller's Twin Grannies

    Mueller's Twin Grannies Member SoSH Member

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    Maybe they were terrible and he was trying to jump on the grenade for everybody. It is a country music act, so the potential for suckage is very, very high.
     
  50. hoothehoo

    hoothehoo Member SoSH Member

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    When I first saw this thread on my phone I thought it said "Josh Beckett assaults Bard".
     

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