#DFG: Canceling the Noise

Is there any level of suspension that you would advise Tom to accept?


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wiffleballhero

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P'tucket said:
If you believe that BB didn't know what happened, then there is no reasonable expectation Kraft knows.  Kraft is much too smart to go into bluster mode only to later learn that Stinky the Second Assistant Ballboy thought he would do TB a favor for the Big Game.
 
Moreover, Kraft is a team guy, and the team he plays for is the NFL and it's merry band of billionaires.
 
Kraft's team has not exactly had his back. These other owners -- who are implicilty with Irsay this week -- could have killed this but they have opted not to.
 

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wiffleballhero said:
 
Kraft's team has not exactly had his back. These other owners -- who are implicilty with Irsay this week -- could have killed this but they have opted not to.
I'm think that the other owners thought that BB was going rogue and didn't want to pile on. I'm sure most of them called up their coaches and asked if this was a common thing.
 

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wiffleballhero said:
 
Kraft's team has not exactly had his back. These other owners -- who are implicilty with Irsay this week -- could have killed this but they have opted not to.
Yeah, that's not happening either.  There's a way Things Are Done in these kinds of situations to protect their investments (and, perhaps, to inflict some discomfort in their team rivals), and they're sticking to protocol.  The fact that their coach keeps stepping on his dick trying to clear it up is another matter.
 

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Seabass177 said:
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this Dunmer who knows this Khajiit who's going with the Orsimer who saw Brady use the Oghma Infinium cheat last night.
 
I guess it's pretty serious. 

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@SandoESPN parcells says walsh admitted cutting comm as "gamesmanship" in a game...imagine that in today with deflate gate being a story
 
This was revealed in the NFL Network doc "A Football Life" on Bill Walsh.  What made it interesting is that Walsh was the first coach to "script" the first 10 or 15 plays of a game, By rule if the headset of one side went out the other side couldn't use theirs.  Walsh and Montana were fine, because they had their plays scripted; Tuna and his NYG QB were screwed because they didn't.
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
Tony Dungy backs waaaay off his statements about the legal-illegal substitutions thing:
 
I won't say I hate Dungey anymore. We all hate him and it goes without saying.

Still, good on him for apologizing.

Unless he was forced to.

Then, fuck him with a sandy, dry dildo.
 

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RedOctober3829 said:
Watching SportsCenter this morning, Brian Dawkins seems to be softening his stance on this.
I see what you did there.



Let me know when the clown brigade lines up to give tearful apologies about their overreactions and blatant hatchet jobs. Then I will watch SC again.
 

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I know this is from 3 days ago, but it shows how semantics can be used to present an assumption as fact. This has been happening all week and it's really pissing me off.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/21/source-footballs-were-properly-checked-before-colts-patriots-game/

"First, per a league source, the NFL has reviewed the entire process and determined that the balls were properly checked by the officials before the game. Which means that, when the balls left the possession of the referee, the pressure was at least 12.5 PSI and no more than 13.5 PSI."

There has been no evidence that the pre AFFCG "Proper check" included using a gauge to check pressure, yet there is plenty of evidence that other pregame checks often do not. "Which means that" was added as an assumption that has simply not been confirmed anywhere. Ridiculous.
 

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staz said:
I know this is from 3 days ago, but it shows how semantics can be used to present an assumption as fact. This has been happening all week and it's really pissing me off.http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/21/source-footballs-were-properly-checked-before-colts-patriots-game/
"First, per a league source, the NFL has reviewed the entire process and determined that the balls were properly checked by the officials before the game. Which means that, when the balls left the possession of the referee, the pressure was at least 12.5 PSI and no more than 13.5 PSI."
There has been no evidence that the pre AFFCG "Proper check" included using a gauge to check pressure, yet there is plenty of evidence that other pregame checks often do not. "Which means that" was added as an assumption that has simply not been confirmed anywhere. Ridiculous.
Yet it hasn't stopped the Twitter judge and jury to make a swift conviction
 

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It is possible / likely that there is surveillance video of the refs checking the footballs the first time so whether or not they used a gauge on all may be in evidence. Also the sauna theory works but seems like it would be widely known as it would require a fairly contemporaneous filling of 24 balls in sauna which would theoretically be noticed by many.
 

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Note that the Patriots were the source - on Tuesday or early Wednesday - for the idea that the backup balls were used. http://itiswhatitis.weei.com/sports/newengland/football/patriots/2015/01/21/source-patriots-used-backup-balls-in-second-half-of-sundays-game/

Now it has come out that they reinflated the original balls at the half and the backup balls were not used.

Assuming this is true, this means:
1) That 2+ days later, the Patriots themselves were still in the dark on what had happened OR
2) WEEI completely misreported the issue, either due to incompetence or using a bad source (also a sign of incompetence) OR
3) F@#k all

Could easily be any of the 3, but no correction yet on the weei story.

If (1), maybe that says something about how much the Pats focus on which specific balls are in play throughout the game.
 

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Goodell Goes AWOL on Deflategate -  Kavitha Davidson for Bloomberg View.
 
 
With all the questions that have yet to be answered in Deflategate, one in particular stands out: Where, oh where, is Roger Goodell?
The National Football League commissioner has been conspicuously silent during this week of somewhat manufactured outrage over the New England Patriots using deflated footballs during their AFC Championship win over the Indianapolis Colts. While Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was predictably uninformative during his press conference yesterday afternoon, the most startling revelation was that he has yet to be contacted by the league in its investigation into the matter. The league didn't clarify matters one bit by sending out a press release today noting that once it is "in a position to reach conclusions, we will share them." 
 
One has to wonder what the NFL stands to gain by dragging its feet. The longer it takes to publicly address Deflategate, the longer sportswriters, fans and former players are left to pointlessly speculate on the implications on the Patriots’ legacy and make lofty demandsfor penalties based on information we don’t yet have. On the one hand, it must be somewhat of a relief to Goodell that we’ve taken a break from harping on about concussions and painkillers and domestic abuse; on the other hand, I’m guessing air pressure and football physics don’t exactly fit into the NFL’s messaging plan leading up to next Sunday’s Super Bowl.
 
There’s a sense among some football insiders that the level to which deflating footballs is considered cheating is somewhat overblown, given that it might be a more common practice than is openly acknowledged. If that’s the case -- if this is yet another soft rule that exists in name only while everyone looks the other way -- then the NFL should just come out and say that so we can get on with discussing Richard Sherman’s aching elbow and Marshawn Lynch’s next fine.
 
If that’s not the case -- if the league actually takes this issue very seriously despite the established protocol of  pre-game ball-handling allowing ample opportunity for tampering -- then that’s fine, too. But failing to deal with Deflategate swiftly simply highlights the NFL’s shortcomings at the culmination of a season in which they’ve been on full display...
 
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Moreover, the longer pundits and fans are left to their own devices to discuss Deflategate, the more they will lose any semblance of perspective. ...
 
Worth reading the whole thing - Ms Davidson gets it right. 
 

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miracleofmidre said:
I can't believe there's no columnist willing to investigate the dark side of PV=nRT, and how the Patriots have gamed the Ideal Gas Law.
Ten bucks if you asked him Kravitz would identify PV=nRT as some player's favorite new rap group.
This is not to toot my own horn since many smarter people have raised gas law concepts, but this was 100 pages ago, and SoSH posters investigated this more thoroughly than the league in this thread! If it turns out the Pats used the gas law to gain a letter-of-the-law advantage I love them even more. Smarter than everyone else, and nobody can handle it.

This scenario is my dream: one which exonerates the Pats, reveals all others to be petty, and simultaneously illustrates that everyone else is simply dumber than our guys. Please come true.
 

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Two of my friends tell me that, earlier this week, McNabb admitted on FS1 that they used to keep the balls in steam rooms before the game (not sure if they were pumped there). A day later, he was calling for the SB to be decided between the Colts and Seahawks by a coin flip.
 

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If the balls were filled up in a sauna or steam room, wouldn't they be somewhat damp for when the referees inspected?
 

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Monbo Jumbo said:
Goodell Goes AWOL on Deflategate -  Kavitha Davidson for Bloomberg View.
 
 
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Worth reading the whole thing - Ms Davidson gets it right. 
 
Could have been shortened to "After nearly being fired earlier this season from his $30 million per year job for reaching a quick conclusion without all the information, and having a federal judge tell him he can't change his mind after he reached a quick decision, why isn't Godell reaching a quick conclusion without all the information to try and put this behind him?"
 

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Hoya81 said:
If the balls were filled up in a sauna or steam room, wouldn't they be somewhat damp for when the referees inspected?
It's a dry heat.
 

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Monbo Jumbo said:
 Worth reading the whole thing - Ms Davidson gets it right. 
Media sensationalism is nothing new, but it's still pretty sad that the rational approach to a situation like this is so notable simply by virtue of its sanity.
 

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lambeau said:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/patriots/2015/01/23/deflategate-air-pressure-moist/22242609/
 
I love the sauna theory. I can't do the math, but saunas can be 200 degrees F--that air would presumably lose pressure as it cooled. And it would be legal! And so Belichikian. I suppose it wouldn't explain the backup balls, if they were normal.
The problem with the sauna theory is that Goodell would still kill them, especially after BB and Brady disavowed knowledge of how this happened. But the memes would be great.
 

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There is. It's called Boyle's Law. And that's what the second part of Doug's tweet is suggesting. 
 
That second part wasn't part of the tweet, it was the poster being snarky.
 

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jose melendez said:
Anyone have any comments on the why the Patriots don't fumble stats?
 
Seems to me that the big issues are: a) why do we assume fumbles are normally distributed?  b) correlation is not causation.
 
1.) They tend to acquire players that exhibit great ball security.  
2.) BB emphasizes ball security in drills and practices more than any coach I've heard about.  He deliberately throws shitty balls into play, freezes the ball, splashes water on the ball, etc.  It's well-documented that he values players that can cope with any playing condition imaginable.
3.) Really good teams turn the ball over markedly less than mediocre and bad teams.
 
The Pats throw way fewer interceptions than the league at large, too!
 

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jose melendez said:
Anyone have any comments on the why the Patriots don't fumble stats?
 
Seems to me that the big issues are: a) why do we assume fumbles are normally distributed?  b) correlation is not causation.
I think the answer is pretty straightforward. If you fumble the football for a regular team, you might lose a few carries, but you'll get another shot. We've seen year after year that a player fumbling the ball on the Patriots will be disappeared Kim Jong Un style and sent to a labor camp (or the Bengals). I think it's a case of the team placing a huge premium on ball security to the point that fumbling, or the perception of being prone to fumbles is often a death sentence.
 

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Mystic Merlin said:
 
1.) They tend to acquire players that exhibit great ball security.  
2.) BB emphasizes ball security in drills and practices more than any coach I've heard about.  He deliberately throws shitty balls into play, freezes the ball, splashes water on the ball, etc.  It's well-documented that he values players that can cope with any playing condition imaginable.
3.) Really good teams turn the ball over markedly less than mediocre and bad teams.
 
The Pats throw way fewer interceptions than the league at large, too!
 
I mean, look at noted RB Sure Handed Stevan Ridley. It's not like he'd fumble and disappear for vast stretches of the season afterwards. The Patriots place a premium on not giving easy outs to opponents. We already know they really don't give two shits about who's playing at running back, as long as they work within the system. That means they get to plug people who don't fumble in there. They just figure the lower ceiling is negligible on their secure options, so they'll give the ball to them.
 

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Part of me wonders if there's a headcoaching subculture where the coaches all know about stuff like the sauna trick and which teams are behind them. Nobody really cares, it's considered gamesmanship, but when one coach gets pissed or jealous of another, he rats. In this case, Harbaugh got pissed by Belichick's "deception" and Brady's "he should study the rulebook" comment and broke code. Ditto with Mangini, who later said it was his biggest regret. If it's the case, it's amazing that Belichick has not yet broken it himself, given his targeting.
 

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Kull said:
 
I gotcha. But that first part is almost scary. The NFL is now pondering weird sciency things like microwaves or radiation, or perhaps yes, mini-black holes or SOMETHING, because dammit, we KNOW those evil Patriots did something underhanded and we've been given marching orders to come back with proof of their guilt.
 
I think we're getting to somerthing important. The Patriots *are* engaging in science. Belichick has this theory that the NFL and its refs are Complete Fucking Morons, and is currently attempting to test that hypothesis. We've just witnessed Trial #1.
 

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Jed Zeppelin said:
I like that he didn't originally realize how dumb it was to base his sharp analysis on fumbles lost.
That was bizarre.  Really bizarre.  The other thing I've hit on in rereading it is that not only is correlation not causation, but since he cannot establish that the Pats used deflated balls in other games, there is no correlation either.  All he proves is that the Pats are unusually good at not fumbling.  Cause =?
 

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Ed Hillel said:
The problem with the sauna theory is that Goodell would still kill them, especially after BB and Brady disavowed knowledge of how this happened. But the memes would be great.
 
Maybe the ballboys were chemistry majors and knew this was the best way to get the balls the way Brady likes them.
 

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Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this is history by Monday. Bye weeks are the worst.
 
So you think the air is being let out of deflate-gate?
 

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Seabass177 said:
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this Dunmer who knows this Khajiit who's going with the Orsimer who saw Brady use the Oghma Infinium cheat last night.
 
I guess it's pretty serious. 
Seen any...Elves?! HAHAHAHA.
 

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TomTerrific said:
 
I think we're getting to somerthing important. The Patriots *are* engaging in science. Belichick has this theory that the NFL and its refs are Complete Fucking Morons, and is currently attempting to test that hypothesis. We've just witnessed Trial #1.
 
I think you forgot a couple zeros on that trial number.  Unless you're not counting the other 31 teams when you say "the NFL".