Darnell Dockett Live-Tweets his Day of Jury Duty

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This is good. After the pizza break he's back tweeting now.
 
https://twitter.com/ddockett/status/539869662755168256
 
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Mind-blowing. "They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge"
 
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DD must have set a new record for under-water Wonderlic results.
 
 
 
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His Facebook profile:
 
Ex criminal who turned nothing to something. FSU & AZ cardinals is my squad, and #90 is who I be. I don't not free base cocaine. Crime pays!
 Doing doughnuts in my lambo
ilovemidgetstilldeath.com
 

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How did this dude get anywhere near a jury panel?  But I'm with EH - he is one funny headcase.
 
BTW, what's with ilovemidgetstilldeath.com?
 
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I love that photo because it's posed and someone certainly said "cheese" and yet Dockett cannot tear his eyes off the tiger. He's in love/awe. 
 
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Someone should teach Darnell "Rob Ford" Dockett about double negatives.
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You mean, to better divine what he means from, "I don't not free base cocaine. Crime pays!"?
 
RIrooter09

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According to Deadspin that photo is from a 2013 trial in Washington state. Dockett may be faking the whole thing.
 
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Well crap.

I feel like a kid learning about Santa. You know, that there is really a team of Santas because there is so much ground to cover on Christmas Eve.
 
Ed Hillel

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We probably should have figured it out when he said "Just found out I have jury duty tomorrow!!!" and 4 hours later he was tweeting. In my experience, you get those letters at least a week before you have to show up.
 
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Yeah, but how many people pay attention?  I put them in the "look at later" pile. So, twice now, I've realized "I have jury duty tomorrow."
 
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I think it's probably more entertaining that he made the whole thing up.
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And less likely he'll be thrown in jail for contempt of court.
 
Ed Hillel

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Here's his...I guess his self-made Twitter bio?
 
 
 
Ex criminal who turned nothing to something. FSU & AZ cardinals is my squad, and #90 is who I be. I don't not free base cocaine. Crime pays!
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And his latest tweet
 
DARNELL DOCKETT@ddockett · 21 hrs21 hours ago

#RIP-Dockett's-Twitter
"In memory of"
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All this comes after:
 

 
 
Yes, that is 16-year-old Malia Obama.
 
RIrooter09

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I can't imagine a profession with a lower average IQ than professional football players.
 
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Ed Hillel said:
Here's his...I guess his self-made Twitter bio?
 
 
 
 
And his latest tweet
 
 
All this comes after:
 

 
 
Yes, that is 16-year-old Malia Obama.
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Has anyone ever seen Dockett and Corsi in the same room, at the same time?
 
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