April 26--I hate the Cubs

[brandonchristensen]

No, he is.

Oh thank God.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Alright Kutter. Settle down.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Dalbec gets a hit.

 

[mauidano]

McDreamy!

 

[brandonchristensen]

Dalbec gets a hit.

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

 

[Daniel_Son]

Valdez gets a hit

 

[absintheofmalaise]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

I didn't say when.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Valdez gets a hit

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

 

[InsideTheParker]

I just looked up Patrick Dempsey. I've never seen him.

 

[mauidano]

Dempsey has a dream life.

 

[nvalvo]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

I don't know much about sports betting, because I'm not interested in participating and I find it annoying and probably immoral.

But can you get a line on, like, Bobby Dalbec's hits?

 

[brandonchristensen]

I don't know much about sports betting, because I'm not interested in participating and I find it annoying and probably immoral.

But can you get a line on, like, Bobby Dalbec's hits?

Sure, they love making money off of suckers.

 

[Moviegoer]

I just looked up Patrick Dempsey. I've never seen him.

Wow. Really?

 

[mauidano]

I just looked up Patrick Dempsey. I've never seen him.

He's a massive TV star from Grey's Anatomy and a few movies.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Rafaela gets a - you know what, forget it. The bottom half of this lineup is embarrassing.

 

[JOBU]

I just looked up Patrick Dempsey. I've never seen him.

Yeah no idea who this guy is

 

[brandonchristensen]

Rafaela gets a - you know what, forget it. The bottom half of this lineup is embarrassing.

The top half ain't too hot either.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

NESN knows how to pull in those big ratings. Patrick Dempsey and a bunch of hitters under .200.

 

[JOBU]

Rafaela gets a - you know what, forget it. The bottom half of this lineup is embarrassing.

Silver lining… it got whoever that was off the screen in record time

 

[brandonchristensen]

Yay defense.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Man the server thing is so stupid.

Nice to see SOMEONE get a hit.

 

[Sprowl]

O Canada

 

[strek1]

It's always nice to see homers but I've never seen so many solo shots.

 

[mauidano]

 

[absintheofmalaise]

They're gonna get no-hit. Calling it.

You were saying?

 

[Moviegoer]

You were saying?

What? You know I'm never right.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Heart of the order coming up.

 

[Rovin Romine]

It's always nice to see homers but I've never seen so many solo shots.

How many HR-derived RBIs do we have compared to how many HRs?

 

[LogansDad]

I just looked up Patrick Dempsey. I've never seen him.

I literally only know him from like the 2nd episode of South Park. I have no idea who he is otherwise.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Thank God for our speedy catchers.

Where's Wilyer when you need him?

 

[Rovin Romine]

Also - speed is the answer.

 

[mauidano]

Let's go Pablo; keep the line moving and get it to Bobby.

 

[nvalvo]

Imanaga has a very weird release point. First PA against him is probably quite tough.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I wish the NESN bug would find a new place for the pitch clock. Covering the pitches is annoying.

 

[LogansDad]

These guys are so damn good up the middle. That had no business being that close to a double play.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Wait. Pablo didn't come throuhg?!?

SO WEIRD!

 

[E5 Yaz]

At some point, O'Neill is going to have 10 home runs and 9 RBI

 

[brandonchristensen]

Ah this is about to take a dark turn.

 

[InsideTheParker]

I missed all of that trying to kill a pantry moth. All I got were red hands. Now that the sox have squandered, the Cubs are back to reaching base. Oy.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Kutter not learning shit.

Is he a moron? Maybe.

 

[strek1]

Man some of these Cubs hits are weak. At any rate our success at home versus on the road sure is frustrating.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Disappointing outing for Kutter

 

[Rovin Romine]

I missed all of that trying to kill a pantry moth.

Get a gun?

 

[Rovin Romine]

Man - if Dalbec could even hit his weight. . .

 

[brandonchristensen]

Fack

 

[brandonchristensen]

Shit throw

 

[S. H. Frog]

Phooey, he's safe

 

[brandonchristensen]

This one's OVA

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

The bunt, tag ups, taking the extra base. Cubs are forcing the Sox to make plays and the results are as expected.

 

[brandonchristensen]

BoKKy Dalbec