ALCS: Yankees vs Astros (Non-Yankees Fan Version)

[Al Zarilla]

Take one for the team.

 

[canderson]

Houston won’t get a ball into play this half inning huh.

Edit: YES!!!!!!!

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

I want to punch someone Bobby Portis-style when they play that PC Richard jingle

 

[johnmd20]

As noted by johnmd20. Houston Strong.

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Choke averted

 

[johnmd20]

As noted by johnmd20. Houston Strong.

See above.

 

[54thMA]

THANK CHRIST

 

[patinorange]

Sweet.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Johnd will be insufferable now. LOL

 

[Greg29fan]

down goes Frazier

 

[tims4wins]

Think they shouldn’t have cut it off

 

[strek1]

That's better. Bad running though.

 

[johnmd20]

As noted by johnmd20. Houston Strong.

Johnd will be insufferable now. LOL

Yes, undoubtedly.

 

[Ale Xander]

We'll take it!
Would have preferred no Red Sox running mistake

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Cora better fix those baserunning mistakes.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Is Yulli Guriel the same guy that bends spoons with his mind?

Did I make that joke before?

Did anyone laugh then?

 

[Marbleheader]

Kill these a-holes

 

[tims4wins]

Cora better fix those baserunning mistakes.

That was a smart out. Force the cut.

 

[johnmd20]

Is Yulli Guriel the same guy that bends spoons with his mind?

Did I make that joke before?

Did anyone laugh then?

No. Yes. No.

 

[Boston Brawler]

Awesome

 

[paulb0t]

Why can't our Cuban imports hit like that?

 

[Lowrielicious]

Think they shouldn’t have cut it off

I'd agree. Although taking a sure out over a possible out at the plate is not a terrible move.

 

[Al Zarilla]

A huge hit off Robertson is like they got one off Chapman, to me.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

That was a smart out. Force the cut.

I'm not sure. One out, maybe force the throw home, get to third base with one out and probably score the run anyway.

But, fuck it, scoring three runs with one hit. Good enough.

 

[moretsyndrome]

Just got the same feeling I get after my Black Friday morning dump.

 

[trekfan55]

On GameDay. Judge came all the way from RF to get in a rundown between 2nd and 3rd? And did Guriel get base running tips from the Sox?

 

[54thMA]

Why can't our Cuban imports hit like that?

Because they're not real Cubans, they're Dominicans.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

No. Yes. No.

Astros just scored, man. I'm not letting you harsh my mood.

But for the record, that's the best Uri Geller joke that has been made in a game thread all week. So, fuck off.

 

[Greg29fan]

Because they're not real Cubans, they're Dominicans.

bravo

 

[johnmd20]

Astros just scored, man. I'm not letting you harsh my mood.

But for the record, that's the best Uri Geller joke that has been made in a game thread all week. So, fuck off.

You have harshed your own mood.

You cannot take ownership of this conversation after I carried you to three runs. It will not stand.

 

[54thMA]

An Astors win here with their two aces ready to go back to back would be yuge, putting the MFY's in a 3-1 ALCS hole and in the history of baseball, no team has ever come back to win a series down three ga................

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Please sit this Cailou looking MF'er down

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

An Astors win here with their two aces ready to go back to back would be yuge, putting the MFY's in a 3-1 ALCS hole and in the history of baseball, no team has ever come back to win a series down three ga................

I think one team actually did. However I forget the exact details.

 

[54thMA]

I think one team actually did. However I forget the exact details.

Was, is and always will be the greatest sporting moment of my life.

 

[patinorange]

A shut down inning. Surprising.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

You have harshed your own mood.

You cannot take ownership of this conversation after I carried you to three runs. It will not stand.

I see, it's all about you, isn't it.

Fucker bends spoons with his fucking mind, then hits a three run double, and instead of taking a moment to reflect on the magical glory of the universe where magical brain waves can melt metal you have to make it a dick measuring contest about yourself.

I get it. I get it.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Game is 0-0, Astros up 2-1 in the series, and all I'm reading about is how the Astros are choking. WTF?

QFT

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Wait, so who has been unprepared today? I need to know who must be fired

 

[Al Zarilla]

C’mon ump.

 

[dhellers]

Boil --- if you are there, say something to prevent over confidence.'


OMFG: do the MFYs have the yips??!?!

 

[canderson]

SNAKES

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

That's a shame.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Is Yulli Guriel the same guy that bends spoons with his mind?

Did I make that joke before?

Did anyone laugh then?

That hit was Yulee's Gold. ( Worse?)

 

[Al Zarilla]

Oh Castro........

 

[Bergs]

That's some slick fucking fielding right there.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

More great fundamentals by the MFYs

 

[fineyoungarm]

Was, is and always will be the greatest sporting moment of my life.

For me - delete "sporting". I don't want to hear this stuff about marriage, children ... Baloney.

 

[fineyoungarm]

More great fundamentals by the MFYs

Graceful

 

[54thMA]

That's some slick fucking fielding right there.

Have yourself a game Castro.