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Adam Jones: F*ckface

Discussion in 'Our Errors are Mistakes: The Media Forum' started by The Allented Mr Ripley, Oct 18, 2018.

  1. The Allented Mr Ripley

    The Allented Mr Ripley holden Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    This liquid-emitting fart deserves his own thread. I hope he gets mounted by a rabid dog.
     
  2. John Marzano Olympic Hero

    John Marzano Olympic Hero has fancy plans, and pants to match Dope

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    I approve of this thread and its title.
     
  3. JohnnyTheBone

    JohnnyTheBone Member SoSH Member

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    Adam Jones receives alert on his phone, frantically scrambles to SoSH, sees the new thread and triumphantly exclaims: "YES! Finally!"
     
  4. Lose Remerswaal

    Lose Remerswaal Leaves after the 8th inning Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Perhaps his sidekick can kick him in the side REALLY hard?
     
  5. Oil Can Dan

    Oil Can Dan Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Who cares what some washed up Safety has to say about baseball? He should go back to playing Pacman and STFU.
     
  6. Sinistas

    Sinistas Member SoSH Member

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    I miss DA.
     
  7. IHateDaveKerpen

    IHateDaveKerpen Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Adam Jones: Fuckface
    Adam, Adam Jones: Fuckface
    Adam Jones: Fuckface
     
  8. MakeMineMoxie

    MakeMineMoxie Member SoSH Member

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    Just one more reason to hate Baltimore (as if we need any, Machado, Jones, Buck, Angelos . . . )
     
  9. JohntheBaptist

    JohntheBaptist Member SoSH Member

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    Wait is this Orioles Adam Jones or formerly Pacman Adam Jones? Have to believe there is no way Oriole Adam Jones says that shit.

    The one thing you immediately notice when moving away from the Northeast is that the sports media there is fucking looney tunes, with Boston's its uncut core.

    It isn't better elsewhere, mind you, just (for the most part) mild and dopey. Edit--actually, no, probably better by default. It isn't "good" is more what I meant.

    Then again you read the game threads here and when ~20% of them are people whining about last night's road win to put the Sox up 3-1 in the LCS against a juggernaut of a team or haughty condescension toward the first year manager orchestrating it following their 108 win season you think "maybe this is an accurate reflection of the audience."
     
  10. The Allented Mr Ripley

    The Allented Mr Ripley holden Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    It's neither Pacman nor the Oriole outfielder, just a guy specializing in trolling and HotTakez on The Sports Hub on weeknights.

    Yup. We get the sports radio we deserve. And Adam Jones is its King.
     
    #10 The Allented Mr Ripley, Oct 18, 2018
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  11. The Gray Eagle

    The Gray Eagle Member SoSH Member

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    I've never heard of this guy before seeing this thread. Wish I still hadn't. Not sure why anyone cares about what some troll wth a microphone has to say. I will go back to not caring one bit about his existence.
     
  12. drbretto

    drbretto guidence counselor SoSH Member

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    I googled him and his face is as bad as his words. I, too, do not understand why anyone gives these people the time of day. Why is there even sports radio anymore? Do these people not have the internet?
     
  13. MakeMineMoxie

    MakeMineMoxie Member SoSH Member

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    But I can still hate the O's though, right?
     
  14. thebtskink

    thebtskink lurker

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    His only redeeming qualities are Rich Keefe and Christian Arcand.
     
  15. Marciano490

    Marciano490 Urological Expert SoSH Member

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    Whoever cuts his hair should be hanged as a war criminal, and whoever didn’t tell him how bad it looks should either be shot in the kneecap or given 100 bucks depending on whether they’re protecting his feelings or letting him go out in the world looking like a 5th grade latchkey kid.
     
  16. The Allented Mr Ripley

    The Allented Mr Ripley holden Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    During last night's drive home he was still banging the JBJ sucks drum, even bringing up his "supposed" defensive prowess, saying, "Talk to me once he's won a Gold Glove."
     
  17. John Marzano Olympic Hero

    John Marzano Olympic Hero has fancy plans, and pants to match Dope

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    C'mon. Seriously?

    Felger needs to have a talk with his protege and tell him that all-negative, all the time doesn't work. Especially when the guy you're railing against just won the ALCS MVP.
     
  18. The Allented Mr Ripley

    The Allented Mr Ripley holden Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Christian Arcand knows his his shit and is a good radio personality, I have no problem with Jones playing the heel if they turn the show into a Siskel vs. Ebert thing, but so far I don't see evidence of that.
     

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