5/3 - Grissom finally debuts

[Moviegoer]

That was kinda awkward from Grissom.

 

[simplicio]

Good coverage from Jarren.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Was it Pence that started the pants above the knees thing?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Big jump and he's still out?

 

[strek1]

He's got us to go for a couple of those high hard ones.

 

[Moviegoer]

Strange Castro didn't advance on that. Really bad read.

 

[simplicio]

Crap, babiped again.

 

[budcrew08]

Twins have had enough BABIP in a 10-game win streak.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I think when I look at Cooper I see a 30 year old. Then a 60 year old. Then a 30 year old.

Just one of those faces, I suppose.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Terrible 0-2 pitch.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

I think when I look at Cooper I see a 30 year old. Then a 60 year old. Then a 30 year old.

Just one of those faces, I suppose.

But would you want him on a jury?

 

[Rovin Romine]

I feel like we need a soundoff/roll-call.

Is anybody watching this game?

 

[Rovin Romine]

But would you want him on a jury?

He has the chin of a follower.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

I am. I think E5 is at a polka convention.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I am. I think E5 is at a polka convention.

The ladies love those suspenders.

 

[DadOfFenway]

Not sure Cooper is the answer....

 

[E5 Yaz]

I am. I think E5 is at a polka convention.

I am here

 

[mauidano]

Not sure Cooper is the answer....

Just for fun; Bobby Dalbec went 0 - 4 with 2 K's today for Worcester.

 

[mauidano]

I am here

Wearing suspenders though?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Wearing suspenders though?

On a Friday? How gauche

 

[Rovin Romine]

It must be awful to play for MIN. They've got a chance to win 11 straight and the seats are half empty.

Is there a cow-tipping festival competing with the game?

 

[LynnRice75]

Not sure Cooper is the answer....

Depends on the question.
If the question is "Who might not be the answer?"
Then he is indeed the answer,

 

[Rovin Romine]

Just for fun; Bobby Dalbec went 0 - 4 with 2 K's today for Worcester.

But how many WOR players went on the IL tonight?

 

[pokey_reese]

Grissom -> Rafaela -> Cooper DP. Just how they imagined it in the off-season.

edit: Smith is the DH

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Wearing suspenders though?

He only wears suspenders when he wears a belt.

 

[E5 Yaz]

He only wears suspenders when he wears a belt.

At least, unlike you, I don't wear suspenders to hold up my Depends

 

[JOBU]

It must be awful to play for MIN. They've got a chance to win 11 straight and the seats are half empty.

Is there a cow-tipping festival competing with the game?

Most MN fans won’t even consider going to a game before June as early season weather can be fickle. They will fill the park in the summer. Source: former 5 year MN resident.

 

[curly2]

It must be awful to play for MIN. They've got a chance to win 11 straight and the seats are half empty.

Is there a cow-tipping festival competing with the game?

Odd they're not drawing. It's probably been cold, but seems to be a nice night tonight. They were 8th in the AL in attendance last year and 5th as recently as 2019.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

At least, unlike you, I don't wear suspenders to hold up my Depends

Only when they are full.

 

[JOBU]

It must be awful to play for MIN. They've got a chance to win 11 straight and the seats are half empty.

Is there a cow-tipping festival competing with the game?

Or they are getting ready for fishing opening day. It’s a national holiday there.

 

[Sprowl]

Grissom -> Rafaela -> Cooper DP. Just how they imagined it in the off-season.

Grissom looked a little bit mechanical in feeding Little Raffy in the pivot, but competent enough.

 

[LesterFan]

This is pathetic

 

[Rovin Romine]

Grissom's got a quick stroke. Much faster than McGuire.

 

[JOBU]

Fucked Abs

 

[absintheofmalaise]

The BABIP luck tonight is not good.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Ye Olde nine-pitch Orsillo

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Fucked Abs

 

[nvalvo]

I feel like we need a soundoff/roll-call.

Is anybody watching this game?

*waves*

 

[Rovin Romine]

Most MN fans won’t even consider going to a game before June as early season weather can be fickle. They will fill the park in the summer. Source: former 5 year MN resident.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Moviegoer]

Getting silenced by this scrub in the first game means this might be one of those kind of road trips.

 

[nvalvo]

Before this one started I was watching the Phillies-Giants, and Jung Hoo Lee made an *insane* catch.

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1786550841723232674?s=46&t=SzrdSkggdLnlBb_l7iGXpg

 

[JOBU]

Thoughts and prayers.

Thanks. Msp was one of the better places I’ve lived. Beats the hell out of DTW where am I now.

 

[E5 Yaz]

This is the inning

 

[Beomoose]

This is the inning

Inshallah

 

[DadOfFenway]

Come on boys, let's go.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Man. If we had an offense.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Is @TrotNixonRing still around?

 

[fenwaypaul]

Why are the Twins wearing uniforms the color of piss-stained underpants?

 

[absintheofmalaise]

 

[E5 Yaz]

Why are the Twins wearing uniforms the color of piss-stained underpants?

No wonder Abs likes them