4/3 - Pittsburgh @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART TROIS

[staz]

DOB would be mildly hammered after 1 IPA

 

[BornToRun]

12 outs. 2 runs. This is nothing.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

We finally got Deadpool out??

 

[strek1]

Nothing about tonight's game feels fast. And the hoops start soon.

 

[Sprowl]

Just over the World's Tallest Shortstop.

 

[E5 Yaz]

12 outs. 2 runs. This is nothing.

3 runs

 

[E5 Yaz]

Nothing about tonight's game feels fast. And the hoops start soon.

Who cares about the start of that game. Watch the final five minutes

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Kutter Crawford is a bit of a slow starter.
April and May, including tonight:
14 2/3 IP, 17 ER, 5 HR, 10 BB, 15K, 10.43 ERA

June and July:
37 IP, 12 ER, 4 HR, 8 BB, 36K 2.92 ERA

Unfortunately, he also sucked in August and September last year.

 

[E5 Yaz]

DOB would be mildly hammered after 1 IPA

DOB would get more than mildly hammered at a SoSH bash

 

[BornToRun]

3 runs

One thing at a time.

 

[strek1]

Are you ever going to be more selective Raffy? You let the best one go by.

 

[LesterFan]

Can't believe he took that

 

[LogansDad]

Damn, Raffi, that was a deposit pitch.

 

[soxin6]

The offense has done little since the explosive first

 

[strek1]

Come on guys!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

This guys name looks like someone spilled all the pieces on the Scrabble board.

 

[E5 Yaz]

This guys name looks like someone spilled all the pieces on the Scrabble board.

Reminded me at first glance of Zip Rzeppa

 

[staz]

Duane the Swamp coming in
https://www.fangraphs.com/players/duane-underwood-jr/14677/stats?position=P

 

[JCizzle]

Crushed it!

 

[strek1]

En Fuego!

 

[staz]

When you're hot, you're hot

 

[LogansDad]

Just rename the MVP Award after him

 

[derekson]

I'll take it.

Casas gets to face the righty now instead of the LHP with the unspeakable name

 

[strek1]

Go oppo Casas

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Duvall!

 

[Moviegoer]

Just a base hit, Cassas.

 

[Redkluzu]

Duvall will save us.

Say it with me

 

[mikeford]

Duvall is the best hitter in Fenway history

 

[Redkluzu]

Boooooo

 

[strek1]

He's been swinging outside the zone more than he did last season. Oh well got one back.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Not super loving the K rate on Casas. (very early going)

 

[BornToRun]

Got one back. Bullpen just needs to hold the line and I think we’ll at least put together a rally and give ourselves a chance.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

One pace for the requisite 9 runs so we’re good.

 

[LogansDad]

He's been swinging outside the zone more than he did last season. Oh well got one back.

I think he needs to make an adjustment and be less patient. The 1-1 pitch was crushable, but then he had to swing at two pitches with 2 strikes because it wasn't a perfect pitch. Seems like they know if they put it in the zone in a place that he doesn't want it with less than two strikes he will lay off, and they can get ahead.

Edit: Waiting for "your pitch" is a great skill, until it becomes all consuming and detrimental. MLB pitchers can take advantage of that.

 

[LogansDad]

Oh, come on.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Feels like we must have 3 relief pitchers.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

They both need to be better there.

 

[staz]

Duane in Spain falls mainly on the plain

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Ort again? Has Brasier been stapled to the bench?

 

[Moviegoer]

I'm really tired of the whole 'score early like a juggernaut then lapse into a coma thinking it was enough' schtick the Sox do. Because it rarely is.

 

[BornToRun]

That was uninspiring but still got time.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I'm really tired of the whole 'score early like a juggernaut then lapse into a coma thinking it was enough' schtick the Sox do. Because it rarely is.

Maybe you could tweet something at them to remind them?

 

[Doc Zero]

I mean if the idea here is to Proctor Ort I can’t say I’m against it

 

[normstalls]

Not sure if this is serious or sarcasm.

Ummm. I have no idea what you’re talking about. The little boy’s parents need to step up and parent and teach the kid the right thing to do. I’m a parent of 3. Trust me, I know how to parent and I am 100% serious.

How could it even be construed as sarcasm?

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

My god they love Ort

 

[LogansDad]

I literally walked away to tell my kid to do the dishes and the inning was over. I hate the pitch clock.

 

[simplicio]

Ort again? Has Brasier been stapled to the bench?

Given his first appearance, he might not be right.

 

[E5 Yaz]

If astronauts go into outer space and aquanauts going under water, where do juggernauts go?

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Cora just can’t get himself enough Ort!

 

[Rovin Romine]

It's Ort.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A0l93Bzgbw