2015 Gold Cup

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Where's the reset button?

 

[dirtynine]

Where's the reset button?

The Confed Cup playoff match.

 

[Jimy Hendrix]

Did Univision fix whatever thing was letting me watch games in Spanish without having a verified TV provider?

 

[Cellar-Door]

We need Danny Williams to never get injured in the next 3.5 years.

 

[Cellar-Door]

So changes at the half?
Have to pull Beckerman. Maybe push Bradley back (I know, but we have no other DM) with Mix at the top of the diamond?
OR
Beckerman off, Yedlin on, Zardes up top, Dempsey to AM?
 
 
Edit- or no changes so Beckerman can pick up a second yellow or give up another goal.

 

[Catcher Block]

Bradley looks like shit. No touch on short passes, long passes, dribbling. 
 
edit: Good touch on that, however. 2-1.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

There's 1!

 

[McBride11]

Im thinking KB has 15-20 min. See if US gets a goal. Otherwise he is off and Yedlin or Mix come on. Leaning toward Yedlin. Move Bedoya back

And UsA!!!

 

[Cellar-Door]

HAHAHA, that was such a shit goal.
 
Most leagues that's called a foul on Dempsey, but I'll take it.

 

[Titans Bastard]

Now THAT was just what the doctor ordered.

 

[Cellar-Door]

AJ seems so much more dangerous than Altidore.

 

[McBride11]

Let FJ take it...

 

[LuckyBen]

God AJ

 

[Zososoxfan]

how do you not get that on frame?!?

 

[Titans Bastard]

Oh, man.  Keep that header down....
 
 
Jamaica's goalkeeper, who plays for the Pittsburgh Riverhounds, is looking like the sort of player who would play for the Pittsburgh Riverhounds.

 

[coremiller]

AJ Wondo'd that header.

 

[Cellar-Door]

Oh, man.  Keep that header down....
 
 
Jamaica's goalkeeper, who plays for the Pittsburgh Riverhounds, is looking like the sort of player who would play for the Pittsburgh Riverhounds.

He was very good in the first though. That save on Johnson in the first was terrific.

 

[Cellar-Door]

GET THAT SLOW FOOTED FUCK OFF THE FIELD!

 

[Zososoxfan]

Really nice buildup on that attack

 

[Titans Bastard]

The crowd is going to get more and more intense as Mexico fans start to trickle in.

 

[Zososoxfan]

Jamaica had a free runner on the backpost there, yikes

 

[dirtynine]

JAM is almost playing a rope-a-dope, luring the U.S. into ultra-offensive mode and preying on the odd counter.

 

[McBride11]

GET THAT SLOW FOOTED FUCK OFF THE FIELD!

Chandler all ready on the bench.

 

[Cellar-Door]

Chandler all ready on the bench.

Chandler is many things, but not slow, just has no idea where he's going.
Beckerman reminds me of what my high school coach would say to our midfielders:
"You have 3 speeds, Slow, dead slow and stop."

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

FUUUUUCK.  Game of inches.

 

[LuckyBen]

Oof

 

[Titans Bastard]

This game has Alan Gordon written allllllllll over it.

 

[Zososoxfan]

what a rocket by Bradley, this game is bananas. also, don't know how his corner kick shots are not defendable. Fabian johnson going beastmode.

 

[Infield Infidel]

That deflection was bonkers

 

[Bosoxen]

This Jamaican keeper is not good. He's not good at all.

 

[dirtynine]

This keeper. It's like Van Damme in "Sudden Death".

 

[Titans Bastard]

This Jamaican keeper is not good. He's not good at all.

 
Andre Blake must be out of form from not playing in Philly.  It's a break we need, frankly.

 

[Zososoxfan]

i feel like klinsmann just yelled at the team in german for 10 minutes at half time, shit that would get me moving fast

 

[Cellar-Door]

That was almost a terrific through pass from Brooks.

 

[BoredViewer]

Diskerud and Yedlin would be nice about now.

 

[McBride11]

This keeper. It's like Van Damme in "Sudden Death".

Hahaha. I was just thinking he looks like a lost hockey goalie.
And since the keeper plays in Pittsburgh, makes complete sense.

 

[Cellar-Door]

Beckerman is singularly terrible at every part of his job tonight.

 

[dirtynine]

If you're watching a crappy feed of this game (as I may or may not be), the weird two-toned ball is actually awesome. A lot easier to follow.

 

[Bosoxen]

 
Andre Blake must be out of form from not playing in Philly.  It's a break we need, frankly.

I don't think he's done handing out gifts. You may yet get your wish.

 

[Zososoxfan]

Pulling a Beckerman - in soccer, when a defender anticipates the movement the attacking player will make, but is too slow to take advantage and falls down anyway

 

[LuckyBen]

Let's pick it up fellas

 

[OCST]

Mix sighting

 

[LuckyBen]

Brooks looks awful

 

[Cellar-Door]

Hey, we got a break from a CONCACAF ref!

 

[Zososoxfan]

Great recovery run by AJ to cover for Fabian on that JA attack

 

[Zososoxfan]

Wondo'd...again

 

[Cellar-Door]

As he gets more experience Zardes will learn to pull that back and let the guy give him a penalty.

 

[OCST]

Hey, we got a break from a CONCACAF ref!

From that other angle the no-call looks better

 

[Titans Bastard]

Diskerud for Beckerman.  Hopefully Herzog was simply repeating "positional discipline" to him over and over again before he came on.

 

[dirtynine]

Dreads off, Diskerud-boy on. We've used up all of our Jamaica-specific strategies.