Traut

Traut · Feb 4, 2024

Did you know that North Carolina is the state people most need lawyers? Check out the study I did.

Traut · Jul 18, 2018

Jill Stein 4 Prison!!!

Traut · Nov 20, 2017

Also Nip please never stop Al Frankening my man boobs while I sleep. Thanks in advance.

Traut · Sep 29, 2017

"Yeah, hormones firing like a fifty foot Roman, yeah. Please don't make me explain."

Traut · Sep 25, 2017

How does it feel? - Robert Allen Zimmerman

Traut · Jun 16, 2017

Why is it so big?

Traut · May 15, 2017

Where are my keys?

Traut · May 10, 2017

There's like a million kinds of sex toys for women. Like none for men.

Traut · Mar 14, 2017

By your I mean quint

Traut · Mar 14, 2017

Take off your pants and jacket

Traut · Feb 27, 2017

GO RED SOX!!!

Traut · Jun 14, 2016

I fear that radical "Safe Spacers" will verbally abuse non-gays for expressing sorrow... and subsequently stifle free speech.... - CURLL

Traut · Jun 7, 2016

What kind of cheese should I offer Sanders supporters to pair with their whine?

Traut · Jan 14, 2016

The transition from children’s book author to erotic superstar is hard. I'm writing "Duck’s Happy Day", but with ball gags.

Traut · Nov 14, 2015

Why is my penis so large?

Traut · Nov 11, 2015

Saw a beer for $18 a pint. Asked the packy guy if it came with a reach around.

Jerrygarciaparra · Nov 9, 2015

https://www.groupon.com/articles/best-vermont-breweries-road-trip

Traut · Nov 9, 2015

Droc, I have some AVXL to sell you. Good price.

Traut · Nov 8, 2015

Let's fuck.

Traut · Jan 5, 2013

oh shoo fly don't bother me

Traut · Oct 29, 2012

"don't be stupid"

Traut · Oct 18, 2012

I love you.

Traut · Jul 4, 2012

I love Barack Obama.

Traut · Jul 4, 2012

I love Barack Obama.

Traut · May 21, 2012

1 4 Quint

Traut · Jan 4, 2012

Santorum is number two!

Traut · Dec 24, 2011

I hope you have a great day.

Traut · Dec 18, 2011

I hope you have an awesome week.

Traut · Dec 11, 2011

Stomach bug working its way through our house just landed on me.

Traut · Dec 10, 2011

MT: must read for any baseball fan. Continuing the case for Tim Raines, here's <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JPosnanski" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JPosnanski</a> using both numbers & logic: <a href="http://t.co/DEYxZG3M"" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/DEYxZG3M"</a>

Traut · Dec 5, 2011

Holy Shit! Lesbians can raise a kid! Who would have thought that?

Traut · Nov 23, 2011

Listening to Dylan's "Blood on the Tracks" with my daughter. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23awesome" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#awesome</a> way to spend an afternoon

Traut · Nov 18, 2011

Verizon Wireless Seeks Protective Order on Siting Council Survey Response <a href="http://t.co/OHVf8d0k" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/OHVf8d0k</a>

Traut · Nov 17, 2011

Lexis Nexis Is Giving Me An XBox 360: <a href="http://t.co/LVrpjGrx" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/LVrpjGrx</a>

Traut · Nov 16, 2011

What kind of law do you want to practice? <a href="http://t.co/pSVEEqJD" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/pSVEEqJD</a>

Traut · Nov 11, 2011

For the second time this year, I'm responding to a brief that just makes stuff up. Win round 1. Will win round 2.

Traut · Nov 8, 2011

MT Nothing? "@higdonmarathon "Don't quote me, ladies, but nothing is sexier than a pony tail swishing back and forth with each stride."

Traut · Nov 8, 2011

Malloy Should Expand Storm Probe To Include Cox Communications <a href="http://t.co/qsLVGM9Z" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/qsLVGM9Z</a>

Traut · Nov 8, 2011

Mall photos. Lame since forever!

Traut · Nov 6, 2011

Cox Cable getting a pass. Still no cable, internet, or TV here.

Traut · Nov 4, 2011

Just lost power at the office after having it for 28 hours.

Traut · Nov 3, 2011

I have 4g coverage but can only access voice by roaming.

Traut · Nov 2, 2011

Why doesn't CT get NYC type props? They lost power for like 5 minutes and the media praises them for not killing each other.

Traut · Nov 2, 2011

Wrote 4 blog posts today, basically for an audience of 1: google. Many readers are without power or internet.

Traut · Nov 2, 2011

How Google Voice Helping Me Through The Power Outage <a href="http://t.co/UTGlIjQZ" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/UTGlIjQZ</a>

Traut · Nov 1, 2011

Best marketing campaign to get people from the burbs into Hartford. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23snowtober" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#snowtober</a>

Traut · Oct 30, 2011

Facebook very quiet for a Sunday night. It's like no one has power or cell service.

Traut · Oct 30, 2011

Still hearing limbs cracking. Too dangerous to shovel tree covered driveway. Damage here is bad. Fortunately nothing hit the house.

Traut · Oct 29, 2011

Crack, pop, snap go the trees. I pray everyone is alright, tonight.

Traut · Oct 28, 2011

Does anyone want to go to the Hartford Children's Theater "Direct From Broadway" event tonight? I have an extra (free) ticket.