2018 NFL Draft Round 1 Game Thread NO SPOILERS PLEASE

Ale Xander · Apr 26, 2018

Dick Hammer is such a great name.

Valek123 · Apr 26, 2018

Dick...Hammer... Please tell me an intern just slipped in a slide.

Seels · Apr 26, 2018

I actually think darnold is the least exciting of all these guys. Seems like a good bet to be just as good as every other recent usc quarterback.

SemperFidelisSox · Apr 26, 2018

GangGreen wanted Rosen.

shawnrbu · Apr 26, 2018

BB gave Darnold a 5th round grade.

DJnVa · Apr 26, 2018

E5 Yaz said:
But the way you posted it -- w/o explanation -- could have confused others

or so i thought

Gotcha. But I hoped this crowd would understand a team drafting 23rd can’t confirm their pick

bankshot1 · Apr 26, 2018

may he be the latest USC QB to blow chunks

dcmissle · Apr 26, 2018

shawnrbu said:
BB gave Darnold a 5th round grade.

Source?

ifmanis5 · Apr 26, 2018

Dick Fucking Hammer

rymflaherty · Apr 26, 2018

Good.
Glad the Jets took Darnold, would have also been fine with them taking Allen.

DJnVa · Apr 26, 2018

shawnrbu said:
BB gave Darnold a 5th round grade.

Source?

He can be “lazy” and too cute sometimes. Be interested to see how quickly he plays.

Mugsy's Jock · Apr 26, 2018

Is ESPN getting interviews before NFLN?

( . ) ( . ) and (_!_) · Apr 26, 2018

Laid back Southern California kid with accuracy and turnover issues meets New York Jets and their fans. This has a high potential to fail spectacularly

RedOctober3829 · Apr 26, 2018

( . ) ( . ) and (_!_) said:
Laid back Southern California kid with accuracy and turnover issues meets New York Jets and their fans. This has a high potential to fail spectacularly

Haven't we seen this movie before?

bankshot1 · Apr 26, 2018

does Elway take a QB?

RedOctober3829 · Apr 26, 2018

bankshot1 said:
does Elway take a QB?

I don't think so. I think they trade out.

RedOctober3829 · Apr 26, 2018

Wow, Denzel Ward!!

( . ) ( . ) and (_!_) · Apr 26, 2018

Browns!

doc · Apr 26, 2018

( . ) ( . ) and (_!_) said:
Laid back Southern California kid with accuracy and turnover issues meets New York Jets and their fans. This has a high potential to fail spectacularly

Maybe at a future Bills-Jets game another dildo will be thrown on the field and we can get a dick fumble

Ale Xander · Apr 26, 2018

Holy f sticks. WTF are they doing?

Mugsy's Jock · Apr 26, 2018

Home cooking pick?

SemperFidelisSox · Apr 26, 2018

Chubb falls to Denver.

shawnrbu · Apr 26, 2018

The Broncos get Chubb.

RedOctober3829 · Apr 26, 2018

Now Elway has to stay at 5 and take Chubb, right? Pair him with Miller?

Ale Xander · Apr 26, 2018

Could have traded down and gotten Fitzpatrick.

F the Broncos.

mostman · Apr 26, 2018

Elway isn’t going to trade now.

SMU_Sox · Apr 26, 2018

Holy shit, Chubb fell to 5? This is getting so fucking interesting.

Doug Beerabelli · Apr 26, 2018

Why didn't they trade out if they wanted a DB?

Mugsy's Jock · Apr 26, 2018

JDM just hit a three run bomb!

Ale Xander · Apr 26, 2018

I kind of want BB to trade up and get Chubb.

ehaz · Apr 26, 2018

I understand that CB is a need for them, but why not trade down? Ward, Jackson, Alexander, Hughes - I just don't think one really separates from the pack.

Ralphwiggum · Apr 26, 2018

I’m a little behind on the broadcast but one of the ESPN assholes just said that Josh McCown is the perfect QB for Darnold to learn from? Learn what? How to be the consummate journeyman backup QB?

mostman · Apr 26, 2018

Doug Beerabelli said:
Why didn't they trade out if they wanted a DB?

I don’t understand this. Ward is there at 10-12, right?

Mugsy's Jock · Apr 26, 2018

No team after Denver figures to take a QB until maybe MIA at 11. Looks like Bills may not need to trade up from 12?

SMU_Sox · Apr 26, 2018

Broncos even though they have not said it are a QB land mine. I am not sure though if I wouldn't rather have good defensive talent slipping or a stud QB prospect slipping... the whiskey is saying QB.

RedOctober3829 · Apr 26, 2018

Mugsy's Jock said:
No team after Denver figures to take a QB until maybe MIA at 11. Looks like Bills may not need to trade up from 12?

If they want Allen, I'd trade up now if I were Buffalo.

SMU_Sox · Apr 26, 2018

mostman said:
I don’t understand this. Ward is there at 10-12, right?

Lots of rumors of him from the 5-10 teams.

GoDa · Apr 26, 2018

Browns GM watched Draft Day this week, obviously.

ifmanis5 · Apr 26, 2018

Ralphwiggum said:
I’m a little behind on the broadcast but one of the ESPN assholes just said that Josh McCown is the perfect QB for Darnold to learn from? Learn what? How to be the consummate journeyman backup QB?

Seriously, that was a weird take.

Reggie's Racquet · Apr 26, 2018

Ralphwiggum said:
I’m a little behind on the broadcast but one of the ESPN assholes just said that Josh McCown is the perfect QB for Darnold to learn from? Learn what? How to be the consummate journeyman backup QB?

I’m okay with that for the Jets.

SMU_Sox · Apr 26, 2018

Von Miller + Chubb? I mean that's ridiculous. Hoping maybe they go... Nelson.

Doug Beerabelli · Apr 26, 2018

Roger will do anything not to get booed

snowmanny · Apr 26, 2018

Rosen/Chubb. How hard is that? F'ing Browns.

shawnrbu · Apr 26, 2018

Great set of pipes on the lad.

mostman · Apr 26, 2018

SMU_Sox said:
Lots of rumors of him from the 5-10 teams.

Huh. Ok. Then maybe it makes sense.

RedOctober3829 · Apr 26, 2018

Von Miller, Bradley Chubb, and Shane Ray. Heck of a trio of pass rushers.

OnWisc · Apr 26, 2018

This kid is 100x more polished and at ease up there than Goodell.

staz · Apr 26, 2018

You can trot out the rotten corpse of Mother Theresa, Rog, they’re still going to boo your ass.

djbayko · Apr 26, 2018

Ralphwiggum said:
I’m a little behind on the broadcast but one of the ESPN assholes just said that Josh McCown is the perfect QB for Darnold to learn from? Learn what? How to be the consummate journeyman backup QB?

How to maximize frequent flier points, keep your girlfriends away from each other. Stuff like that.

Mugsy's Jock · Apr 26, 2018

Goodell brings out Cowboys and a developmentally challenged child to announce picks with him as boo shields. Maybe he brings out Tom Hanks next?

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