Yes I think we need a new thread 5/22

[trekfan55]

The way I see it, it took daily threads (plus a long one for Shabat) to get us here so here we go.

I wouldlike to thank you for your words and let’s go Sox.

 

[Mr. Stinky Esq.]

Long may your reign live and prosper.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Maul the Mariners

 

[E5 Yaz]

1. Enrique Hernandez (R) CF
2. Rafael Devers (L) 3B
3. J.D. Martinez (R) DH
4. Xander Bogaerts (R) SS
5. Trevor Story (R) 2B
6. Franchy Cordero (L) LF
7. Bobby Dalbec (R) 1B
8. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) RF
9. Kevin Plawecki (R) C

 

[absintheofmalaise]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2nCvdHAN7Y

 

[Coachster]

So Verdugo's injury seems to be serious?

 

[Red(s)HawksFan]

So Verdugo's injury seems to be serious?

I thought they said it was "illness".

 

[InsideTheParker]

I want to see the Nate we all know and love, not that monster from his last start. I hope he's had his Wheaties™!

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

You play the game to win

 

[E5 Yaz]

1. Adam Frazier (L) 2B
2. Ty France (R) 1B
3. J.P. Crawford (L) SS
4. Julio Rodriguez (R) CF
5. Jesse Winker (L) LF
6. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
7. Mike Ford (L) DH
8. Cal Raleigh (S) C
9. Taylor Trammell (L) RF

 

[Rovin Romine]

Anytime that you're "forced" to play Dalbec. . .means you should consider your depth.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

It’s a hot one out there today. High temps, day game, both managers probably won’t push their starters too hard in this one.

 

[Red(s)HawksFan]

It’s a hot one out there today. High temps, day game, both managers probably won’t push their starters too hard in this one.

These conditions are nothing for a Alvin, Texas native like Eovaldi.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Eovaldi looks dominant.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Is JBJ just messin' with us, with this super-casual move?

 

[moonshotmanny]

Good start Nate, keep it up!

 

[paulb0t]

Jackie is so effortless out there.

 

[Sprowl]

BABIP be praised.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Jackie is so effortless out there.

Like me snatching a frisbee.

 

[budcrew08]

Five guys in todays lineup are under .200 I think.

 

[The Filthy One]

Logan Gilbert has mid-career Clay Buchholz hair.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Like me snatching a frisbee.

Not to doubt your athletic abilities, but we need some evidence of this.
narrator: he is doubting your athletic abilities

 

[Sprowl]

The Red Sox are putting on a true Sunday lineup. Tim Wakefield nods in recognition.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Gilbert made short work of the great Rafael Devers.

 

[budcrew08]

JD out with back spasms

 

[Jerry’s Curl]

What happened to JDM?

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Five guys in todays lineup are under .200 I think.

Two more under .235

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

99. Gilbert is bringing it.

 

[Sprowl]

Logan Gilbert has mid-career Clay Buchholz hair.

Like early-career Gollum?

 

[InsideTheParker]

Gilbert made short work of the great Rafael Devers.

Raffy helped him though. How many times does a guy who hit two homers the previous game want to bunt, even though he can't?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Not to doubt your athletic abilities, but we need some evidence of this.
narrator: he is doubting your athletic abilities

Perhaps if Fris ever throws another SoSH-Bash, we can stage a nice demonstration.

 

[Sprowl]

Eo's splitter is darting today.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Winker is starting to piss me off.

 

[Mo Vaughn Over!]

Reverse lock for Bobby D today?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Chri$tian Arroyo can flat mash.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Arroyo makes a dandy DH.

 

[patinorange]

Now that's a DH.

 

[LesterFan]

That was destroyed

 

[budcrew08]

Holy shit, that ball was out in a split second. Wow!

 

[The Filthy One]

That was scalded.

 

[Sprowl]

JD Arroyo delivers on time.

 

[Jerry’s Curl]

Great day for JDM to have spasms.

 

[mauidano]

Sunday Christian!

 

[BornToRun]

I love how involved Will Middlebrooks is with the Sox even though he never panned out quite like we had hoped. Also just seems like a good dude.

 

[Merkle's Boner]

I love how involved Will Middlebrooks is with the Sox even though he never panned out quite like we had hoped. Also just seems like a good dude.

I think he’s one of the best of the new guys this year.

 

[patinorange]

What a turnaround from his last start.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I think he’s one of the best of the new guys this year.

He's certainly better than Massarotti, but then, so is a lukewarm bowl of dung.

 

[BornToRun]

He's certainly better than Massarotti, but then, so is a lukewarm bowl of dung.

How about a bowl of dung that’s been microwaved?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

This pitcher kinda looks like Shelley Duncan

 

[BornToRun]

Kike starting to swing it