Wk. 1 vs Steelers: We’re on to 2019

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Mystic Merlin

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Per the request of the loyal BBTL denizens, the playground is open for business.

Fuck Roethlisberger. Fuck Drill Sergeant Tomlin. Fuck the FaithFamilyFootball Rooney cult.

I don’t care how it gets done; get the win. As BB famously said, the circus is in town Sunday night, so don’t let the fireworks, Steelers clowns, and new banner distract you. I’m not prepared for my streak to end at the hands of that fuckface franchise and their decrepit shitbag QB.
 

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Per the request of the loyal BBTL denizens, the playground is open for business.

Fuck Roethlisberger. Fuck Drill Sergeant Tomlin. Fuck the FaithFamilyFootball Rooney cult.

I don’t care how it gets done; get the win. As BB famously said, the circus is in town Sunday night, so don’t let the fireworks, Steelers clowns, and new banner distract you. I’m not prepared for my streak to end at the hands of that fuckface franchise and their decrepit shitbag QB.
This was well worth the wait!!
 

DrewDawg

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Seen a number of "experts" picking the Steelers.

Gonna piss off everyone in week 1. Nice.
 

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The only difference between those associated with the Steelers and a baby is that the baby will eventually cease its whining.

We fucking suck, let’s shut some asshats up and prove them wrong.
 

koufax32

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Particularly happy Sixburgh is in town for this.

You've got company, bitches!

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I have learned the best way to piss off a Stillers fan is as follows:

*they comment on my Pats fandom

Me: “Yeah, it’s been an unbelievable run. Who are you a fan of?”

Them: “I’m a Steelers fan.”

Me: “Okay. Y’all have six SB wins too, right? Welcome to the club!”

Them: <begins cutting wrists>



I got greedy last year. I was convinced the whole run was the final scene from Logan and one last hurrah for an aging dynasty. I have discovered something. My greed knows no bounds. That wasn’t enough. It’s not enough when someone says something about cheating to just simply laugh in their face. I need another. I grew up an only child so I don’t like to share. I’d rather my favorite team have 7 SB’s so the PIT people can stop whining because they’re too busy eating a bowl. Once more into the breach, men.

Let’s
Goooooooooo
 

Captaincoop

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You don't have to "change the gameplan" to take advantage of the information he can provide. There are all kinds of scheme details that would help the defensive players in-game.

(And no, this isn't a big deal...but it's yet another fun thing to think about today)
 
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Ale Xander

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Is the banner raising going to be covered by NBC (or someone else)? and at what time?
 

Harry Hooper

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Do you really think the Patriots are changing their game plan with 12 hours to go?
The Pats do have a track record of inserting new plays via a hotel ballroom walkthrough the night before a game, but probably not for this game.

Danny Heifetz at the Ringer has Patrick Chung out with a broken forearm. Presumably some wires got crossed on that.
 

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Imagine if they hadn't gone to the SB last year. The wait would have been two weeks longer than it has.
 

brandonchristensen

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The only thing I'm nervous about for tonight is going to be offensive holding. Watching games earlier today, it FEELS like you can feel the new rules they implemented.
 
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