h. Hey! pay attention to my Twitter feed this week. You’ll have a chance to win a spot in my daughter Mary Beth’s fantasy football league up in Seattle. I’m in it. So there’s ninth place to battle for—with me.
So what do we think King's fantasy team is called?
Oh I'm sure it's a lame pun on "King" every year.
King-Dom Come; King Sized; The King Makers, etc.
ifmanis5 said:So what do we think King's fantasy team is called?
A) Lame Springsteen song pun
B) Even lamer microbrew call out
C) Brett Favre related
D) Worst humblebrag he can think of
E) The EvoShield
Coffee Grounds & Poundifmanis5 said:So what do we think King's fantasy team is called?
A) Lame Springsteen song pun
B) Even lamer microbrew call out
C) Brett Favre related
D) Worst humblebrag he can think of
E) The EvoShield
ifmanis5 said:So what do we think King's fantasy team is called?
A) Lame Springsteen song pun
B) Even lamer microbrew call out
C) Brett Favre related
D) Worst humblebrag he can think of
E) The EvoShield
mpx42 said:Did he really have to pick the Patriots to win the Super Bowl? He'll be (A) wrong, or (B) beyond insufferable.
Did he really have to pick the Patriots to win the Super Bowl?
coremiller said:What exactly is the point of PK picking the scores for playoff games that won't be played for months? It's pretty much impossible to pick the score even immediately before the game when you actually know who is playing (back when TMQ was worth reading he used to have a running gag making fun of the NYT's attempts to pick the scores every week). It's totally absurd to bother projecting scores five months before the games are played.
drleather2001 said:
Eh. His job is to guess and deal with the consequences of his rear-view brilliance or idiocy. Thems the breaks of being a high profile football writer.
I mean, of course it's absurd to predict the games. But at the end of the day, King's an entertainment writer. I'd rather take a guy who does his best to make silly guesses with the information he has at his disposal over a guy that refuses to make guesses because he's afraid of looking foolish (which is what King is, 90% of the time).
TMQ if a fucking asshole, by the way. The "Their pre-game guesses are always wrong!" schtick had nothing to do with football (or even the Times' quickie, pre-game, analysis) and everything to do with him trying to make himself look smart through the benefit of 20/20 hindsight. If TMQ ever wants credibility on football, he needs to start writing before the fucking games happen. His shit is pseudo science.
"Well, in watching the game I could tell that the left side was weak. Lo and behold, in the third quarter, the other team ran to the left side and scored a touchdown. Ergo, I was right."
Fuck him.
coremiller said:
But there aren't even "silly guesses". The very idea of trying to predict in August the score of a game to be played in January when the participants haven't even been determined yet is so absurd that nobody could take it seriously. It's not like King is doing extra "football writer" work and doing real analysis to figure out what these scores should be. When you know the matchups, a score prediction can have some meaning insofar as it's a prediction of how you think the game will go (whether it will be a close game, high or low scoring, etc.) But King isn't making that kind of prediction. He's just pulling numbers out of his ass to give his predictions a false aura of precision.
drleather2001 said:
I dunno. Who cares. It's silly. It's also almost certainly a request/edict from his editors, because King himself has professed indignity at being asked to make predictions that he may later be held accountable for.
I love everyone calling $765m chump change.
https://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/373144825136029696Why NFL teams should be smiling: Average NFL team takes in $286m per year. Each team will owe about $30m, incl atty fees, in settlement.
nattysez said:And now, noting that he's being pilloried, he pseudo-backtracks:
https://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/373144825136029696
So it was outrageous to call $765mm chump change, but the NFL teams "should be smiling" about the settlement.
Keep in mind that this case about which "NFL teams should be smiling" has to do with guys who are permanently mentally disabled due (at least in part) to injuries suffered while making money for the team owners. King really is heartless.
I have no idea what terms of this settlement are, but I have some experience in mass lititgations (medical devices, mostly). Generally speaking, in litigations of this size, plaintiffs will have the opportunity to opt into the settlement and collect their money under the terms of the settlement, or opt out of the settlement and proceed individually against the defendants. An agreed upon percentage of the plaintiffs would have to opt into the settlement for it to take effect.joe dokes said:and it spread over 20 years. and I'll bet some of it is tax deductible.
The bigger question is whether every single player will sign on to it. (I have not read the lengthy stories about the settlement, so i dont know if that's a condition of the agreement)). all it takes is one more or less terminally ill guy to say "'fuck it,' money can't help me" and he'll have access to a lot of stuff the NFL probably prefers to keep hidden.
The Napkin said:Ummm.... Isn't publicizing it pretty much exactly what you just did?
joe dokes said:
and it spread over 20 years. and I'll bet some of it is tax deductible.
This is standard procedure. Before a class settlement is approved, the court holds a "fairness hearing" where class members can object to the settlement agreement before the court rubber stamps it.Papelbon's Poutine said:I heard on espn today that the judge has stated he/she (?) will wait to rule on the settlement and allow anyone who wishes to oppose the chance to speak before signing off on the settlement figure. So the amount isn't exactly written in stone yet.
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