Why Do I Continue to Read Peter King?

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Corsi said:
Is there any doubt Peter's coworkers make fun of him behind his back the way they do Jerry on Parks & Rec?
 
If I had as much money as PK, I wouldn't give a shit what they said
 

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E5 Yaz said:
If I had as much money as PK, I wouldn't give a shit what they said
 
If you had half as much money as PK, you wouldn't bitch about a 17 minute commute or about hotel employees who don't know who you are.
 
And the SI.com column would be much funnier. 
 

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Wasn't Rev just asking for book recommendations the other day? I guess he had to go to a higher power.
 
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h. Beernerdness: Copycat Beer of the Week (and I'm not complaining), straight from the Salt Lake City Airport: Wasatch White Label White Ale. Closest thing to Allagash White that I've tasted, and there's a reason. Wasatch White uses some of the same ingredients as Allagash White, including orange peel and coriander. In this case, copying is very good. That's a fine, fine beer, Wasatch.
 
Ugh.  This guy wants to come off as some sort of beer authority and doesn't even realize that orange peel and coriander are literally the MAIN INGREDIENTS of a white beer, after wheat and barley.  
 
Wasatch isn't copying Allagash.  They're making a traditional white beer.  
 
This fucking idiot is acting like Allagash invented the white beer and they most certainly didn't.
 

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Blue Moon. 
 
EDIT:  didn't invent white beer (of course), but popularized it in the USA.
 
Also:  Hoegaarden.
 
Personally, I don't care for white beers.   I mean, sure, on a hot day they are alright, but I find them cloying.
 

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Allagash sucks, if you ask me, but I don't really care for white beers to begin with.
 

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I like Allagash beers... but it's with mixed emotions. I was raised in the actual Town of Allagash; the beer is brewed in Portland. The people that brew that beer are probably incapable of finding their way to Allagash. That a fraud like King continually touts Allagash beer seems appropriate.
 

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I can't wait until he travels to Europe and discovers that thousands of little coffee shops there are now copying Starbucks.
 

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Finally, kudos to the Diamondbacks for drafting paralyzed Arizona State outfielder Cory Hahn in the 34th round of this year's MLB Draft (he wore number 34 at ASU) ... and not just making a ceremony out of it. The club is going to offer Hahn -- paralyzed from the chest down on a freak 2011 head-first slide when his head hit the knee of an opponent -- a job.
 
 

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c. Pete Abraham is the best. The Boston Globe Red Sox beat man is a great Twitter follow (@PeteAbe) and good nicknamer. Dustin Pedroia is "Scrappy McScraperson.''
 

:barf:  :barf:  :barf:
 
Figures these two boobs would have a mutual admiration society.
 

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I can't wait until he travels to Europe and discovers that thousands of little coffee shops there are now copying Starbucks.
 
I am giggling at the thought of Peter King in the Low Countries, wagging his finger at a waitress who serves him a white beer that's an obvious rip off of Allagash's white beer.
 

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Figures these two boobs would have a mutual admiration society.
 
I'm pretty sure that Abraham's Pedroia nickname is tongue-in-cheek and sarcastic, though it doesn't surprise me that tis sails right over King's gigantic noggin.
 

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John Marzano Olympic Hero said:
I'm pretty sure that Abraham's Pedroia nickname is tongue-in-cheek and sarcastic, though it doesn't surprise me that tis sails right over King's gigantic noggin.
 
That gigantic noggin is getting his sportswriter of the year award ... which none of us would have known had he not written about it himself, then lavished praise on the group bestowing it on him
 

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That gigantic noggin is getting his sportswriter of the year award ... which none of us would have known had he not written about it himself, then lavished praise on the group bestowing it on him
 
I was just about to point that out, but I think you give him too much credit. He expresses no real humility about it whatsoever. "As you all know, I'm not worthy" is the most transparent, puerile, praise-fishing imaginable. He's also won the award before. Smith, Murray, Gammons, Ryan, Deford, King. One of these is not like the others . . . .
 
And he doesn't really "thank the Academy," as they say.  He only thanks the "guru" for "running such a great event."
 

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PK bitching about other people using their cell phones too much is pretty special.
 
And then uses as an example this cell phone user talking about "people watching" when he did the same thing and put it in a national column.  About football.
 

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DrewDawg said:
WHAT DOES PETER KING THINK ABOUT TEBOW TO NEW ENGLAND????
 
"Really, really, weird.   And it's really hard to know how it will turn out, because there are so many variables.  Only fools would try to predict what will happen.   It might be great, or he might get cut in 2 weeks."
 
*Two months from now, after Tebow is cut*
 
"Well, I said at the time he could be cut.  And he was.  I hate to say 'I told you so', but anyone paying attention knew it was going to be a terrible fit.  Why get a third QB when you have a HOF in Brady and a capable backup in Mallett?"
 

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Peter King is on his annual vacation, so he has someone else doing his job for him.
 
Here's my question:  How fucking hard would it be for this bozo to just write 2 columns sometime between March and June, stick them in a can, and then have them run while he's away?  An interview, a recap of free agent movement, a commentary on each team's current strengths and weaknesses...
 
So fucking lazy. 
 

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Oh and, with all due respect to Mr. Gleason:
 
4. I think Pearl Jam stands in the top five most significant American rock bands of the past 50 years.
Others I would include, in no particular order, are: The Doors, Van
Halen, R.E.M and The Grateful Dead. If we consider individuals like Bob
Dylan, Jimi Hendrix and Bruce Springsteen, the list gets mangled. I
would replace R.E.M and the Doors with Dylan and Hendrix.
Um...on what basis? 
 
Any list of "Significant American Bands of the last 50 years" that doesn't include the Beach Boys is just a flat-out dog shit list.
 
I fucking love that this dude things Pearl Jam, the Grateful Dead (no argument from me that they'd be in the top 5) and Van Halen are the three most significant American bands, basically, ever.  

It reads to me like he loved to rock out to VH when he was younger, then got into PJ, and now grooves to the Dead because he's mellowed out. 
 

5. I think it's scary that 20 percent of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth.
I think it's scary that a grown man thinks Pearl Jam is the most significant American rock band in history.
 

10. I think the acronym for this column should be MMQ. Quarterback is one word.
And I'm sure that Steve referred to the Quarterback as the "Q", and corrected everyone else who called him the "QB".
 


 
 

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This is the first post OF ALL TIME in this thread to have the following letters in the following order: dfhagfdfjngtrwgrkjhfnkdjhgehfrgqwejfhqwekfljlmfqwkjfhf
 

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I can not WAIT for the sanctimonious bullshit on Monday. Why we could get:

1) comments about gun control;
2) a 20/20 hindsight breakdown of the 2010 draft;
3) at least one "nothing good ever happens after midnight" reference;
4) a cryptic "I never got to know Aaron very well... comment that vaguely implies that this, alone, was a red flag.
5) a racist comment regarding Latinos and "culture".

OOOOO BOY!
 

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Revisionist history at its best
 
drleather2001 said:
I can not WAIT for the sanctimonious bullshit on Monday. Why we could get:

1) comments about gun control;
2) a 20/20 hindsight breakdown of the 2010 draft;
3) at least one "nothing good ever happens after midnight" reference;
4) a cryptic "I never got to know Aaron very well... comment that vaguely implies that this, alone, was a red flag.
5) a racist comment regarding Latinos and "culture".

OOOOO BOY!
 
Nailed it.
 
He was the 113th pick in 2010 for a reason.
https://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/349906518721839104
 

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Love what the Belichicks did at tight end in the last five weeks, signing free-agent filler Alge Crumpler (maybe a one-year bit of glue), then drafting Rob Gronkowski at 42 and Aaron Hernandez at 113. Hernandez was thievery; watching Florida four or five times on TV in the fall and on tape last week, I thought he looked like a bona fide NFL tight end right now.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/04/25/draft/4.html
It's a good thing Peter mentioned how much of a dillweed he was in his after-draft thoughts
 

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Dillweed? Seriously? He's a grown man who lives in 2013, right?
 
And he's calling someone who is an alleged murderer a "dillweed"? Other historical dillweeds: Charles Manson, Sirhan Sirhan, James Earl Ray, Dylan Klebold, John Wilkes Booth and the O.G.D.W: Brutus. In fact, Caesar's last words weren't "Et tu, Brute?" It was, "Et tu, Dillus Weedus?"
 
You know who wasn't a Dill Weed, John Hinkley. 
 

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With apologies to Dr. Leather, King starts off today's MMQB with a story about Johnny Manziel:
 
"Just a kid sewing some oats?"
 
Are you f'ing kidding me?  Does anyone proofread his shit at all?
 
I couldn't read any more after that. 
 

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Jewelried woman: "I'm on a conference call right now. I don't have time for this. I just don't. What is the price?'' ...
Suited slim man: "I'm only saying their decisions are interfering with my lifestyle. Can't you do something about it?''
Jewelried woman: "That doesn't help me ... That doesn't help me.''
Suited slim man: "I may be totally off base but I've been meeting with a bunch of people ...''
Jewelried woman: "Listen, listen, listen ... Are you listening to me? I am about to lose my patience. If you don't know anything, then why don't I have a conversation with Spencer. He'll know.''
Suited slim man: "Hold on, call waiting. JUST HOLD ON ... Hello? ... Yes, this is he ... Not interested, but thanks ... No. Nope ... Yes, I am in that business but I don't need -- ... Listen, I am going to hang up now ... No, please listen carefully to me. I don't want it, I don't need it, and I am going to hang up right now but I do not want you to think I'm rude -- ... Bye. BYE! ... JESUS! ... Okay. Back. Sorry.
Conductor, mercifully: "NOW ARRIVING NEW HAVEN CONNECTICUT. ALL DOORS OPEN IN NEW HAVEN. WATCH YOUR STEP LEAVING THE TRAIN."
Jewelried woman: "No one seems to know where the contract is ...
Suited slim man: "Tuesday would be better, if it's better for you ... Doesn't matter. Awesome ... Thanks buddy. Really look forward to seeing you.
Jewelried woman: "Sorry, you still there? Connection's not great. Sorry ... I'm going to repeat: I am about to lose my patience. You don't have the answers for me. You know what that property is worth, and I know what it is worth. You can't BS me ... So should I go through those files? Should I allocate those numbers elsewhere? ... You think it's not necessary ...''
Suited slim man, thinking he can be heard through a bad connection if he screams: "On a TRAIN. YES. SORRY! ... YOU GOT ME? YOU GOT ME?'' ...
Frustrated hangup. RINGGGGGGG.
Suited slim man: "Sorry, you know, the connection. I am ON A TRAIN!''
Jewelried woman: "Call you then, okay. Bye.''
Suited slim man: "We have to do a credit check. Yes, Brad has all that ... No, it's not your decision or my decision. It's the government ... I would love it. I would SO love it. You have no idea how much I'd love it ... Oh, you do?''
Jewelried woman: "I got that in play. Correct ... We're moving forward in good faith.''
 
Not even to Bridgeport yet. How did we survive?
 
So, let me get this straight, he's allowed to annoyingly talk business on the train (in the quiet car, no less), but these two people aren't? 
 

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King had this item today:
 
Since Scott Pioli left the organization in 2009, Belichick doesn't have anyone to argue him off troubled players. Not that Pioli won all the time. "But,'' someone with knowledge of the Patriots front office told me, "there's no one there with Scott's balls anymore. Bill needs someone to challenge him, and I don't think he has that now." Would Pioli have challenged Belichick on Hernandez, or on Alfonzo Dennard, the seventh-round corner who will have to leave camp in August to go to a probation trial in Nebraska and who last week was arrested for DUI? I don't know, and there's no guarantee those picks wouldn't have been made anyway. But this isn't the first time I've heard the Pioli thing.

Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20130715/johnny-manziel-aaron-hernandez-monday-morning-quarterback/#ixzz2Z7rHC2Is
 
 
My question for you guys:  while the role of Ernie Adams for the Pats is always undefined, isn't there some reason to at least mention him if the point is 'no one can stand up to Belichick anymore?'   The vague descriptions that are out there of his role seem to suggest he's closer to Belichick than Pioli ever was.
 

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Someone with knowledge of the Pats front office can be just about anyone.  I have some knowledge, Rev has some knowledge and you have some knowledge. 
 
Hell, this "knowledge" could be coming from any media member that is or has been at odds with BB at some point.  I'm betting it's Felger, Borges or even, potentially, Curran.
 

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Tweet of the Week III

"Aaron Hernandez's lawyers just filed a motion to have his trial moved to Sanford, Florida.''
-- @HubbuchNYP, Bart Hubbuch of the New York Post


The Zimmerman trial was in Sanford.
 
Insightful! The Zimmerman trial was in Sanford. Good thing he pointed that out.
 

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Dogman2 said:
Someone with knowledge of the Pats front office can be just about anyone.  I have some knowledge, Rev has some knowledge and you have some knowledge. 
 
Hell, this "knowledge" could be coming from any media member that is or has been at odds with BB at some point.  I'm betting it's Felger, Borges or even, potentially, Curran.
 
Scott Pioli is the guy who drafted BMW in the first round. My irony meter has exploded.
 

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Interesting Twitter exchange between Bruce Allen, Patriots Daily and Greg Bedard
 
 
Bruce Allen ‏@bruceallen
. @SI_PeterKing @ProFootballTalk so if Pioli would've checked Belichick on Hernandez, who checked Pioli on Belcher? Silly premise.
 
Greg A. Bedard ‏@GregABedard
@bruceallen @SI_PeterKing @ProFootballTalk UDFA. Not a whole lot of discussion
 
Patriots Daily ‏@PatriotsDaily
@GregABedard @bruceallen @SI_PeterKing @ProFootballTalk Where were the Pioli checks and balances when they drafted Meriweather?
 
Greg A. Bedard ‏@GregABedard
@PatriotsDaily @bruceallen a better point, but that opinion is from somebody who knows Pats front office. Not just thrown against wall
 
Bruce Allen ‏@bruceallen
@GregABedard @PatriotsDaily The dreaded "someone who knows." I hate that guy.
 

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Interesting Twitter exchange between Bruce Allen, Patriots Daily and Greg Bedard
 
 
Bruce Allen ‏@bruceallen
. @SI_PeterKing @ProFootballTalk so if Pioli would've checked Belichick on Hernandez, who checked Pioli on Belcher? Silly premise.
 
Greg A. Bedard ‏@GregABedard
@bruceallen @SI_PeterKing @ProFootballTalk UDFA. Not a whole lot of discussion
 
Patriots Daily ‏@PatriotsDaily
@GregABedard @bruceallen @SI_PeterKing @ProFootballTalk Where were the Pioli checks and balances when they drafted Meriweather?
 
Greg A. Bedard ‏@GregABedard
@PatriotsDaily @bruceallen a better point, but that opinion is from somebody who knows Pats front office. Not just thrown against wall
 
Bruce Allen ‏@bruceallen
@GregABedard @PatriotsDaily The dreaded "someone who knows." I hate that guy.
 
So it's not Peter King throwing something against the wall, it's an anonymous source throwing something against the wall.

Got it.
 

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That exchange continued:
 
Patriots Daily ‏@PatriotsDaily

@GregABedard @bruceallen Even if source is good, facts contradict the inference. SP gave tacit approval for previous "questionable" picks.

 

Greg A. Bedard ‏@GregABedard

@PatriotsDaily @bruceallen You don't know that. He could have objected and BB overruled. That's not tacit approval.

 

Patriots Daily ‏@PatriotsDaily

@GregABedard @bruceallen Exactly. So he must not have been much of a counterweight then, huh?
 
Go get your effing shinebox, Bedard.
 

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The source is probably a former Patriot who loves Pioli or hates BB--I'm guessing super frequent King on the record source and close Pioli buddy Dimitroff but it could be a scout who got canned or moved on-who actually has no fucking idea whether or not Nick C. or whoever is standing up to BB the same way Pioli did.
 

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posted elsewhere but Reiss makes the same point in his mailbag as well as taking a delightful jab at Polian:
 
Commentary and analysis has come from all angles, and I wanted to lead off this week's mailbag by challenging two things that caught the eye.
A Pioli presence is needed. Scott Pioli did a super job in his role as vice president of Player Personnel (2000-2008), and one line of thinking is that since he has left the organization there isn't anyone to challenge Belichick on personnel decisions. The idea is that perhaps if Pioli was with the Patriots, maybe the selections of Aaron Hernandez and Alfonzo Dennardaren't made because he was willing to question Belichick. Pioli and Belichick seemed to have a great working rapport, but it's not like Pioli himself didn't run into some "character" type problems in Kansas City (e.g. murder-suicide of Jovan Belcher). That dynamic shouldn't be overlooked when this topic is discussed.
Polian had Hernandez off the board. Former Colts president Bill Polian said in his current role as a media analyst that Indianapolis had taken Hernandez off its draft board, and as was later learned, it wasn't the only team. While Polian has proven to be excellent in his role as a football analyst, it also should be noted that when he was running the football operation in Carolina he selected receiver Rae Carruth in the first round. Carruth was later convicted of conspiracy of murder, which shows that while Polian might have made the correct decision on Hernandez, he didn't carry a 1,000 batting average over the years.