Oh Romeo your outlook was rosy
Your floor was no less than James Posey,
Rode your high school rep to the NBA,
One of those guys who must prove he can’t play,
Likewise, Aaron you were best in the draft,
Workouts with no D you mastered your craft,
You battled for the odd garbage time dunk,
But shot 3-pointers like a concussed drunk,
But oh how we wished, and projected your fame,
Well beyond evidence shown by your game,
Each Celtic weakness could be washed away,
If Dumb Ime or Dim Brad would let you play,
Come Yam, and JD it now falls to you,
When the C’s lose, and we want something new
Your floor was no less than James Posey,
Rode your high school rep to the NBA,
One of those guys who must prove he can’t play,
Likewise, Aaron you were best in the draft,
Workouts with no D you mastered your craft,
You battled for the odd garbage time dunk,
But shot 3-pointers like a concussed drunk,
But oh how we wished, and projected your fame,
Well beyond evidence shown by your game,
Each Celtic weakness could be washed away,
If Dumb Ime or Dim Brad would let you play,
Come Yam, and JD it now falls to you,
When the C’s lose, and we want something new
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